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Grandma's Boyfriend

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.  While playing with his toys in her bedroom, while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
 Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is like my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keeps my spiritual side company and it makes me feel so good. The Comedies make me laugh, and I feel so happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door. When he opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your grandmother home?"   The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's home. She's in her bedroom (with)...original "word"lost in translation...! her boyfriend.

Thank You, Lynnette!

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