As the younger boy recovered and stood up laughing and dripping,
the mother ran to the back yard in a panic.
"Why on Earth did you do that to your little brother?"
she inquired as she shook the older boy in anger.
"We were just playing 'church', Mommy," he said.
"I was baptizing him like the preacher did in church last Sunday.
I said, I now baptize you
in the name of the Father,
the Son,
and in-the-hole-he-goes"!
