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The Divots are:
Roger Tremblay
Demario Jones
Pat Funk
Michael Haynes
Josh Bowers
Roger Tremblay
Full Name: Roger Joseph Tremblay III
Birthday: February 16, 1982
Hometown: Somewhere in the ghettos of Florida
Currently Residing: Lugoff, SC
Instrument: other guitarist, and screams
Status: Denying that women want him
Questions Type Things:
Favorite Dragonball character: Piccollo
Favorite saying: "and stuff"
If you could be a number what number would you be? 2-because then I wouldn't feel so alone
What is the most powerful force ... the jedi force, npr force, or dragonball force? the force of my sex appeal, or the lack there of
Inspirations:
Jesus, band-mates, Mr. Caldwell and Mr. Hicks, my dad and mom, my dad's dad, a bunch of cool bands, especially the one's we play with all the time (jy, no compromise, marlo's ride, and nimbus cause they're cool), band i don't know the Peabodies, Wes, Dean and Steve, Pastor, the Jarvis's, and Brandon
Thanks to:
Jesus, band-mates, the cool manager (Brandon), all those bands i mentioned before, all the parents, the summerville people, Harvest Baptist Church, Jeff @ Slacker 77, Pavillion Ministries, chicks that actually want me, and the people who obsessively come to this page and know who we are.
No Thanks to:
English V, Satan, the reason i am scared to go to school, and school itself.
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Demario "Love" Jones
Full Name: ------
Birthday: ------
Hometown: ------
Currently Residing: -----
Instrument: ------
Status: -----
Question Type Things:
How much do you love Brandon and why? ------
Favorite syaing: ------
If you could be a number what number would you be? ------
So, what do you think of Brandon's haircut? -----
Inspirations:
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Thanks to:
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No Thanks to:
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Pat Funk
Full Name: Patrick Joseph Funk
Birthday: June 4, 1982
Hometown: Kankakee, IL home of the KKK, just kidding
Currently Residing: Lou Goff
Instrument: Guitar, kazoo, assorted grunts and tongue clicks
Status: probably single
Question Type Things:
How much do you love Brandon and why? This much |--------------------------------------------| b/c he can wreck a car & laugh it off
Favorite saying: "Time lies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas"
If you could be a number what number would you be? any number other than 7, it's highly overrated
So, what do you think of Brandon's haircut? Who knows what a flagella is?
Inspirations:
Jesus Christ, everyone in my band, SC punk scene, my life, my mistakes, my sexy body, Girls, The crocidile hunter, of course Brandon (Morris), and yours truly
Thanks to:
Jesus Christ my Lord & Savior, Wes, Pastor Dulaney, Harvest Baptist Church, Marlo's Ride, JY, No Compromise, All in All, Nimbus, Verse 2 (RIP), Slacker 77, Pavillion Ministries, Knightsville Methodist Church, Frankie's of Charleston, our fans in no particular order, Eddie, Ben, The Chicas, Jean, Megan, Natalie, Kate, Katie, Shaz, Lauren, oh yeah all of my relatives, esp. moms & pops, sorry if I forgot you I don't have room for you.
No Thanks to:
Satan (he's pretty mean), Asparagus Babbles, Dragonball Z, or japanimation in general, annoying people, Marilyn Manson, and you
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Michael Haynes
Full Name: David Michael Haynes
Birthday: October 4, 1982
Hometown: Charleston, SC
Currently Residing: Lu Dung
Instrument: Glum Rock Bass, with no amp still and little yoddling
Status: I can back it up good, 2'9" 540 lbs (all brain) and no girl it never seems to work out
Question Type Things:
How much do you love Brandon and why? Not that much unless he's fixing susage or when watching Dragonball
Favorite syaing: "Woo! That's off the chains. Pick me! Pick me!"
If you could be a number what number would you be? I'd rather vomit on a cold Tuesday!
So, what do you think of Brandon's haircut? I think he looks like the back of a pony
Inspirations:
First off Craig's Brother because they really
set me off. Also Slick Shoes, JY, Marlo's Ride, No Compromise, All in All, Homegrown, MxPx, Less Than Jake, There's alot more, just can't think at the time, NPR
Thanks to: Jesus for saving me, JY, No Compromise, All in All (for getting us gigs), Marlo's Ride especially (I still remember the ski trip), My parents and sister, all my friends who stuck with me even when I was a donk, Phillip just b/c we're still friends ad you're dating my other best friend, I guess the band, My church for being like another family, and shout out to the chicas (r.i.p) adn nikki, and Sandy can't wait to move in, Eddy stay crazy, whoever I forgot I'm sorry it's hard to thin of everyone. NPR FOR LIFE, un!
No Thanks to:
I have no one to not thank everyone inspires me some way of form, whether bad or good. Learn to love whats given to you cuz God's got a plan for everyone of us.
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Josh Bowers
Full Name: Josh Bowers
Birthday: April 19, 1981
Hometown: Lugoff (Represent)
Currently Residing: I don't understand
Instrument: tongue (no pun intended)
Status: sorry ladie, taken
Question Type Things:
Who does Roger most resemble in your opinion? probably Kev Arnold
Favorite syaing: "don't hate the playa baby, hate the game (j/k)"
If you could be a number what number would you be? 7 11/14
Seeing as how everything is matter (solids, liquids, gases, and plasmas), then what is sound? -----
Inspirations:
girls who dissed me in the past, Sarah (my girlfriend), too many bands to name (slick shoes, MxPx, etc...) everyone else in the band, backstreet boys, That old Chinese guy, taco bell, the olsen twins, N-sync, 98 degrees, that dude, Marc Truesdale, LFO, and especially, w/o a doubt TLC (I don't want no scrub)
Thanks to:
GOD, my family, Quail man (eddy), the rest of the band, sarah (my beautiful, beautiful girlfriend), Josh Sims, sXe, Brandon Morris, the lugoff crew, sarah c. for the picture, the summerville crew, sarah's parents for buying me ovaltine (what's the deal with ovaltine?), J-crew, and everyone I forgot who feels like they deserve thanx. Thanx!!!
No Thanks to:
the way taco bell never hooks my burritos up! Cheetoh Fingers, and there are some people who I would like to give a big no thanx to, but I feel to guilty.
LATER!!
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