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Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say ....

• 1) Duct tape won't fix that.
• 2) We don't keep firearms in this house.
• 3) Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
• 4) You can't feed that to the dog.
• 5) No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
• 6) Wrasslin's fake.
• 7) We're vegetarians.
• 8) I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
• 9) Who's Richard Petty?
• 10) Spitting is such a nasty habit.
• 11) Give me the SMALL bag of pork rinds.
• 12) Deer heads detract from the decor.
• 13) I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
• 14) Trim the fat off that steak.
• 15) Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
• 16) The tires on that truck are too big.
• 17) I've got it all on a floppy disk.
• 18) Unsweetened tea tastes better.
• 19) I believe you cooked those green beans too long.

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