We Wanna Kill Diana
'We Didn't Start the Fire' By Billy Joel
By Adrienne

Sharpened knives thrown hard at best to land deep in Diana's chest
blood splattering everywhere and messing up her hair.
Poison in her Diet Coke would make her spit and gag and choke;
she'd be writhing on the floor before we could yell "whore!"
Fowley death sounds fun, different ways to get it done
make us want to think about her dying in new ways.
She's a devil spawn from hell, if you somehow couldn't tell,
gonna kill her someday soon and then we will rejoice.

We wanna kill Diana
because she thinks she's cool
and she's a stupid fool.
We wanna kill Diana!
No, none of us will cry
when we watch her die. Put a bullet in your head and then you'll be dead.
Eighteen-hour twin torpedoes send us screaming for red speedos!
Maybe she'll run in the street and get hit by a Mack.
Take her out with chloroform, leave her in a thunderstorm,
tie her to a metal pole and listen to the thunder roll...

We wanna kill Diana,
we're gonna make it snappy
and then we'll all be happy.
We wanna kill Diana,
we wanna watch her beat it
and if there's dirt she'll eat it.

Give her lethal meningitis, or some deadly gingivitis;
anything to make her sick as long as she dies quick.
Take a spork, shove it deep, into her and watch her weep.
You may say that we're sadists but she's a bitch and we are pissed.
Make her death a good one, poison dart frogs are fun
if we get a ton of them to attack all at once.
Beat her with a sock stuffed with sharpened lava rock.
We don't care how it's done, let's get rid of The Fowl One!

We wanna kill Diana
and we hate her more
cause she's such a whore.
We wanna kill Diana!
Yes Ms. Diana Fowley
is looking rather cow-ly.

She and Cancerman are sick, we bet that she sucks his *Bic*
She's in bed with everyone, just remember One Son.
Bounty Hunter, stab her well, and then you can go to hell.
Sharp shards of glass, fall on them, cut your ass
hopefully you'd bleed to death, you are an annoying pest!
FOWLEY DIE!! FOWLEY DIE!! We will not believe the lie!

We wanna kill Diana!
The more violent the better,
someone needs to get her.
We wanna kill Diana
and we have gone to war
with this self-righteous whore.

Bitch whore slut tart, wanna see her torn apart,
LoserWhore, DBD, The Whoring ex-Chickadee,
Anti-Scully, Ugly Bitch, Fetid Fowley, Bra Witch,
Notorious P.I.G., Scummy Fowl One let us be,
Dieana Bitchy, Punching Bag, Spawn of Satan, Hateful Hag,
Howler Fowler, Ratgirl, Fishy Fowley makes us hurl,
Wicked Bitch, Lameass Ho, it is time for you to go!

We wanna kill Diana
because we just can't look
at such a stupid crook.
We wanna kill Diana
yeah she deserves the worst
let's all jump in her hearse!

We wanna kill Diana!!
And when she is gone
We'll party on, and on, and on, and on...

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