Fowley's face is always greener
In Scully's and Mulder's lake
She dreams about killing Scully
but that is a big mistake
She looks at the world around her
Right here in the FBI
Realizes that no one likes her,
so Fowley decides to die
MULDER: Scully's with me
Scully's with me
Darling we'll get her
Punch, kick and slap her
help me Scully
We are the two best agents here
Remember Skinner told us, my dear
Get in the Taurus, we'll kill the 'whoreus'
Let's go Scully!
In here all the agents happy
Because they are on a roll
They decided that Diana needs to
turn into a voodoo doll
And Fowley she isn't happy
She's in for the worst of fate
They'll chop off her head and eat her
She'll end up on Toom's plate
AGENTS: Let's kill Fowley
Let's kill Fowley
Pound her and beat her, resort to murder
Intricacy
We'll never let her of the hook
Things she did were against the book
We got no troubles, life is the bubbles!
Let's kill Fowley (let's kill Fowley!)
Let's kill Fowley (let's kill Fowley!)
Seems life is sweeter
if we can shoot her
Naturally
Even though CSM will pray
Fowley will be dead by today
We got the spirit, you got to hear it!
Let's kill Fowley
The bitch ought to die, she told us a lie
The witch is a bitch, and she is a spy
The fool is uncool, the shit is a twit
And Mulder and Scully yell "Yeah!"
The Fox he can shoot Fowley in the neck
The Scull, she can kick, kill her in a sec
Gas her in a chair, pull out all her hair
And Scully will blow, blow blow!
MULDER: Scully and me,
Scully and me,
When there's a meaning in The "Big Inning"
It's Scully and me
Slapping horsehide balls with a stick,
Dana will 'you know what' with my *pick*
It's time for rompin'
Jumpin' and thumpin'
Scully and me
Scully and me (Scully and me)
Scully and me (Scully and me)
Havin' a romp here, havin' a romp there
but properly
Diana ought to see us try
Then she will most definitely die
Let's get all snug, dear, right on the rug here,
Come on Scully.
Let's get all snug, dear, right on the rug here,
Come on Scully.
Each Fowley death here, we will perform dear,
Each little act here, we'll also do dear,
You know it's hotter under the water?
Let's go Scully!