Here we go to the store
Getting excited as we walk through the door
Looking for somethin good to eat
I think that I know what would be a good treat
Go by the cat food, look for some blue
Now you realize what we're looking for too
first let's get some ginger ale
then we'll scream cause it's on sale

Gotta make me food, hey, hey, hey
I'm real hungry dude hey
I'm so hungry now hey, hey, hey
My way, I say,
My way I say is not eating cow

Say you'll cook and I won't
Say you'll eat what I don't
Say that's true, it's not ham, c'est la Spam

Oh the Spam is on sale, three for two bucks
and I cannot believe our luck
we check out and leave the store
drive back home and run through the door
Pull tab, open up
Dig out the Spam and put it in a java cup
licking our fingers, the juice is so strong
Put it in the oven, but not for long

Yeah we're cookin it, hey, hey, hey
Look what I just bit hey
It's our juicy meat, hey, hey, hey
Let's eat, let's eat, let's eat and we will soon be so full and you'll serve it with rice
It tastes kinda like lamb, c'est la Spam cause it dropped on the floor
I heard you exclaim "Damn," c'est la Spam