After a brief forward describing Terri's past crimes, we move
to some secret hideout with a big NORAD / Mission Control layout. Computers
everywhere, big screens on the wall, etc. We then see Terri making a speech
about finally gaining her revenge upon the net, alt.gothic most especially.
After much villainous gloating and laughing, she then gives an order to "start
the program!" It's soon reveled that she has begun a spam attack on the net
the likes never seen before. And hit hardest of all, is her old enemy, alt.gothic.
We then cut to the Elders mountain fortress, in a scene you
can see here.
But then we cut to Interpol Headquarters in Lyons, France
here.
And then we go to a youth center in inner-city Chicago,
here.
Well, all three of our heroes reach the address, that turns
out to indeed be a bar. But when they all arrive at once, a three way standoff
immediately begins. Sephiroth, having fought both Chun-Li and Mr. T before,
stands his guard, knowing full well that if they were to combine forces against
him, he would not be able to stop them. While at that time, Chun-Li and T
view each other with suspicion, both suspecting mind control from each other,
and wary of their former enemy, Sephiroth, standing before them.
Sephiroth is the first to speak, announcing his intention to
bring Terri to justice. The other two state the same, and all three drop
their stances. Chun and T ask Seph what he is doing on Earth, and Seph
responds with "I have new masters now. They have given me a second chance."
and "I worked for justice before."
Meanwhile, out back, Charlie (who split up to check the back) searches the
area, while Terri watches him with a hidden camera. Gushing over his good
looks, Terri orders that he be brought to her. At that moment, Charlie comes
across a rather strange looking Chun-Li (represented by the Toy Biz X-Men
vs. Street Fighter Chun-Li figure), Charlie begins talking to her, remarking
about the strange, vapid look in her eyes, but is then punched in the gut,
hard.
Out front again, the three agree to put everything aside, and investigate
the bar. Inside, they are assaulted by three Mecha-Ts! After a quick fight,
the three then find a video monitor showing Terri's face, mocking them.
The three go back outside, to discuss plans. Sephiroth mentions
that AGSF can help track Terri down, while Chun-Li thinks about an image
of Alcuard and thinks "Wow, they do look alike..." Naturally, the three get
into T's van, since it is, after all, helluva fast.
But then we cut back to Terri's headquarters where she talks
to her henchmen about dealing with the three. Here it's show that the Mecha-Ts
from earlier are warze versions copied by the henchmen (who all speak in
133t sp3@k). But then the henchmen show off the Robo-Chun from earlier and
reveal that it is a h@x0rd version of the Mecha-T. They move on to their
attempt to create an android version of Sephiroth (represented by the Bandai
Sephiroth figure), but note that it is useless due to it's inability to turn
it's head without it falling off. But they show off the next best thing,
the Cloud-O-Matic!
Pleased with the creations, Terri moves on to another room,
where Charlie is strapped to a table (this would of been from his ending
from X-Men vs. Street Fighter). Terri announces her evil intent with him:
to make a tickling video! Charlie is then subject to an inhuman amount of
tickling, so much that it kills him. One of the henchmen wonder how Sakura
and Cammy got into their headquarters.
Back in the van, Sephiroth receives an urgent communication
from AGSF, he then patches it into a radio, where the horrifying truth is
reviled. After everyone reacts to the news (perhaps with shots of the van
making a hard stop), AGSF reveals that Terri is located in the Rocky Mountains,
and the three set off at once.
With T's van, it doesn't take them long to smash through her wall
in typical A-Team fashion. Terri runs off and orders her henchmen to take
care of the three. With cries of "We will 0wn j00!" the henchmen send out
the Robo-Chun, the Cloud-O-Matic, and most fearsome of all, the sup3r 1337
H@x0rd Mecha-T!
Each hero takes on their custom built robot opponent. T is
first, finding Mecha-T far tougher then the last time he fought one. Drawing
out a jug of milk, T downs it and rips the android apart. One of the henchmen
shouts "Milk Cheet0r!" T responds by throwing the little weenie and retorts
with "0wn3d, f00l."
Chun-Li fights hard with the Robo-Chun. During the fight, one
henchman shouts "This is for N0ri!" Angered, Chun shouts in response "You
little perv!", and kicks the head of the Robo-Chun so hard, that it flies
off hitting the henchman, knocking him out cold.
We then see Sephiroth standing before the Cloud-O-Matic. Instead
of attacking, he calmly says four words: "You are a puppet." The android's
head pops off.
Regrouping, the three set off after Terri, where they find
that she is behind the controls of a large mecha! Assaulted by heavy weapons
fire, the three take cover, debating how to fight the machine. Sephiroth
states that he can take care of it, and begins reciting calculus. T states
that they don't have time for that, and Chun adds
that there's no need to take out half the Solar System in the process.
Seph then says he'll take care of the weapons, and then the
other two can move in. He then jumps out with Masamune in hand, and jumps
past the mecha with two slashing motions. He lands behind the mecha, who's
arms fall off a second later. Chun-Li the runs out and launches a massive
lighting kick attack, that shatters the mecha.
With Terri now standing unprotected, T moves in and does what
he does best, and throws Terri all the way to Lyons.
After the fight, Mr. T and Chun-Li bring up an interesting
point, how can Sephiroth be around when they both defeated him, and in two
conflicting ways. Seph also remembers them not showing up as well. Confused,
the three dismiss it. Chun-Li asks how Aeris is doing, and Seph quickly states
how he really needs to leave.
Meanwhile, in a darkend room, three shadowy figures remark how Terri has
failed them, even with the ISP they gave her. They dismiss it, and note they
will have their revenge, and the figures are shown to be no other then Marilyn
Manson, M. Bison, and Bizzaro-T.
A newspaper is show with the headline "Spam Queen to Face Justice."
Sephiroth returns to fighting for AGSF, Chun-Li returns to Interpol to be
commended, and Mr. T installs a new server in the youth center. And we're
reminded that the net will never need to worry about being attacked by crazed
sex-fiends again.
The end.
Good lord, this would of been at least 21 pages long. Now I'm really glad
I scraped it...
