5/08/98 18:43 Scorpion_012 I still haven't got your email yet............waiting
                           waiting

5/08/98 18:43 I_hate_love  Damn!  Yahoo is supposed to be fast!

5/08/98 18:44 Scorpion_012 Is it?............If you ask me they suck dead dogs
                           balls!!!!!

5/08/98 18:45 I_hate_love  YEAH!  They need a good STICK whupping!

5/08/98 18:46 Scorpion_012 YEAH!!!!!!!!!............Where is that stick!!

5/08/98 18:46 I_hate_love  I don't know!  You had it last!

5/08/98 18:47 Scorpion_012 Damn..........come back here with that stick you
                           stupid dog!!!!

5/08/98 18:48 I_hate_love  Kill the dog before she wreaks havoc on an unknowing
                           population!
                           
5/08/98 18:49 Scorpion_012 She just ran down the street leaving a trail of
                           destruction behind her...........OH DEAR GOD!!!!!

5/08/98 18:49 I_hate_love  NOOOO!  The STICK must not fall into the dogs grip
                           for long!  The world must never know it exists!

5/08/98 18:53 Scorpion_012 Too late.....................The dog is on it's way
                           to the the capital of Australia..........she was
                           mumbling something about fair treatment of
                           dogs............and something about cheaper dog
                           food..........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........WE"RE
                           DOOMED!!!!!!!!!

5/08/98 18:54 I_hate_love  Ha ha!  Thank god it is only in Australia and not in
                           Americ...um, Paul!  Did you have the booklet on how
                           to teleport with the stick actually with the stick?

5/08/98 18:55 Scorpion_012 Yeah I had it sticky tape to the..............OH MY
                           GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/08/98 18:56 I_hate_love  Damn it!  President Clinton is in so much trouble for
                           having that stupid cat Socks!  Oh no!

5/08/98 18:57 Scorpion_012 My god.............I think Karens dog is going to
                           assasinate Socks!!!!!

5/08/98 18:58 I_hate_love  NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/08/98 18:58 I_hate_love  Why did I ever tell you about the teleportation
                           powers of the STICK?  Why?

5/08/98 18:58 Scorpion_012 We can do nothing..............the world is coming to
                           an end...............GOD HELP US!!!

5/08/98 18:59 I_hate_love  Pray to the STICK!  It is our only choice!

5/08/98 19:00 Scorpion_012 Oh great STICK please spare the world from your
                           mighty wrath........we beseech thee oh great
                           STICK...........Mighty Stick.......Powerful
                           STICK...........Spare us all.........we pray to
                           you!!!!

5/08/98 19:02 I_hate_love  Oh great STICK that has been in my family for
                           generations!  I, your loyal servant, and Paul, the
                           guy that was letting the dog play with you, ask you
                           for forgiveness and to spare us!

5/08/98 19:02 Scorpion_012 LMAO!!!!!!!!...........hey the stick is
                           back........it wants to talk to you...........

5/08/98 19:03 I_hate_love  Put it on!

5/08/98 19:03 Scorpion_012 Hold on a second..............

5/08/98 19:03 I_hate_love  Okay!