You Know Your a Slacker If ...

...You know the theme song to every cartoon on television.
...You have the ingredients list for salsa memorized.
... You can give 10 reasons that scooby-doo was a druggie off the top of your head.
... You have ever tried to use your latent jedi powers to move the remote from the table to your hand.
...You have memorized the daily tv listings
...You have ever said "Scrappy-Doo ruined the show" and meant it.
..."J-O-B" is just three meaningless letters
... You haev ever wished that you had a remote for the light switch.
...Someone tells you that the news comes on at noon, and you don't believe them.
... You have come up with outrageusly complex plans just so you won't have to walk across the room to get the remote.
...your bill for Mountain Dew alone is more than your water bill.
...If it doens't have stains on it, its clean.
...If it does, you can still get a few more days out of it.
...You have ever wished that your chair had a built in toilet.
...You see a newspaper and think "what a novel idea".
...You know more gameshow hosts than family members.
...If you've ever called McDonalds to ask if they deliver (they don't)(submitted by Jason West)
...If you've ever wondered what life would be like you had veins in your hair(submitted by Jason West)
...If your best friend is the delivery guy(submitted by Jason West)
...If you have a tab at Pizza Hut (submitted by Jason West)
...If you've mastered the art of sleeping on command.(submitted by Jason West)
...You've ever gone to school to sleep.
...You've stayed at home just so you wouldn't have to put clothes on
... velcro...
... You've though about getting a toilet installed in your bed
... you've woken up early (GASP) and gone back to sleep to save your reputation

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