Be Careful Boys
Moonlight and magnolia, starlight in your hair,
I really couldn't help myself.
I put my arms around you, gazed into your eyes,
Then wished that I was somewhere else.
You...never looked finer, my heart beat oh so fast,
Ahh, stars fell on Carolina last night.
Then...you gave me a shiner, my head felt like two baloons and
I saw stars in Carolina last night.
I never planned a knee shot to my manhood,
A falsetto wail pursing from my lips.
Then a right cross connecting to my forehead,
Now I'm looking for an ambulance.
Feel my pain, I need some morphine.
My pride is layin' by the road, and
I'm seein' stars all over Carolina right now.
I'm seein' stars all over the world.... right....noooow.
March 13, 1998
Email: bobrob@cetlink.net
