Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies"
Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies!!
If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing
St.
Patrick's Day parade - at
any time of the year.
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the =
armpit
level on a woman but
only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in
the
control tower to talk you
down.
Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place.
No-one
will ever think of looking
for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building
you
want without difficulty.
If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition -
even
if you haven't been
carrying any before now.
Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not
be
necessary to speak the
language. A German accent will do.
If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer =
beasts,
the mayor's first concern
will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but
will
wince when a woman tries
to clean his wounds.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through
it
before long.
The Chief of Police is always black.
Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night,
you
should open the fridge door
and use that light instead.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange
noises
in their most revealing
underwear.
Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say:
Enter
Password Now.
Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every
morning even though their
husband and children never have time to eat it.
Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK
Stadium.
Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an
object out
of our visual range,
people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.
Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending
phone
conversations.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to
turn the
steering wheel vigorously
from left to right every few moments.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red
readouts
so you know exactly
when they're going to go off.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into =
will
know all the steps.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication
systems of any invading
alien civilization.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving
martial arts - your enemies will
wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a
threatening
manner until you have
knocked out their predecescessors
