[BABY CRYING]
SARAH: TOBY.
SARAH: I'M COMING, TOBY.
[BABY CRYING]
TOBY: WAAA!
GOBLIN: GET OFF ME!
GOBLIN: GET OUT OF THE WAY!
GOBLIN: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
GOBLIN: WALK, WALK, WALK!
GOBLIN: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
[BLOWS]
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
JARETH: / YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE /
GOBLIN: / WHAT BABE? /
JARETH: / THE BABE WITH THE POWER /
GOBLIN: / WHAT POWER? /
JARETH: / THE POWER OF VOODOO /
GOBLIN: / WHO DO? /
JARETH: / YOU DO /
GOBLIN: / DO WHAT? /
JARETH: / REMIND ME OF THE BABE. /
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
JARETH: QUIET!
JARETH: / A GOBLIN BABE /
JARETH: HA HA HA HA!
JARETH: HA HA HA HA!
JARETH: WELL?
GOBLINS: HA HA HA HA!
GOBLINS: HA HA HA HA!
JARETH: / I SAW MY BABY /
JARETH: / CRYING HARD AS BABE COULD CRY /
JARETH: / WHAT COULD I DO? /
JARETH: / MY BABY'S LOVE HAD GONE /
JARETH: / AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE /
JARETH: / NOBODY KNEW /
JARETH: / WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE /
GOBLIN: / SLIME AND SNAILS /
GOBLIN: / OR PUPPY DOG'S TAILS /
GOBLIN: / THUNDER OR LIGHTNING /
JARETH: / AND BABY SAID /
TOBY: GA GA.
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME /
GOBLIN: EEEYOO!
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / PUT THAT MAGIC JUMP ON ME /
GOBLINS: / SLAP THAT BABY /
GOBLIN: / MAKE HIM FREE! /
GOBLIN: HEY, WHAT GOES ON
GOBLIN: PASTA VAZOO?
GOBLIN: IS A-WRITING ON THE FRAGGING WALK-WALK!
GOBLIN: YOUR MOTHER IS A FRAGGIN' AARDVARK!
JARETH: IN 9 HOURS AND 23 MINUTES,
JARETH: YOU'LL BE MINE.
GOBLINS: HA HA HA!
JARETH: / I SAW MY BABY /
JARETH: / TRYING HARD AS BABE COULD TRY /
JARETH: / WHAT COULD I DO? /
JARETH: / MY BABY'S FUN HAD GONE /
JARETH: / AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE /
JARETH: / NOBODY KNEW /
JARETH: / WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE /
GOBLIN: / SLIME AND SNAILS /
GOBLIN: / PUPPY DOG'S TAILS /
GOBLIN: / THUNDER OR LIGHTNING /
JARETH: / THEN BABY SAID /
TOBY: YEEAH.
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME /
GOBLIN: HEEEHAA! BLUUUUUU!
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / PUT THAT MAGIC JUMP ON ME /
GOBLINS: / SLAP THAT BABY /
GOBLINS: / MAKE HIM FREE! /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH: / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME //
GOBLIN: YOU GOT IT?
GOBLIN: I GOT IT.
GOBLIN: GOOD.
GOBLIN: SHH!
SARAH: OH, NO.
SARAH: SOMEONE HAS BEEN CHANGING MY MARKS.
SARAH: WHAT A HORRIBLE PLACE! IT'S NOT FAIR!
JIM: THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S NOT FAIR.
GUARDS: HA HA HA HA!
JIM: THAT'S ONLY HALF OF IT.
SARAH: THIS WAS A DEAD END A MINUTE AGO.
TIM: NO, THAT'S THE DEAD END BEHIND YOU.
GUARDS: HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
SARAH: IT KEEPS CHANGING!
SARAH: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
JIM: TRY ONE OF THESE DOORS.
TIM: ONE OF THEM LEADS TO THE CASTLE,
TIM: AND THE OTHER ONE LEADS TO--
RALPH: BA BA BA BUM!
TIM: CERTAIN DEATH!
GUARDS: OOH! OOH!
SARAH: WHICH ONE IS WHICH?
JIM: WE CAN'T TELL YOU.
SARAH: WHY NOT?
JIM: UH... I, UH...
JIM: WE DON'T KNOW.
TIM: BUT THEY DO.
SARAH: OH. THEN I'LL ASK THEM.
ALPH: UH...
ALPH: YOU CAN ONLY ASK ONE OF US.
RALPH: IT'S IN THE RULES.
RALPH: ONE OF US ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH,
RALPH: AND ONE OF US ALWAYS LIES.
RALPH: HE ALWAYS LIES.
ALPH: I DO NOT! I TELL THE TRUTH!
RALPH: OH, WHAT A LIE!
TIM: HA HA HA!
ALPH: HE'S THE LIAR!
SARAH: ALL RIGHT. ANSWER YES OR NO.
SARAH: WOULD HE TELL ME
SARAH: THAT THIS DOOR LEADS TO THE CASTLE?
ALPH: UH...
ALPH: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
ALPH: REALLY?
ALPH: YES.
SARAH: THEN THE OTHER DOOR LEADS TO THE CASTLE,
SARAH: AND THIS DOOR LEADS TO CERTAIN DEATH.
ALPH: HE COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH.
SARAH: BUT THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE,
SARAH: SO IF YOU SAID HE SAID YES,
SARAH: THE ANSWER IS NO.
ALPH: I COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH.
SARAH: THEN HE'D BE LYING.
SARAH: THE ANSWER WOULD STILL BE NO.
ALPH: IS THAT RIGHT?
RALPH: I DON'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT.
SARAH: NO, IT'S RIGHT. I'VE FIGURED IT OUT.
SARAH: I COULDN'T DO IT BEFORE.
SARAH: I THINK I'M GETTING SMARTER.
SARAH: IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE!
