What I mean is, I don't believe I am writing this stuff! See, I
had this idea which relates to smuggling money across borders where it's
not allowed.
What you do is, you wrap the money, or whatever, in something which is acid
resistant then you feed it to an alligator then send the alligator to someone
on the other side. You would not bother with this unless there was
a reasonable amount of money involved so you could probably afford to invest
in a pack of a reasonably good laxative also if you were in a hurry to get
the money back from the beast.
The logic(?) behind the concept is based on the fact that I have never seen
a customs officer with his hand either in an alligators mouth or it's other
end either.
If this idea should work for you I would really like to hear about it. If
you end up in jail then I don't have a clue who you are
anyhow.