Pies Away!
We love pies, inn every way, shape and form. They are our (third) religion, and
Cholesterol is the God. Hours are spent worshipping , holding vast feasts and drinking sessions in it's
honour.
It is my sole ambition in life to live to 32,.......stone, that is. And my daily food
consumption means my shits are so big that ships mark my ‘personal bests’ on their
navigation charts. Dirty!
Our arteries may be blocked with lard, and our brains are riddled with BSE, but we
do know One thing...
Fat people at grounds are known as ‘Pie Eaters’ for good reason. As well as the usual hoofs,
eyeballs, and testicles, pies contain on average 25g of saturated fat. This lard injection
keeps us alive, it is a reason for living, it’s a drug, and we can’t face the withdrawl.
But seriously, pies are what half time is all about, through out the world people/fans eat pies before games, during games, half time and even on the journey home from the match. YES pies are definatly in. Pies ARE the Food of Football, so go out and enjoy one, NOW. Here we have a guide (below) to pies from around Britain on our travels this season.
Email us below, or better still meet us outside the pie shop at kick off...half time...or the final whistle.
Email: ycfc_ontour@hotmail.com
