ERIC CARTMAN
HE IS A FAT ASS,AS ALL THE KIDS CALL HIM.HE WAS ABDUCTED BY VISITORS AND
ANAL PROBED.WHEN ASKED IF SO HE REPLIED"NU AH GUYS ALIENS DIDNT GIVE ME AN ANAL PROBE
GOD DAMMIT".CARTMAN HAS FLASHBACKS OF NAM,HE WAS ON GERALDO,AND FOR
HALLOWEEN HE DRESSED AS ADOLF HITLER,WICH HIS MOM MADE.HE IS HEARD WALKING
AROUND SOUTH PARK SAYING KICK ASS AND BEEFCAKE.
