Just a Dumb Story!
The Story of the Groovy Girl Versus The Smelly Girl!
This is the story of a girl called Bianca. She was a very smelly girl who had no friends because she smelt so bad. She was obsessed with two Radio Dj's, Andy.G, and Ugly Phil. She rang them both, but none of them liked her
ringing them. They prefered her friend, Jessica, the Great! Andy. G and Ugly Phil were competing for Jessica's love because she was a very beautiful lady, (Everybody loves Jess). Eventually, Bianca went to meet Ugly Phil, he had heard she was coming and had tried to kill himself.
When she met him, he tried to run away, but she tripped him over. She kidnapped him and took him to a secluded spot in Sydney, where she proceded to rape him, Jessica had heard of Bianca's evil plan, and had also flown to
Sydney to try and stop her, she got to the secluded spot just in time, (She knew where it would be, Ugly Phil's
Bedroom, nobody would dare go in there, no chicks anyway)
She grabbed Bianca and tackled her to the ground, there
was a massive struggle that followed, which Jessica won
eventually, by tearing off Bianca's head, which rats ran
off with. Ugly Phil couldn't thank Jessica enough, he
offered her her own show on Fox FM, and asked her to
marry him, of course, Jessica said no to the marriage
proposal, because she only had one true love and that
Andy. G, they eventually got married and had their own
talk show, that regularly feaured silverchair. They had
4 kids, 2 boys, Kurt and Daniel, and 2 girls, Lauren and
Melissah. They lived for many many more years, and there
was even some happiness for Ugly Phil, he managed to
marry Kimberley Lundy (Bianca's penpal, who never liked
Bianca). So it was a very very happy ending to the story!
THE END!
By Jessica Smith
Email: my_nose_ring@hotmail.com
