kid jokes
Welcome to the kid joke
page. I laugh at kid jokes so hard sometimes. Plus I always have a
handful of them to tell people when silence befalls us. I get most of
my kid jokes from "Kid Joke Friday" on my local rock station,
104.9 The
Wolf . The newer ones come from
my neighbour, Paige. For laughs, read
on.
What is The
Lone Ranger's first name?
* The *
Where does a monster
go when he looses a hand?
* The second-hand
store *
Why did old MacDonald
get divorced?
* He had a chick chick here and
a chick chick there *
Why cant you play
cards on a boat?
* Because someone's
always sitting on the deck *
Where can you find
a dog with no arms and no legs?
* Where ever
you left it *
Why did the elephant bring
toilet paper to the party?
* Because he's a party
pooper! *
What do you call a
sleeping bull?
* A bulldozer *
Why didn't the skeleton
cross the road?
* Because he had no guts! *
How do you tease fruit?
* "Banana nana na na!" *
If you go into the bathroom
Canadian and you come out Canadian, then what are you in the
bathroom?
* European *
Where do
hamburgers and hotdogs go to dance?
* To a Meat Ball *
What's a Zebra?
* 26 sizes larger than
an "A" bra *
What kind of poop
sounds like a bell?
* Dung *
What do you do when
your nose goes on strike?
* Pick it! (picket)
*
What did the cat say when he
burnt his tail?
* This is the end of me!
*
What's the difference between
an elephant and a cookie?
* Have you ever tried to
dunk an elephant in a glass of milk? *
Why does a bride wear white
at her wedding?
* So the dish washer
can match the fridge and stove. *
What do you find
in a clean nose?
* fingerprints *
What's a chicken's
worst day?
* fry-day *
What do you do if an
elephant swallows you?
* run around and around until you
get all pooped out *
What do you call a
grizzly bear with gum stuck in his fur?
* a gummi bear *
How do you get a frog
off the back window of your car?
* you use a rear de-frogger
*
What's invisible and
smells like carrots?
* bunny farts *
What is the last thing
to go through a fly's head as it hits your window?
* his butt *
Note to Joke Readers: I
pretty much always listen to "Kid Joke Friday" so I'll try to add the
best jokes the weekend that I get them. So don't forget to come back
or sign up on the form page and become a regular.
