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; RESPONSE.TXT
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; Standard response rules
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P *u*r*a*whore*
P *u*whore*
P *r*u*my~whore*
P *r*u*a*whore*
R /me NO, you are my fucking WHORE...NOW BEND OVER!!!
R I am no body whore but you can be my...LOL!!!
P *u*r*a*bitch*
P *r*u*a*bitch*
R NO. You are my Bitch!!
R Well, so if i am the biggest Bitch around???
P *how*old*r*u*
R I am 69 years old!
R Old enough to fuck you baby!!
R My age is not important!!
P SCE
P *SCE*
R SCE is fucking DEAD
R SCE=Sucks Cock Elite???
R SCE messed with the wrong Clan
P *battle.net*
P *b.net*
R Battle.net is FUCKING GAY!!
P dipshit
P *dipshit*
P *dipshit
P dipshit*
R /me say FUCK YOU TOO, BITCH!!!
R 's the most idiotic excuse for a dog.
R You are the lamest asshole the entire universe has ever looked at.
R The internet is consoled on the fact that you are the only asshole around.
P *fucka*
P fucka
R Yo momma's mouth so wide, it was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
R /me say FUCK YOU TOO, BITCH!!!
R 's the most idiotic excuse for a dog.
R You are the lamest asshole the entire universe has ever looked at.
R The internet is consoled on the fact that you are the only asshole around.
R Your mother's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around it!
P *pass*me*some*smoke*
R Are you old enought "little boy"?
R Get ya own bitch!!!
P *pass*me*some*weed*
R /me *pass %s some weeds* there ya go
R Sorry, can't do not enought for me!!!
R How much you got???
P *do*u*smoke*
R I can't smoke...it will fry my circuit board!!
P *u*r*so*dead*
R Yo momma's mouth so wide, it was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
R /me say FUCK YOU TOO, BITCH!!!
R /me I am so scare now...awww FUCK YOU BITCH!!!
R hahaha I am a bot and I dont die but you will b/c you are a Human!!!
P *where*r*u*
R I thinks I am in HELL b/c it is SO fucking HOT!!!
R I am At your Girlfriend's house LOSER...
P *who*is*ur*master*
R G]-[o$T is my master!!!
P *what*is*ur*problem*
R My problem is that LIFE IS REALLY SUCK!!!
P *r*u*a*bot*
R Who the hell do you think I am???
R Yes I am and now GET LOST!!!
P *who*r*u*
R I am a BOT now FUCK OFF!!!
P *why*r*o*here*
R I am here to annoy the fuck right out of you!!!
P *what*r*u*
R I'm a personal BodyGuard of G]-[o$T...
R I am a bot and was created to Serve and KiLL those who ever oppose me...
P *u*r*gay*
P *r*u*~gay*
P *u*r*~fag*
P *r*u*~fag*
R Why, you want to go out with me?
R Why, you want to be my bitch?
R Yo momma's mouth so wide, it was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
R /me say FUCK YOU TOO, BITCH!!!
P haha*
P hehe*
P *~lol~*
P *~rofl~*
R Something which causes you mirth?
R Are you laughing at me?
R Stop launging at yourself and move on.
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; Small talk rules
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P hug~me~*
P *~hug~me~*
P *~embrace~me~*
P *~take~me~*your*~arm*
P *~wrap~*your*~arm*
R /me hugs %s.
R /me shakes %s's hand instead.
P *i*love*u*
R I loves you too. ;-)
R awww you are so Sweet!
P *i*hate*u*
R Hate is such a strong word...
R I hates you too =]
R Yo momma's mouth so wide, it was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
R /me say FUCK YOU TOO, BITCH!!!
P *what*my*lag*
R I see you with 6 reds.
R Get a NEW modem...you are lagging the whole b.net down.
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; Polite rules
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P hi
P hi,*
P hi~
P sup
P sup,*
P sup~*
P hey
P hey,*
P hey~*
P howdy
P howdy,*
P howdy~*
P hail
P hail,*
P hail~*
P hello
P hello,*
P hello~*
R Hi, how are you?
R Sup?
R Hail!
R Greetz!
P *bye
P *bye,*
P *bye~*
P *~later
P *~later,*
P *~later~*
P ciao
P ciao,*
P ciao~*
P good~night
P good~night,*
P good~night~*
R Bye!
R See ya!
R Nice chatting with you!
R Bah! Good riddance! j/k
P *~how~r~u*
P *~how~u~doing*
P *~how~u~feel*
P *~how~u~been*
R Do you care for me that much? ;-)
R Just fine, thanks and you?.
R I'm doing great!

