2. Avoid needless embarrassment. Practice the correct pronunciation of your gods name in the privacy of your room before chanting it in public. Flash cards are often helpful.

3. Never invoke anything bigger then your head.

4. Avoid all cabalistic jewelry over 10 pounds in weight. --it attracts unwelcome attention from tourists, policemen, various supernatural creatures, and can be downright dangerous during thunderstorms. You're just asking for trouble.

5. Citronella candles may not be used in rituals. I cannot stress this enough. Pastel-colored candles in the shape of cute animals are like beacons to the Dark Lords.

6. Always keep your kit with you: candles, chalk, incense, silver knife, thugee chord, service revolver, garlic, cab fare, condoms, and spare change...

7. Select ceremonial robes that are easy to run in while still affording ample concealment.

8. When a religious artifact begins emitting light, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

9. Contrary to historic belief, drugs and invocations do not mix. When the shit comes down it is vitally necessary to be able to discern between the gibbering monstrosity to throw holy water at, and the gibbering monstrosity that will go away after a few hours, some B-complex and a hot bath.

 10. Never play strip tarot.

 11. Fluorescent lighting is very annoying to most nether worldly creatures.

12.  Followers who have a speech impediment should be excused from speaking parts in any and all ceremonies. The mispronunciation of the deity's name can have catastrophic effects.

 13. If the ritual site has some strange powder sprinkled around that wasn't there the last time, postpone all ceremonies until the site is verified.
~J. o. Usher~
 

It Would have to stop after # 13 wouldn’t it?