Playable Darksides

This is a list of the darksides that you may play without plot control... have fun, and don't get caught in the bailer (twice).

-the vile forge nailer-

This creature only shows up to try and steal the forge. Upon success, it will take the forge back to the void, and Nail it... all night long. It will then return the forge in the morning (after cooking it breakfast). [OOG the nailer has no attacking capabilities, and has a health of 6 eggplants]

-The Murderous Runt-

-The murderous runt runs around weaponless looking for any nearby killing device. If any PC has left a weapon around, the runt will immediately reach for it (ignoring consequence) and begin stabbing anyone in sight. The damage call is based on the weapon, and the runt has a health of 8 eggplant

-Blind Elven Archers-

Unseeing, these archers wander around the fields of toys R us randomly shooting their bows in no particular direction. When provoked, they may start running, but this can also be very dangerous to themselves. Getting a large group of these enemies together is a sight worth seeing, however, you may want to stay back a bit. (OOG the NPC must wear a box over their head, and can throw up to 5 "2 eggplant" arrows The archers only have a health of 4 eggplant).

-Poisoned lard popes-

These are popes that are too afraid to come to grips with the fact that there are so many gods in the dreaming. To protest, instead of fasting like ghandi, they binged like Anna Nicole Smith. They have now learned the mysterious art of "ROTUND" a spell that makes the target weighty and slow. The popes are often seen casting this spell on each other once or twice to strengthen their blows. However, there have sometimes been witnessed a pope who casts one lump over the line. (popes must wear a funny hat, chant strangely, and only walk. They swing "2 eggplant", and if rotund is used on them, "4 eggplant". They have a health of 1/2 a spider-monkey, and may only cast ROTUND once or twice"

-KRU zombies-

KRU zombies gnaw through a PC's insomnia into their inner core of fear and self-destruction. Fortunately, they are only ever seen in the Kids R Us section of the store, and can only walk. If a zombie catches a PC, they must then begin hitting themselves unless they can be dragged out of KRU.(zombies have no health, and therefore can not die. Hands must be outstretched [work with me people], and you must moan A LOT)