Skillz

here's a list of the CRAAAAAZY skillz you can purchase with your XP

Flog- 16xp - Instead of a simple dodge technique, the character urinates in fear, and swan dives gracefully into the puddle of urine in front of them, thereby dodging any damage that may have come from a single blow or single spell.

Bartending-24xp - The character is well skilled in knowing how to combine certain materials to get other, tastier concoctions.

Rectal Exam-38xp - Anytime that a disney song is playing over the speaker, you may deliver an attack to an opponents back with the call "Taste Finger". This attack does no damage, but the target becomes paralyzed for 3 seconds, and can not run for the next minute.

Uber Rectal Exam-20xp - (pre-requisite of Rectal Exam) same as above, but adds the song "Don't Worry, Be Happy" to the song list, and takes one of the targets in game items