Rules of the Shaper
1. Traven, or any facsimile of him shall be executed on site
2. Any vision that is knocked to 0 eggplant and 0 spider-monkies must find the shaper, and allow him to insert their dreamstone into his rectum. This will give the shaper the upper hand in conversation.
3. Don't fuxor up
Rules of the THANE of Preschool
- All hail Elmo, the rightfull eldergod of overstimulation.
- No one but my citizens shall know my name.
- Keep your bloody paws off my slinky.
Rules of the Temple of JUV
- While in the temple, you must always have a full erection. (This goes for women also)
- If the name of the eldergod Olivia is spoken, all must respond with "All Hail King Torg", which then subsequentially must be repeated for somewhat obvious reasons.
