1. "Baby, the other other white meat." -Fat Bastard-
2. "It's cool to pee your pants." -Billy Madison-
3. "Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies." -Amanda Noble-
4. "Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me." -T-Shirt-
5. "Thoughts are like bubbles, sometimes they pop." -William Oats II-
6. "Death consumes all." -Jennifer Coleman-
7. "Many a truth are told in jest." -cliche-
8. "Veni, Vidi, Vici." -Julius Caesar-
9. "Without friends all you have left is enemies." -William Oats II-
10. Poem: True friends are diamonds, previous but rare. False friends are leaves, found everywhere. -Mr. Wo-
11. "You are your own rainbow." -Amanda Palumbo-
12. "There are people who will always come up with reasons why you can't do what you want to do. IGNORE THEM." -?-
13. "I was feeling sorry for myself, then I realized I was better then you." -Scott Brown II-
14. *in a funny voice* "Would you like to be my skank?" -Taylor Lang-
15. "Don't shut the door you opened." -Amanda Dekluever-
16. "I'm gonna erradicately kick your butt if you don't shutup." -Jennifer Mays-
17. "Smile with nicety." -Sherri Jones-
18. "What's the one thing you wait for all your life?.....Death." -Frank Thomason II-
19. "Life's full of problems, the older ya' get the more ya' get 'em." -Virgina ?-
20. "The gene pool shoudl have life guards." -George ?-
21. "Go home churchie!" -Russell Pickens-
22. "Your not the brightest crayon in the box are you?" -J.T. Allen-
23. "You piece of puke." "Goobersmooch." -Mr. Grim-
24. "Good thing you know how to laugh at yourself, that way you're always amused." -J.T. Allen-
25. "I'm your fetus, I'm your fire, it's your desire." -Rebecca White-
26. "Hola, me llama es Anita Pee." -Ashely Phipps-
27. "Chewing gum makes people cocky." -Rebecca White-
28. "When I was a kid a I had to wake up half an hour before I went to bed and work 29 hours a day..." -Monty Python-
29. "The horn blows, I wonder if the driver does to?" -Bumper Sticker-
30. "Its not what you say that matters, its what you dont say." -Brandon the Storyteller-