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07-14-03 Club Fuel in Daytona Beach, Florida

Kacey Ash: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first edition to Monday Night Endemic. Tonight is scheduled for some tough action as we see a batch of Wrestling Syndromes finist compete here tonight. Last week we all saw the first edition for The Dope Show and lets just say they get nothing on us this evening.

Kraig McKain: Correct you are Ashe. The question you got to ask yourself is why wouldnt Endemic be better since it is the manistream show?

Kacey Ash: Honestly I dont know McKain, but tonight sure is going to be great. We first get to witness a regular rules match between the vetern Michael Thunder as he takes on a name not yet known to the mainstream wrestling shows in Max Mason.

Kraig McKain: Michael Thunder espressed himself this past week while Mason just stuck to the game of being silent.

Kacey Ash: You cant count a man out for being silent. Maybe he just likes to talk in the ring after he shows is action.

Kraig McKain: Maybe your right, but deep down inside we all know who really is going to when this match here tonight. Anyways, the second match of the evening will be Lien Gemma taking on Dane Gurus. On paper this match doesnt look like it would be good, but as the week went on, we got to hear alot of words fly between this guys.

Kacey Ash: Your right Ashe. Gemma made his feelings present as he told Gurus he had to chance in hell.

Kraig McKain: He didnt exactly say that Ashe, but he intention ment just that.

Kacey Ash: True, but with both of these men wanting the win, its going to be that much harder with tables being envolved.

Kraig McKain: Damn!

Kacey Ash: What is it?

Kraig McKain: We got to cut to the back right now...

[ The camera cuts backstage as we see Kyjuan laying in a pile of his own blood. A chair lays next to him as some officals rush to the scene to check on Kyjuan. The camera pans out from the scene as we see some guy in a mask standing off in the distance. ]

Kacey Ash: Kyjuan looks to be seriously injuyed here already and he hasnt even had his matchup. Could this be an attack made by Edwards or does Kyjuan have an enemy he doesnt know about?

Kraig McKain: My guess would be he has an enemy he doesnt know about by the way that guy in the far back was standing there looking on.

Kacey Ash: I saw him too. I wounder who it could be and whats the issue between these two men?

Kraig McKain: I have no idea, but i am told we have to go to ring side and get our first matchup under way.

Kacey Ash: Well it's time to get into some action...With our First Booking of the evening....Max Mason is already in the ring.

SHUT UP WHEM I'M TALKEN TO YOU
Smoke begins to fill the entrance way, yellow and green strobe lights illuminate the
smoke. A spot light begins to weave throughout the crowd. All of a sudden, "One
Step Closer" by Linkin Park begins to blast through the sound system. The lights
dim, and video plays on the titan-tron, as the crowd erupts. The titan-tron has
lightning striking and flashes the name "Canadian Sensation". MT steps out from
behind the curtains walking backwards. He holds his arms up to his side, slightly
above shoulder level in a Jericho-like fashion. The lights come back on, and MT
spins around rapidly and immediately, two, then two more, and finally six loud bangs
burst into the sky above. A video plays of clips of "The Canadian Sensation" Michael
Thunder, and lightning bolts flash throughout the video. He makes his way up onto
the ring apron, and leans against the ropes. After a few moments, he enters the ring.

[ The Bell Rings ]

Kraig McKain: Thunder and Mason lock up. Thunder with the Headlock. Mason Tries to push Thunder off. But he has a Good Grip...Thunder runs and lands a Bulldog.

Kacey Ash: Thunder looks mighty impressive early on in this debut match.

Kraig McKain: I'd beat both their asses at the same time...

Kacey Ash: You keep telling yourself that.

Kraig McKain: I'd beat both their asses at the same time...........

Kacey Ash: [Looks at McKain]................[Looks back to the ring]

[ Thunder lifts Mason and whips him to the ropes. Mason comes back and is met with a Clothesline. Mason falls to the mat as Thunder goes for a quick cover. ]

[ The ref drops ]

One

Two

Kick out!


Kacey Ash: No count!

Kraig McKain: Way to early for a pin!

Kacey Ash: I wouldn't say that. Corey Bradley demolished Trevor Woods in less then a minute last week on The Dope Show.

Kraig McKain: How true!

[ Thunder stands and lifts Mason into a German Suplex.. ]

Kacey Ash: Mason looks pathetic. He hasn't even countered a step yet.

Kraig McKain: Great Suplex by Thunder...Thunder lifts Mason again....This is becoming repetitive.

[ Thunder kicks Mason in the stomach as Thunder lifts him into a Backbreaker. He drops and covers for the pin... ]

[ The ref counts ]

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Two

Three!

Kacey Ash: NO! Almost a Three count....Mason lifted his shoulder up just in time.

Kraig McKain: The ref turns for a second...

[ Mason notices the refs unattentiveness. ]

Kacey Ash: LOW BLOW....MASON HITS A LOW BLOW!

[ The ref turns around just in time to catch Mason but he gives him a warning. ]

Kraig McKain: Nice....Right in the Twig and Berries.

[ Thunder is on his knees....Mason tries to stand....And does....He kicks Thunder in the back and begins to lift him into a Power Bomb...But Thunder Counters into a Crossface Submission....The fans begin to cheer. ]

Kacey Ash: CANADIAN CROSSFACE!

[ Mason taps ]

Kraig McKain: HE'S TAPPIN'

Kacey Ash: IT'S OVER...Thunder wins! What a match....Great agility from Thunder...

Kraig McKain: Indeed he definately showed us what he is made of!


Commercial Break
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|- Easy to Carry MasterCard (fishing line) -|
|- NCAA 2004 Football Video Game -|


Kraig McKain: Welcome back! That last match sure was exciting. Two young guys battling it out for supremicy.

Kacey Ash: Who are you kidding McKain, that was the worst match I have seen. I know we can do better this next match.

Kraig McKain: I think your right Ash. This match should definitly be better considering we got two guys who have done alot since coming to Wrestling Syndrome.
Kacey Ash: Lets go to ring side right now and get this shit going!

The arena is now in a fever pitch as the lights begin to drop one by one. Then as
over the PA system you begin to hear a guitar begining played with some
progrmmed drums as well. Then a heavy beat from a base drum begins to kick into
play.The song Antistar by Massive Attack is the song that you are hearing. As the
base drum makes a beat a red strob lights begin to mimick the beat of the base
drum. Then from the back Lien Gemma is recieved with boos, hisses and just mad
heat from the fans. He is sporting his baggy latex wrestling pants. There are
imprints of the masks of comedy and tragedy on them. He has on black wrestling
style boots. He begins to makes his way down to the ring sneering at the fans. He
pulls on his right arm pad and puts it in place. He taunts some of them as he
makes his way to around the ring and goes for the stairs. He climbs up and heads
for a corner and climbs. He climbs with purpose and begins to sneer at the fans
some more. He begins to jaw jack with some of the fans at ring side. He has to
give them reason to hate him more and more. Thats why he is a heel. He climbs
down and leans against the the ropes.


[ The arena goes quite... ]


No Time For Patience
"Rolling Thunder begins to echo and Dane Gurus is at the top of
the ramp. Enter Sandman by mettalica begins to play and
Dane rushes down to the ring and slides under the
bottom rope...Pyro lights the ring up as he jumps
to the turnbuckle and throws his arms in the air."


Kacey Ash: These two men look prepared as they stare down one another from a distance. The bell is rung as the two men begin to circle around one another. The lock up with both men push and pushing and trying to gain the leverage. Gemma pushes Gurus to the mat hard as he comes up holding the back of his head.

Kraig McKain: Gemma looks to be the more powerfull one out of the two men as he stands tuanting Gurus as he rubs the pain out of his head. Gurus goes back to Gemma as they lock up again. Gemma pushes Gurus back to the ground to the ground. Gurus gets back to his feet and charges Gemma. Gemme with a clothelines. Gurus back to his feet. Gemma with another clothesline. Gurus back to his fet again, but this time Gemma misses the clothesline as Gurus kicks Gemma in the gut and delievers a vicious implant ddt.

Kacey Ash: Massive impact with that move there. Gurus back to his feet now as he delievers an elbow drop to the front of Gemma. Gurus back up again and delievers yet another elbow drop. Gurus picks up Gemma and whips him into the ropes. Gemme off the ropes now as he ducks under a clothesline attempt from Gurus. Gemma off the ropes again as this time Gurus catches him with a back body drop and then a standing drop kick as Gemma got back up.

Kraig McKain: Gemma to his feet now as he looks over at Gurus who smiles at him. Gemma and Gurus proceed to lock up. Both men fighting for power as Gurus gets the upper hand. Gurus with an arm wrench and then twists it again. Gurus locks the hold in now. Gemma with a kick to the midsection of Gurus as he hits a big forearm to the back of Gurus. Again Gemma with another forearm to Gurus back. Gemma with a hiptoss to Gurus as he follows it with a whiplash. Gurus kicks to the mat as he holds his neck in pain.

Kacey Ash: It looks like Gemma wants to break Gurus neck.

Kriag McKain: Gurus better get his shit into gear or else Gemma will have broken his neck.

Kacey Ash: Whats this? Gemma is getting out of the ring. He flips the apron drappery as he looks under the ring for something. Gemma pulls out a table slowly. Gemma picks up the table and tries to put it into the ring, but he has it the wrong way. Gurus back to his feet now as he see;s whats happening. Gurus off the ropes as he baseball slides into the table as he smacks Gemma into the face. The table falls to the floor as Gemma falls back into the gaurdrail. Gurus climbs the turnbuckle as Gemma slowly gets to his feet. Gurus off the top rope with a big splash as he connects it and both men go down.

Kraig McKain: Impressive move by Gurus, but he took as much as he gave to Gemma. Both men slowly to get to their feet. They throw lefts and rights as they make it to a standing position. Gemma with the upper hand now as clotheslines Gurus to the concret floor. Gemma picks up Gurus and whips him shoulder first into the corner post. Gurus grabs his shoulder now as Gemma goes back to the table and picks throws it into the ring. Gemma follows it as he begins to set the table up. The table stands in the center of the ring now as Gemma looks around to see where Gurus is. Gemma finally locates Gurus. Gemma slides out of the ring and throws a few forearms to the back of Gurus. Gemma slides Gurs into the ring now. Gemma picks up Gurus and sets him up for something.

[ Que Grimes music comes to play as he cuts through the black silk certain and stands at the top of the ramp. In his hands is a small box which reads "I will bury you in this box" in big black bold letters. Grimes looks down at ringside and proceeds to walk down to the ring... ]

Kacey Ash: What the fuck is this!!!

Kraig McKain: Its Que Grimes!! Its Que Grimes!!

Kacey Ash: He must be here to get revenge from what Gemma did to him last week at The Dope Show.

Kraig McKain: Gemma really didnt do that much to Grimes last week Ash.

Kacey Ash: Maybe not, but it was enough to get angery about.

Kraig McKain: Maybe...

Kacey Ash: Gemma lets go of Gurus as he walks to the ropes and starts to yell at Grimes. Grimes smiles on as he continues to walk down to ring side. Grimes makes his way to us?

Kraig McKain: What the fuck does he want to do over here?

Kacey Ash: I got no idea, but it might not be a good thing.

Kraig McKain: All I know is if he tries something with me, I beat the fuck out of him.

Kacey Ash: Sure you will man. Sure you will.

Kraig McKain: Whatever man. Anyways, Gemma follows Grimes as he stops at the ring announcers table. Grimes grabs a microphone and looks at Gemma who is wondering what the fuck is going on.

Kacey Ash: He's about to speak!

Gue Grimes: See this box right here Lien Gemma? See this fucking box!! I'ma bury your ass in it!!

Kraig McKain: Gemma looks pissed off. Gemma is about to climb out of the ring to get Grimes, but Gurus low blows Gemma causing him to fall to the mate. Gurus to his feet now as he picks up Gemma and whips him into the corner. Gurus runs at Gemma and tries a splash, but Gemma moves out of the way. Gemma kicks Gurus in the gut and the proceeds to pick him up and puts him on the top turnbuckle. Gemma follows suit as he sets him up again. Gemma looks over at Grimes and points to him.

Kacey Ash: Grimes looks on as Gemma superplexs Gurus off the top turnbuckle and through the table.

Kraig McKain: FUCK ME!!!! FUCK ME!!!

Kacey Ash: A very impressive move from Gemma as the bell rings.

Kraig McKain: I cant believe he pulled that off. Very impressive.

Kacey Ash: Look at Grimes. He just smiles at Gemma.

Kraig McKain: You know whats really confusing about this Ash?

Kacey Ash: Whats that?

Kraig McKain: He sad he was going to put Gemma in that box, but the box is only five inches wide and four inches high.

Kacey Ash: How the fuck?

Kraig McKain: Got me, but Gemma is your winning and it looks like this is far from over between him and Grimes.

Kacey Ash: It will never end. You can bet your ass on that man.

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::Suddenly the word Fear appears on the wrestling SYNDROME's, Ws Visualon. Ludacris's song "Act A Fool" bumps through the public announce system as the fans rise to their feet. There are signs that have funny jokes on them but fuck em' we don't care. Suddenly the stage begins to admit a baby blue light and then the man named Kyjuan Rodriguez walks out from behind the curtains. He's dressed in a white wife beater, gray sweat pants, and a pair of Air Force One's. He stands on the stage for a moment::

[DROP] 2 Fast...
[DROP] 2 Furious...
I'M TOO FAST FOR Y'ALL MAYN!

[DROP] 2 Fast...
[DROP] 2 Furious...
OHH! I'M TOO FAST FOR Y'ALL MAYN!


AHH, you just came home from doin a bid
Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Somebody broke in and cleaned out your crib
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Just bought a new pair and they scuffed your shoes
Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Now them cops tryna throw you in them county blues
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL

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Talkin about gats, traps, cops and robbers
It's 9-1-1, PLEASE CALL THE DOCTOR
Evacuate the building and trick the pigs
Since everybody wanna piece, we gon split ya wigs
See some fools slipped up and over-stepped they boundaries
You about to catch a cold, STAY THE FUCK AROUND FROM ME
Ya peeps talkin 'bout what kinda shits he on
You disappear like "POOF, BITCH BE GONE"
You think twelve gon catch me, GIMMIE A BREAK
I'm super-charged with the hide-away license plate
It seems they wanna finger print me and gimmie some years
They'll only get one finger while I'm shifting gears
I got suede on my roof, wood grain on the dash
Sheep skin on the rug, *Golden Grain* on the stash
Hydraulics all around so I shake the ride
We go FRONT, BACK AND SIDE TO SIDE, WHAT

::Kyjuan walks down the ramp and slaps some of the young fan's hands as a Peutro Rican flag appears on the Ws Visualon, and some clips of him from amature wrestling matches. Then he reaches the ring and walks up the steps and climbs into the ring.::


Some punk just tripped up and made you spill your drink
Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Now your car just stopped on a empty tank
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
If you got late bills and you lost your job
Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
If you about to get drunk and you ready to mob
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL

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Let's take it to the streets cuz I'm ready to cruise
Just bought me and my cars all some brand new shoes
And the people just stare so I LOVE TO PARK IT
And I just put a computer in the glove compartment
With the petal to the floor, radar in the GRILLE
TV in the middle of my STEERING WHEEL
It's my car's birthday so we BLOWIN THEM CANDLES
More speakers in the trunk than my ride can handle
Got my name in the headrest, read it and weep
NOS tank in the back, camel hair on the seat
and when I pull up to the club, I get all the affection
Cuz the women love the paint and they can see their reflection
I'm about to take off, so F what ya heard
Because my side mirrors flap like a FUCKIN BIRD
And the fools, we gon CLOCK ONE and we'll POP ONE
Cuz my folk ridin shotgun with a shotgun

You just got hustled for a wad of cash
Man whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Now your friends just smoked up your brand new stash
Say whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Now them gulls up the block still runnin they mouth
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
If anyone talk bad about the Dirty South
Tell me what I'M gon do? ACT A FOOL

::Rodriguez climbs the ropes and raises his arms into the air and then he drops from the ropes and then turns around and then waits on the match to start. He begins to do some stretching moves and Juan leans into the corner and then begins to crack his knuckles and his neck and other various body parts.::

I got my eyes wide shut and my trunk wide open
Did donuts last week and the streets still smoking
See, I'm off that anti-freeze and my car is TIPSY
Off the off ramp doin about a hundred and fifty
Rollin through East Pernium, on way to Ben Heel
Slide a five to the junkie to clean my windshield
Got the whole crew ridin and we startin SHIT
I even got a trailer hitch with the barbeque pit
Now all you wanna do is get drunk and pout
Plus your new name is Fire cuz we stomped you out
and yeah, we blow trees and beez that's fantastic
So gulls hold ya weave while I'm weaving through traffic
I kicked to fifth gear and teared the road apart
You'll be like lil John Q and get a *Change of Heart*
It's one mission, two clips and some triple beams
I'M ABOUT TO BLOW THIS WHOLE SHIT UP TO SMITHEREENS


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The pot holes in the street just bentcha rims
Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
MAN, THAT AIN'T STICKY, THAT'S JUST STICKS AND STEAMS
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
Catch ya man with another bitch up in ya bed
Ladies whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL
If the bottles all gone and your eyes are red
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL


[ The arena goes quite... ]

[The lights cut off slowly as the fans begin to raise to their feet. Slowly Stressin' by Adema begins to fade in as we watch the enterance way. Strobe lights begin to flicker around the enterance way as it lights up every now and then...]

## The weight of the world has been put on my shoulders ##
## I looked in the mirror and know that I'm older ##
## I try to escape but the rain makes it colder ##
## Why do I let all our problems take over? ##

[A man begins to emerge from behind the black certains as his face is hidden from the darkness of his hooded sweat shirt. He stands tall over the crowd at the top of the ramp with his hands inside the black sweat shirt. His head is tilted to the ground...]

## There's nothing I can do ##
## There's nothing I can say ##
## We need to try to find a right way ##

## Stressin' Out, Stressin' Out ##
## God has turned his back on me ##
## Stressin' Out, Stressin' Out ##

## Stressin' Out, Stressin' Out ##
## God has turned his back on me ##
## Stressin' Out, Stressin' Out ##

[As the music hits this note, his hands come out of his pockets and into a vertical pose as a bright flash of light engulfs the crowd and blinds them for a second. Pyros go off behind him as he now begins to walk down tot he ring as the bright flash dies...]

## I try to explain what it's doing to me ##
## Arguing over the simplest things ##
## You try to make life how you want it to be ##
## A sad everyday isn't something with me ##

## There's nothing I can do ##
## There's nothing I can say ##
## We need to try to find a right way ##

[ He slides into the ring and pulls his body across the ring with his arms. As he makes it to the ropes, he stands up and puts on foot ont he bottom rope and another ont he middle rope. He leans out towards the crowd. He pulls his hood down and we see it is Scott Edwards. Edwards jumps to the the mate and does his pose one last time as the music fades...

## Stressin' Out, Stressin' Out ##
## God has turned his back on me ##
## Stressin' Out, Stressin' Out ##


DO YOU HEAR ME

[The bell rings]

Kacey Ash: We are off the our third bout of the evening...And man what A Night it has been already....

Kraig McKain: I can just imagine how Down Syndrome will be on August Third.

Kacey Ash: It will be one night we will never forget....And you can count on that! Kyjuan Rodriguez with a arm bar take over to begin the match.

Kraig McKain: I expect to see alot of this guy...

Kacey Ash: Alot?

Kraig McKain: Yeah....He is an excellent athlete..Not that he is better then me in any way...But...The dude has his future cut out for him.

Kacey Ash: I haven't seen much of him but from the look of things...He definately has
what it takes to be a star here in the Wrestling Syndrome.

[Rodriguez lifts Edwards from the mat and reaches for a short arm clothesline. Edwards falls as Rodriguez covers for the quick victory...]

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Tw......Kick out.....

Kacey Ash: Kick out by Edwards.

[Edwards begins to roll around as Rodriguez stands. Kyjuan drops a knee onto the neck of Edwards and then another....Edwards rolls out of the ring as Kyjuan follows.]

Kraig McKain: Both men on the outside now. Rodriguez grabs Edwards by the hand and throws him into the steel steps...Jesus that had to hurt...

Kacey Ash: Those steps just flew over to us...Them bitches aren't light....Not at all..

Kraig McKain: Edwards looks like shit....

Kacey Ash: Where is he from anyway?

Kraig McKain: Your Anus?

Kacey Ash: Possibly... That would clarify him looking like Shit...

Kraig McKain: HAHA....Kacey...That's the first funny I think you've made since We met...

Kacey Ash: Thanks partner....

Kraig McKain: Blow me......Awh shit....[Kyjuan walks over to the table and lifts a chair] Jesus...Hold on....

[McKain stands....Grabs the chair from Kyjuan....Kyjuan looks at McKain as if he was going to kill him.....McKain drops the chair and picks up the one he was sitting in...]

"HERE, This one is Harder!"

[Kyjuan Smiles and grabs the chair.....McKain yells at the ref and gets on the Rings apron...Kyjuan walks over to edwards and slams him over the head with the chair. He drops it as McKain drops from the ring.]

Kacey Ash: HOLY SHIT.....[McKain rejoins Ash] What in the hell.....

Kraig McKain: As you can see....I don't like Edwards...

Kacey Ash: No shit....

[Kyjuan picks up Edwards by the head and rolls him into the ring. And once again follows...]

Kacey Ash: This can't be good....

[Kyjuan lifts Edwards up...And backs up watching Edwards wobble back and forth... Kyjuan throws his hands out in a box formation aiming at the face of Edwards... He preps his leg and charges...SUPER KICK!]

Kacey Ash: ONE EIGHT SEVEN....Super Kick by Kyjuan...OH MY GOD.....Edwards flew into the Turn Buckle. He covers for the win...

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Kraig McKain: Rodriguez with the Win!

Kacey Ash: Go figure....

Kraig McKain: What?

Kacey Ash: Jeeze....Let me think...

Kraig McKain: He won fair and square...

Kacey Ash: With the help of LA-Z-BOY....We will be right back after this message from wS.

Commercial Break
|- ATT Long Distance Calling -|
|- Truth (28 Days Later Version) -|
|- Movie Trailor for S.W.A.T -|

Kacey Ash: I cant believe that someone would actually do that.

Kriag McKain: Well, for those who dont know what we are talking about, lets cut to the footage and the action that happened only momments ago while on that commercial break.

[ The camera shows Kyjuan walking back to his locker room after he won his very impressive match tonight. Some people walk up to him and congraduate him. All of a sudden, he turns areound to a voice he hears calling his name. As he turns around, his face is hit with a folded blue chair. Kyjuan goes to the ground hard as his face begins to bleed. A man comes into the picture as his stands there holding the chair in one hand. The man tosses the turn to the side as he picks up Kyjuan and tosses him into a soda machine. The plastic breaks into pieces as Kyjuans hands run over his face to get the blodd out of his eyes. The man picks yp the chair again and smashes Kyjuans faces with it and it connects with the soda machine. Kyjuan slides to his bottom as he leans up against the soda machine. A soda falls down the shout. The man tosses the chair again and he leans over and grabs the soda. Looking at Kyjuan through the darkness of his mask, he speaks... ]

Voice: This ones on you buddy.

[ The man pops open the soda and takes drink of it and then drops in the lap of Kyjuan as he walks off... ]

Kacey Ash: Whats this world coming to?

Kriag McKain: I have no idea, but what I am wondering is hwo is that man and why did he do that to Kyjuan:

Kacey Ash: You got me on that one, but we will definitly find out in the future when these two men meet face to face for the first time or perhaps for the final time.

Kriag McKain: Correct you are and I wouldnt be surprised if Kyjuan knows who this man is.

Kacey Ash: Anyways, its time for the final match of the evening. Serj Tanken takes on the only female wrestler here in Wrestling Syndrome.

Kriag McKain: Just because Krista Rage is a woman doesnt mean she cant kick your ass.

Kacey Ash: Lets to go ring side and get this match underway.

[ Both Tanken and Rage are already in the ring ]

Kriag McKain: Rage and Tanken circle each other around the ring. The two lock up as Tanken whips Rage into the corner. Tanken with a clothesline attempt, but Rage moves out of the way as Tanken smashes into the turnbuckle. Tanken turns around and is met with a drop kick. Taken falls back into the corner as he grabs his jaw.

Kacey Ash: Rage runs at Tanken and leaps on him. She tries a monkey toss, but Tanken lands on his feet. Rage gets up and is met with a huge clothesline from Tanken. Tanken picks up Rage and whips her into the ropes. Tanken bends down to try a back body drop, but Rage kicks him in the face/chest. Taken fumbles backwards as Rage bounces off the ropes. Rage with a Cross body, Tanken catches her. Tanken with a back breaker, but he doesnt let her go. Tanken with another one and then another one. Finally Tanken throws her on his shoulder and delievers a nice slam.

Kriag McKain: Rage looks to be in trouble now as Tanken goes for the cover...

Slap!!!

1!

Slap!!!!!


2!


Slap?!?!

Kacey Ash: Rage kicks out of the pin attempt. Tanken gets to his feet and in the refs face as he tells h im it should of been three. Rage to her feet now. Tanken turns around to go get Rage, but Rage drop kicks Tankens right knee. Tanken falls down to the mat. Rage with numerous kicks to the right knee as Tanken crawls to the corner. Tanken to his feet as Rage continues to kick his knee. Rage knife edge chops Tanken now. Taken grabs his chest. She does it again and he again grabs his chest. Rage with a shoulder to Tankens midsection. She lifts him up and onto the the third turnbuckle. Rage climbs up to him. She signals to the crowd. Rage tries a hurricanrana, but fails as Tanken stays on the top rope.

Kriag McKain: Rage made a mistake and Tanken looking to take advantage of it. Rage to her feet now as Tanken leaps off the top rope....

Kacey Ash: Tornado DDT!!! Tornado DDT!!!

Kriag McKain: What an awesome fucking move by Tanken.

Kacey Ash: Tornado DDT!!! Tornado DDT!!!

Kriag McKain: Okay then...Anyways, Tanken to his feet now as he walks off the pain to his knee. Tanke now picks up Rage and whips her intot he ropes. Tanken follows her and nails a clothesline as both men flip over the top rope and to the outside. The ref starts to count as both Rage and Tanken get to their feet. Both of them share lefts and rights.

Kacey Ash: I dont think Rage is goign to win this fist fight.

Kriag McKain: I dont think so either.

Kacey Ash: Rage kicks Tanken in the gut. She then whips him into the steel steps. Tanken smashes hard into them shoulder first as Rage looks on. Rage climbs the guard rail and nails a Leg drop to the face of Tanken. Rage and Tanken both down now as the ref is to 4 in his count. Tanken gets to his feet as does Rage. Rage tries another whip, but Tanken counters it and delievers his own whip. Rage smashes into the gaurd rail.

Kriag McKain: Did you see Rages head whip back like that?

Kacey Ash: I did man and it didnt look good either.

Kriag McKain: Tanken picks up Rage as the ref gets to 9. Tanken finally notices the count and tries to get into the ring, but the ref reaches 10.

Kacey Ash: This is truely disappointing McKain:

Kriag McKain: Yes it it, but thats what happens when your really focused on beating the shit out of someone.

Kacey Ash: Your right on that, but we are out of time now. Join us next week on our new airtime.

Kriag McKain: Friday Night at 8 pm mother fuckers.

Kacey Ash: As Grief would say...We out dis bitch!

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