[The view directly hits Kraig McKain and Kacey Ash ringside at the announcers table with no hesitation.]
Kraig McKain: Welcome Bitches and Gents.....We are here Live at the West Palm Beach Auditorium here in Sunny West Palm Beach,Florida. You all should know me by now...Kraig McKain.....Along with The one and Only...Kacey Ash...
Kacey Ash: Goodevening everyone and Welcome to The Dope Show.... What a Night we have planned for everyone. And what a Night we had on the Debut Show last week up there in Orlando,Florida.
Kraig McKain: Hell yeah it was...
Kacey Ash: And we all know that QUE GRIMES WAS SCREWED LAST WEEK.
Kraig McKain: No he wasn't....
Kacey Ash: Sure he wasn't....
Kraig McKain: How....Keenan won fair and square...
Kacey Ash: If you consider that Lien Gemma walking to ringside with a Card Board Box that says "Your Home" distracting the total Concentration of Grime Fair....Then you my friend.....Are an Idiot..
Kraig McKain: Damn....I'm speachless..
Kacey Ash: You Should be.....Anyhow....Keenan did seem to get the Victory and He has a Chance tonight to become the ABS CHAMPION!
Kraig McKain: WOW! The Anything But Sanity Championship is on the line.... CHRISTOPHER BANE versus KYLE KEENAN!
Kacey Ash: It should be a classic.... But about Grimes....He got some revenge on Gemma just the other Night on Endemic....Even though Gemma got away with a win, Grimes brought a box down that said "I'm gonna bury you in this"
Kraig McKain: Yeah....It wasn't funny. I myself thought it was a rip off of what Gemma did on TDS last week.
Kacey Ash: I laughed....The rest of the fans laughed as well.
Kraig McKain: Blah....What do you and the fans know anyway.....Also tonight....A HUGE....And I mean HUGE MID CARD MATCH!
Kacey Ash: NOT TO SAY THESE GUYS AIN'T MAIN EVENT MATERIAL....Cause they are.
Kraig McKain: Damn right....These guys have worked out all week to get ready for this match... Corey Bradley.....will take on Christian Belmont in Belmonts big debut.
Kacey Ash: Well.....
[Pyro explodes at the entrance way]
Kacey Ash: I take it the show is about to kick off....
PLAY
WITH
FIRE
a n d y o u ' l l g e t b u r n t
Heat comes out of the backstage area as pyro techs
shoot off...he walks down the ramp as the crowd goes wild
until he gets to the steps, he looks at all the fans, then
gets in the ring, and puts his hands down and quickly
drops them as fireworks shoot off.
Kacey Ash: And here comes Heat making his way to the ring...He aired a promo last night and man...This guy looks ready for action...
Kraig McKain: Yeah, but this guys gotta face someone who was screwed last week on The Dope Show...
Kacey Ash: SEE...YOU ADMIT! HE WAS SCREWED!
Kraig McKain: I didn't say anything...what are you talking about?
Kacey Ash: Asshole...
The screen fades into an alley way as
you see a man walking through it...It
zooms in quickly as you hear a bag of
cans hit the ground. Out from the
entrance way walks Que Grimes with the
noise of a shopping cart over the P.A.
He is wearing old clothes. And seems to
have a few trails of flies following him.
He walks towards the ring and rolls in
to enter..He stands...wipes his nose and
awaits for the bell to ring.
The arena is now in a fever pitch as the lights begin to drop one by one. Then
as over the PA system you begin to hear a guitar begining played with some programmed
drums as well. Then a heavy beat from a base drum begins to kick into play.
As the base drum makes a beat a red strob lights begin to mimick the beat of
the base drum. Then from the back Lien Gemma is recieved with boos, hisses and
just mad heat from the fans. He begins to walk down the entrance way as he looks
at QUE GRIMES in the ring....Grimes stares back as Gemma walks around the ring
post and heads over to Kacey Ash and Kraig McKain. He sits down besides Ash
and puts on a Head set that McKain hands to him.
[The Bell Rings]
Kacey Ash: Welcome to ringside Lien....
[Grimes continues to look onto Gemma as he sits ringside...]
Lien Gemma: Well thankyou Ash....Does Grimes have a problem? Fucking Bum...
[Grimes is attacked from behind by Heat...Que hits the mat as Heat begins to stomp on him.]
Kraig McKain: May I bow down to you?
Lien Gemma: Haha....
Kraig McKain: What you did last week on The Dope Show to Que Grimes was amazing...INGENIOUS even....
Lien Gemma: I thought so too....wS doesn't need a fucking Bum representing this federation. The guys a fricken Low Life...
[Heat lifts Que up and then whips him to the ropes. Que flies back and lands a Cross Body over Heat.]
Lien Gemma: Wow...the Homeless guy knows how to Cross Body...
[Grimes stands up and grabs Heat by the head....Heat elbows him in the stomach but Grimes grips him into a headlock. He quickly lifts Heat up....]
Kacey Ash: Evenflow DDT! Great DDT...
Lien Gemma: I've seen better...
Kraig McKain: Me too..
Kacey Ash: If you don't mind me asking....What's the deal with you and Grimes...Why the beef?
[Grimes jumps to the second rope near the turn buckle and lands a elbow drop.]
Lien Gemma: I just don't like Low Life Individuals who walk the streets all day and night looking for an answer...or prayer....That's exactly where Grimes stands..."A Low Life". You know...This asshole had the nerve to mock me on Endemic...And come out with a Card Board box of his own...
Kacey Ash: So I saw...
Kraig McKain: Yeah....I told Ash the same shit earlier tonight...But Ash seems to think Grimes is a well deserving Contendar...Don't you Ash?
Kacey Ash: I think It was wrong for Gemma to interupt Grimes match last week...That's all...You cost the guy his Match...
Lien Gemma: I did no such thing..
[Grimes Stands up and lifts Heat onto his Shoulders...He falls back landing a Samoan Drop. He quickly covers...]
One
Two
Kick Out!
Lien Gemma: I hope Heat beats his ass.....
Kacey Ash: Doesn't look so likely.
[Grimes lifts Heat off the mat and throws him into the corner turn buckles. Heat comes out wobbling as Grimes sets up for a Super Kick and Lands it...He quickly falls and covers for the pin...]
One
Two
Kick Out!
Kacey Ash: Grimes in control of this match....[Gemma looks on]
Kraig McKain: Man....What could I do to get your autograph?
Lien Gemma: Send your wife my way?
Kraig McKain: Haha! Funny guy....
[Grimes lifts Heat once again...but as Heat begins to stand he throws an elbow to the gut..And another...And another....Que begins to let go of Heats head as Heat tries to gain some momentum. He elbows one more time as Que backs away....Heat backs onto the ropes and sticks his elbow out forward to nail the forehead of Grimes...Grimes falls to the mat as Heat stands and drops a quick leg over the throat. Grimes begins to roll around the ring as Heat stands up and straightens his Do-Rag. Heat watches Grimes stand and then kicks him in the stomach....He throws Grimes between his legs.]
Kacey Ash: POWERBOMB!
Lien Gemma: That's what I am talking about right there....Pin that Lazy Bum...
[Heat covers for the pin.]
One
Two
KICK OUT!
Kacey Ash: What a Powerbomb by Heat....Not a bad Debut on his behalf thus far...
Lien Gemma: ..........
Kraig McKain: Heat lifts Grimes but Grimes charges Heat into the turn buckles...
Kacey Ash: Grimes with repeated shoulders into the abdomen.
[Grimes pulls Heat out of the corner and jumps up to the top rope...The dazed Heat is lifted up to the top rope where Grimes throws the head of Heat under his crotch...Grimes lifts Heat by the stomach...And Thrusts him towards the mat...]
WHAM!
Kacey Ash: OH MY GOD! TOP ROPE SITTING POWERBOMB INTO A PIN!
ONE
TWO
THREE!
Kacey Ash: Grimes Wins! What a Finish! Jesus Christ that was insane...The Impact on that was incredible.....
[Gemma stands as the ref lifts Grimes hand. Gemma quickly runs and rolls into the ring where Grimes has no intent of knowing that Gemma is right behind him. Grimes turns around as Gemma grabs Grimes by the Throat! He lifts Grimes about six or seven inches off of the mat...He throws Grimes down in the form of a Choke Slam but kneels in time to catch the back of Grimes over his knee hitting a deadly back breaker....]
Kraig McKain: RISING SON! HE JUST FOLDED GRIMES LIKE A BRIEF CASE!
Kacey Ash: The Sun is Rising? Isn't it past Eleven?
Kraig McKain: No you dumb ass....That's what Gemma just hit on Grimes...Oh My God that looked painful.
Kacey Ash: No shit....He's going to need his back examined after that....
[Grimes lays helplessly in the ring while Gemma throws his hands in the air...Massive boo's from the fans occur as Gemma leaves the ring and begins to walk up the entrance way. His music hits as Grimes be tries to stand. He holds his back as he does so....He looks up the rampway and glares at Gemma Laughing on his exit from the ringside. Grimes drops to one knee...]
Kacey Ash: Grimes is in pain....
Kraig McKain: Jesus....Remind me to stay on Gemma's good side...
Kacey Ash: Gemma is a Faggot? That what you just whispered?
Kraig McKain: NO! In no way!
Kacey Ash: Gemma hasn't seen the last of Grimes...Keep that in mind. We will be right back after these messages from wS.
[You are taken back into the Auditorium where Ash stands by...]
Kacey Ash: The most antisapated match of the evening is on its way to being started as we see Christian Belmont taking on Corey Bradley in what should be the best match in Wrestling Syndrome history so far.
Kraig McKain: Youa re right in making that a statement. Both men hate eath other with a passion and maybe thats why it is goignt o be a good match.
Kacey Ash: Ealier in the week, Bradley told Wrestling Syndromes very own Joshua Crowe that he had to beat the jobber Belmont because he knew Blemont would never let it die
Kraig McKain: Belmont off a not so impressive career in Legacy Wrestling as it closed its doors this week. Belmont looks to take Wrestling Syndrome by storm and continue his "Higher Talent" tyraids here in Wrestling Syndrome.
Kacey Ash: Lets get this shit started so we can see who is the better man in Wrestli9ng Syndrome.
Kraig McKain: Christian Belmont versus Co-B phase 1 right here, right now!
W h e n I m G o n e
"When Im Gone" By 3 Doors Down begins playing over the speaker system.
The crowd begins getting rowled up for the entrance, as the song sets off, Christian
Belmont's GREEN emblem shines vibrantly in the middle of the ring, then right
when about ten pyros set off, Belmont walks out through the curtains and taunts
the crowd arrogantly, with a structure button up shirt barely around him, he
begins walking down the ramp with an arrogant expression upon his face, ignoring
the crowd around him, he slowly walks up the ringside stairs, and gets into
the ring, he then slides off his shirt and tosses it outside of the ring, as
he begins situating his pads and becoming prepped up for his nearing matchup.
[ The arena goes quiet... ]
C 0 - B
C O R E Y B R A D L E Y
The familar sounds of "Tormented" kick up. The crowd
gets
to their feet in anticipation of Corey Bradley's arrival. The
crowd begins to boo as the lights drown out. Bradley steps
out from behind the curtains as the song begins to pick up
in tempo. He soaks up the boos from the crowd as the song
hits its high point. Bradley begins a slow pace to the ring. He
climbs onto the apron, and then hops over the ropes and into
the ring. He uses the ropes to stretch at he readies
himself for the match.
Kacey Ash: Both men look very ready for this match as Bradley gives Belmont the middle finger. Belmont gets mad and runs at Bradley. Bradley moves out of the way as Belmont runs into the corner. Belmont stops himself. Bradley witha drop kick to the back of Belmont as Belmont goes head first into the turnbuckle. Belmont leans against the ropes as Bradley runs at him. Bradley with a clothesline that sends Belmont to the outside.
Kraig McKain: Belmont slams his hands against the mat in frustrastion as Bradley stands in the ring smiling. Belmont slides back into the ring now as Bradley tries stays away from him for now. The two men lock up now as Belmont whips Bradley into the ropes. Belmont with a sleeper hold on Bradley. Bradley sqeurming around now trying to break the hold, but cant. Belmont takes Bradley to one knee now as he applies the pressure even more. Bradley gains alittle strengh now as he gets back to his feet and nails a jawbreaker to Belmont.
Kacey Ash: Right on the fucking kisser.
Kraig McKain: Damn right and I bet that shit hurt too.
Kacey Ash: Thats obvious McKain.
Kraig McKain: Shut up.
Kacey Ash: Maybe next time.
Kraig McKain: Maybe...
Kacey Ash: Bradley to his feet now as he begins to kick away at Belmonts midsection. Belmont finally gets to his own feet now as he is knocked back down to his knees as Bradley connects with a forearm to the back. Bradley gets Belmont back to his feet now and whips him into the ropes. Bradley tries a samoan drop, but Belmont gets out of it and nails a releasing German Suplex. Belmont catchs his breath for a second as he looks over at Bradley who is laying there catching his own. Belmont climbs the turnbuckle now and tries a driving elbow drop and nails it.
Kraig McKain: Belmont with the pin attempt...
SLAP!!
1!
SLAP!!
2!!
SLAP!?!?
Kraig McKain: Bradley kicks out of that with a bit of lateness on his part.
Kacey Ash: I thought for sure Belmont had it won.
Kraig McKain: Next time dont think, know.
Kacey Ash: Anyways, Belmont gives Bradley a little choking. The ref tries to break it up, but Belmont wont let go. The ref starts to count, but then Belmont breaks the hold. Belmont to his feet now and nails a knee drop to the face of Bradley. Bradley grabs his face now and rolls to the side. Belmont back to his feet again and picks up Bradley. Belmont with a snap suplex to Bradley. Belmont is back on Bradley with a rear chin lock.
Kraig McKain: The ref checks to see of the hold is legal and decides that it is. Bradley tries to break the hold, but cant as the ref checks to see if he still wants to go. Belmont puts more pressure on the hold and yells at the ref to ask him. The ref does so and Bradley says no. Belmont with a forearm to the chest of Bradley and then goes back into the rear chinlock. Belmont tells the ref to check Bradley again and the ref does so. Bradley shakes his hand no.
Kacey Ash: Bradley sure is in a tough situation is he?
Kraig McKain: Definitly. He has no way out of that move at the current momment.
Kacey Ash: All I know is be better do something quick and soon or else its over for him.
Kraig McKain: Very true.
Kacey Ash: Bradley finds some strengh inside of him as he slowly picks himself up off the mat. Belmont fallows suit. Bradley twists around and nails an elbow to Belmonts stomach. Belmonts hold loosens alittle bit, but he still keeps it on. Bradley with another and another and soon Belmonts hold it broken. Bradley off the ropes now, but Belmont nails a shoulder block. Belmont looks at Bradley now and smiles. Bradley says something as Belmont takes off and bounces off the ropes. Bradley flips to his stomach now and to his feet as Belmont bounces off the other side of the ropes. Bradley leap frogs Belmont. Belmont off the ropes again, but is met with a knee to the gut. Belmont flips over into the air and lands on the mat. Bradley slowly shakes his leg lose of the pain as he holds on to the ropes.
Kraig McKain: Good move, but it hurt him as well.
Kacey Ash: Sometimes when you do moves, it hurts to at the same time, but most of the time it doesnt.
Kraig McKain: Belmont to his feet now as Bradley throws a left at him. Belmont with a left of his own. Bradley with another and Belmont with another. Both men share lefts and rights. Bradley gets the upper hand and whips Belmont into the ropes. Bradley bnounces off the ropes himself and tries a running clothesline, but Belmont ducks it. Both men off the rops again as they both perform a cross body press. Their bodies meet one another as they stop inb mid air and fall to the mat. Both men are donw now.
Kacey Ash: What where they thinking?
Kraig McKain: Maybe they both wanted to...
Kacey Ash: I dont think they had that in mind McKain.
Kraig McKain: I wasnt going to say that Ash, but now that you mentioned it, it does seem reasonable.
Kacey Ash: Both men are down as the ref begins to count.
Kraig McKain: How high you thinkt he ref will count?
Kacey Ash: I dont know?
Kraig McKain: Come on Ash, make a guess.
Kacey Ash: No.
Kraig McKain: Twenty bucks says I get closer to it then you?
Kacey Ash: Your on.
Kraig McKain: I say nine.
Kacey Ash: I'll go with six.
Kraig McKain: six?
Kacey Ash: Wheres that twenty dollars at?
Kraig McKain: Why?
Kacey Ash: Because I just won that shit from you.
Kraig McKain: Oh...
Kacey Ash: Bradley and Belmont both get to their feet at the count of 6. Bradley kicks Belmont in the stomach and nails a swinging neckbreaker. Bradley back to his feet now and slides outside the ring. Bradley grabs a chair from ring side and slides in with it. Bradley in the corner waiting for Belmont to get to his feet. Belmont to his feet now. Bradley swings the chair as Belmont turns around, but the ref grabs the chair form his hands. Bradley turns at the ref and starts yelling at him. The ref tosses the chair tot he side as Bradley now gets up in his face.
Kraig McKain: Belmont comes up from behind Bradley... Belmont with the Apple-Buster to Bradley! Belmont grabs his bottoms as the ref drops to the mat...
SLAP!!
1!!
SLAP!!
2!!
Slap?!?!?
Kraig McKain: No, Bradley kicked out of it.
Kacey Ash: Smart move by Belmont, but he couldnt get Bradley shoudlers to stay down any longer.
Kraig McKain: Both men back to their feet now as Belmont kicks Bradley in the gut. Belmont sets him up.
Kacey Ash: Could this be?
Kraig McKain: No!!! No!!!!
Kacey Ash: Bradley gets out of Belmonts Northern Lights Suplex.
Kraig McKain: Belmont turns around...
Kacey Ash: Kick to the gut...
Kraig McKain: THE ITALIA!!! THE ITALIA!!!
Kacey Ash: Bradley with a Crusifix powerbomb he calls The Italia.
Kraig McKain: Belmont bounces off the mat hard as Bradley fallows it with a pin attempt...
SLAP!!!
1!!
SLAP!!
2!!
SLAP?!?!
3!!!
Kacey Ash: Bradley with the WIN!!
Kraig McKain: Very impressive win here tonight from Bradley, but Belmont did give it everything he had.
Kacey Ash: To bad it wasnt enough.
Kraig McKain: Maybe so, but Belmont will be back one day very soon looking for the rematch an the win.
Kacey Ash: What the fuck is Bradley doing now?
Kraig McKain: Bradleys back in Charlie Cordella's face.
Kacey Ash: Bradley just pushed him.
Kraig McKain: Cordella just push him back. What the fuck?!
Kacey Ash: OH MY GOD!!!
Kraig McKain: Bradley bgins to be the fuck out of Cordella in the center of the ring.
Kacey Ash: Bradley with The Italia on Cordella.
Kraig McKain: Bradleys not done yet. Bradlei is laying it Cordella with lefts and rights now.
Kacey Ash: This just isnt right.
Kraig McKain: Your right, but who is going to stop Corey fucking Bradley?
Existence In The Dark!
Watch your back, because the next man is comin
And you don't know, if the next man has dumbin
Survival, of the fittest what it is I got yo back,
you got my back and that's the biz Blood, is rushin
through my veins I got the power Channel the energy,
and with my strength I will devour Sickening, thoughts,
is runnin through my, head That's when I realize,
I'm glad I'm not dead Corruption and abuse
The salesmen of our blood For the public's craving
Existence in the dark
[ The musis plays throughout the arena as "Unstable" Joshua Crowe makes his way out and onto the enterance way. Crowe looks at the crowd and then at bradley as Bradley looks up at Crowe. ]
Joshua Crowe: Cut the fucking music...I said cut my fucking music! Alright now. It looks to me as if Corey Bradley has a problem with authority. It looks to me that Coery Bradley dont give a fuck about what Greif and myself are trying to do here. See Bradley, I am a nice guy. Hell, I am probably the nicest man you'll ever meet, but when you fuck with my business, the one I fucking made, then we got a problem. All I hear is Corey Bradley this and Corey Bradley that. Hell, I'm fucking tired of Fucking Corey Bradley. Firing you right now for what you've just done would be to easy. Hell, it would be the smart thing to do, but wheres the fun in watching others not suffer? So you want to be a Wrestling Legend. So you want to be the infamous Corey Bradley. Well Corey Bradley, you'll have to do that at home for the next three weeks because as of right now, your suspended. Security, get your ass out here and take this garbage back tot he city dumo where it belongs.
[ 5 security guards come out from the back and walk down to the ring. They all look at Bradley as the blodd drips from his fists to the bright blue ring apron. As the guards are about to slide in, Bradley picks up the chair and looks at them. They back down as Bradley stands his ground. As they attempt it again, Bradley swings the chair at the ropes. All of a sudden, Jason Klemits emerges from the crowd and leaps over the guard rail. He grabs a chair and slides into the ring. The chair is cocked and ready to swing as Crowe speaks again... ]
Joshua Crowe: Oh, I forgot one more thing...
[ Just then, Klemits hits the fuck out of Bradley with the chair. Bradley goes down hard as his face smashes into the chair he has in his hands. Bradley lays there as Klemits exists the ring and walks up to meet Crowe. ]
Joshua Crowe: Fuck a Corey Bradley!
Red strobe lights fill the arena as Laterallus by TOOL sounds
from the speakers. Kyle Keenan walks out and is greeted by the
boos being thrown at him by the crowed. Kyle Keenan shows
how little they effect him as he cracks his neck and walks
down the ramp twards the ring as the announcer introduces him.
"Vengeance, a term that describes mankind as a whole."
"A cold, dark feeling overwhelms you. As you can feel the presence of something truly malevolent coming, closer and closer. When suddenly, the arena goes pitch black, and nothing can be seen. Moments pass, you become nervous and impatient, beggining to wonder what is going on. When all of the sudden "BANG" Fireworks, Pyros, flashing lights in red and white begin going off everywhere, it is just for 5 seconds, but it feels like an eternity. However, it ends... all that's left is a single light in the darkness of the arena, which seems to be shining down upon a cloaked figure. You take one glance at this shade and chills begin running up your spine, you gasp in terror as he begins his slow monotonous walk down to the ring area. When the figure reaches the ring area, 4 more fireworks go off, one on each ring post, and the lights go back on. The shade then removes his cloak and reveals his identity as Christopher BANE."
Kacey Ash: I've been waiting for this match up all day....Chr.....[Interupted]
[The Dope show by Marilyn Manson kicks in as from the entrance way walks none other then Kawmon Grief....Co. CEO of the wS Promotion. He has a microphone in hand with a piece a paper in the other. The music slowly dies down as the fans are standing wondering why he is showing his face. Keenan and Bane look on as well with curious faces.]
Kawmon Grief: Ladies and Gentlemen....This match that is going to take place right now is for the wS ABS....ANYTHING BUT SANITY CHAMPIONSHIP! [Fans cheer] And by the meaning of this Gold.... We have to change things around a bit...
Kacey Ash: What's he mean change things around?
Kraig McKain: Shhh.....
Kawmon Grief: This match is no longer a Regular Pin Fall Rules Match up.....It is now. A TRIPLE TABLE MATCH!.....The only way to win is by Pin Fall...BUT THERE WILL BE THREE TABLES IN AND AROUND THAT VERY RING.....Now.....wS Ring crew....If you would please....
[Three people run out carrying a table each....They run down to ringside as one is set up outside near the entrance to the ring...Another is set up on the opposite side of the ring...And one is slid in un opened....The fans cheer as it happens...Keenan looks to Bane as Bane is staring as Keenan...]
Kawmon Grief: Goodluck to both of you.....By the way....The Title?
[Someone from the back walks out with the ABS Championship and lays it on the top of the ramp way.]
Kawmon Grief: It will be right here waiting for the New Champion after a Three Count. [He preps his voice and deeply releases...]
DING DING!
[He exits the view as Keenan and Bane move toward eachother.]
Kacey Ash: I'm guessing thats the bell....
Kraig McKain: Bane and Keenan are literally almost standing head to head....Bane in at Seven foot One inch...Keenan is in at Six foot Eleven inches...Man....Two huge guys in the ring right now...
[Keenan touches noses with Bane as Bane says something derogatory....Keenan throws back his arm and nails Bane in the face...with a closed fist...Bane reaches back and throws one as well. Exchanges continue as Bane begins to move back...Keenan with strike after strike.]
Kacey Ash: Keenan lifts Bane into a Body Slam....And now drops a Heavy Elbow...Man these guys are Goliaths...
Kraig McKain: Keenan stands and lifts Bane to his feet by the head....
[Keenan grabs Banes hand and whips him to the ropes...Bane runs back as Keenan goes for a Clothesline....But Bane ducks and hits the ropes again...Keenan turns around as Bane Jumps in the air...]
Kraig McKain: I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE SO BIG DO A FUCKING DROP KICK!....JESUS THATS A HUGE BOOT TO THE CHEST!
Kacey Ash: Size Twenty Four I believe....
Kraig McKain: God.....
[Bane stands after the fans finish cheering... He grabs Keenans head and pulls up...Keenan in a bit of a daze gets whiped into the turn buckles...Bane charges for a huge splash into the corner..But Keenan drops down! Bane lands into the turn buckles and hits his head on the ring post!]
Kacey Ash: Jesus Christ! Did you hear that Clunk? His head damn near popped off his neck...
Kraig McKain: Keenan Grabs Bane from behind....GERMAN SUPLEX!
Kacey Ash: OH MY GOD! Keenan is still connected with a German Suplex...YES HE IS!....HES GIVING A MULTI GERMAN SUPLEX! HOLY SHIT! BANE WEIGHS THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THREE FUCKING POUNDS!
[Keenan lifts Bane into a Final German Suplex and then releases as they both hit the mat.]
Kacey Ash: KEENAN IS WORE OUT! He damn near wasted all his damn energy doing that!
Kraig McKain: That was insane Ash....I've never seen anything like that....
Kacey Ash: You and me both man...
Kraig McKain: Bane is out....Keenan is rolling to the ropes....And now trying to lift himself up. Jesus....Let's see that again...
[A split screen pops up as a reply of the Multi German Suplex is seen.]
Kraig McKain: Wow....Amazing Strength by Keenan...
Kacey Ash: And The Spiral is up...
[Keenan walks over to Bane and drops on top of him for the pin..]
One
Two
Kick out!
Kacey Ash: Bane kicks out.....Looks like your going to have to do alot more than that to win this Title Keenan...
[Keenan stands slowly as he grabs Bane by the head. He throws Banes head under his arm...And tries to lift him into a Suplex Position....But he can't seem to lift.]
Kraig McKain: He is out of energy after that Multi Suplex....
Kacey Ash: Bane reverses and Lifts Keenan over his head....Keenan falls behind on his back. Bane drops to one knee and then gains his balance and stands up. He turns around and grabs Keenans Head...Keenan stands and Bane thows his head back...VISCIOUS HEAD BUTT! Jesus....
[Keenan falls down holding his head...Bane wipes his face and then drops down to his knees and begins to choke Keenan....]
Kacey Ash: Those massive hands around the neck of Keenan...I would not want to be in The Spirals Position right now..
[Bane continues to apply the choke and then lets go....He stands and walks over to the table. He lifts the table and sets it up...]
Kacey Ash: Uh oh....
[Keenan stands quickly as Bane throws a left.... Keenan ducks and throws a left of his own....They exchange blows once again...Bane goes to throw a right but Keenan dodges and gets behind Bane....He wraps his arms around in a Full Nelson Position and then Lifts with all his strength...]
Kacey Ash: FULL NELSON SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Kraig McKain: .....................................
Kacey Ash: Bane is out cold.....Theres no getting up from that...No way ...no how....
[Keenan drops over Bane on top of the table....As the ref drops for the count...]
One.....
Two.....
THREE!
Kacey Ash: KEENAN WINS!
Kraig McKain: NO! NO! NO! NO! BANE KICKED OUT! HOLY SHIT HE KICKED OUT! THE REF IS SIGNALING A TWO COUNT!
Kacey Ash: OH MY GOD!
[Keenan Stands and then goes over the ropes to get to the outside....He lifts a table and then throws it into the ring...Bane begins to stand as the Table lands in the ring Right side up....Keenan Rolls into the ring as Bane is kicks him in the head....He begins to stomp on Keenan as the ref tries to pull him back...But he continues to do so until Keenan falls back outside of the ring...Bane steps over the top rope and drops outside...He lifts Keenan and runs him into a Ring Post.]
CLANK!
Kacey Ash: Jesus....Keenan is Bleeding...The Blood splattered when he hit the Post....Fuck all mighty!
Kraig McKain: Thats alot of pressure being thrown by a man the size of the Statue of Liberty...
[Keenan begins to crawl away to gain some composure...Bane slowly follows....Keenan continues to crawl as he reaches the table in front of the entrance way. Bane grabs Keenan by his pants and pulls him back...Keenan stands and Kicks Bane in the Stomach! AND DELIVERS A DDT THROUGH THE TABLE.]
Kacey Ash: DDT THROUGH THE TABLE!
Kraig McKain: Ladies and Gentlemen....Someone is bound to die by the end of this match...
[Keenan drops for the pin but the ref is in the ring...He looks up at the ref but the ref is signaling to him that he has to pin Bane in the ring....]
Kacey Ash: This is not pin falls count anywhere Keenan...Rolls his big ass into the ring!
[Keenan lifts Bane and rolls him into the ring...He rolls in after and then proceeds to pin him...The ref quickly falls.]
One
Two
KICK OUT!
Kacey Ash: WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO KEEP BANE DOWN FOR THREE TAPS ON THE MAT?!?!?!?!
Kraig McKain: Obviously more then what we have seen already...Two Tables....Both of them have been used on Bane...And he is still kicking out!
Kacey Ash: Keenan stand with frustration...He's pissed...He doesn't understand....
[Keenan begins to hold his head....And then shouts out meaningless words]
Kacey Ash: Oh shit....Keenans talking in his head.....I wonder if he is even awake!
Kraig McKain: He has to be!
Kacey Ash: But see...Keenan soemtimes just Dreams for the hell of it...
Kraig McKain: But he has to be awake....He's kicking ass right in front of me!
Kacey Ash: You don't understand....
[Keenan continues to hold his head....Bane stands back up and charges at Keenan...Keenan flies into the corner...Bane quickly walks over but studders as he walks...He lifts his foot onto the second rope in the corner and then pulls Keenan out....He lifts his other leg onto the second rope...And then Proceeds to the top Rope with his left foot...He pulls Keenan by the neck which forces The Spiral to the second rope...Bane lifts his right leg to the top rope and then pulls Keenan once again.. He grabs Keenan by the back of the neck with his right hand and then with utter power he Lifts Keenan with both hands (one in front of the neck...the other in the back) into the air....and then drops down forcing Keenan through the table that was already set up earlier by The Spiral when he threw it in the ring.]
Kacey Ash: OBLIVIAN! OH MY FUCKING GOD! I DID NOT JUST SEE THAT....TOP ROPE CHOKE SLAM BY BANE! KEENAN WENT THROUGH THE FUCKING TABLE! FUCK FUCK FUCK! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE I HAVE SEEN TONIGHT.....
Kraig McKain: [Standing] I'm fucking speachless....
[Bane drops over Keenan as the ref falls down for the count]
One....
Two.....
Three!
Kacey Ash: CHRIS BANE WINS....CHRIS BANE WINS! WHAT A MATCH!.....BANE WINS!.....HE'S THE NEW and FIRST EVER ABS CHAMPION......
Kraig McKain: AND Anything But Sanity this match was Ash....Jesus....If this is what It's like on The Dope Show....l can only imagine what will happen at Down Syndrome August Third! The First Sunday of the Month...
[Bane rolls out of the ring....And begins to crawl up the ramp he tries to stand but can't so he continues to crawl all the way up....The fans are cheering him as he reaches for The ABS Championship and lifts it into the air....He falls on his back with the Title in his hands...He lifts his head to look into the ring as Keenan is out...]
Kacey Ash: Look at the fucking wood everywhere....I'm glad I'm not ring chief anymore...
Kraig McKain: No Shit.....I wish we could stay with this everyone...But we are over our time limit and Baywatch is supposed to be on right now!
Kacey Ash: We'll see you all next week on The Dope Show!
[A view of Bane trying to stand is shown as you are taken into a drastic fade.]
