* How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
* How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
* How do you get off a non-stop flight?
* How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
* How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the mornings?
* If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
* If a turtle lost his shell, is he homeless,naked, or both?
* If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
* If I save time, when do I get it back?
* If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
* If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
* If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
* If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
* Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
* Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
* What do people in China call their good plates?
* What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
* What do you call a male ladybug?
* What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
* What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?
* When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
* Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?
* Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green?
* Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?
* Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the company just hire taller dancers?
* Why do people tell you when they are speechless?
* Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it?
* Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
* Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
* Why do your feet smell and your nose runs?
* Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic... shouldn't they already know you're coming?
* Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?
* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Why don't they just use fattest man in the world for a hockey goalie?
* Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
* Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
* Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
* Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
* Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
* Dumb Question: If your scared half to death twice, what happens?
~ does anyone else believe there are more cows than people in Montana?
~ why do the smallest states have the biggest population? (ex. Rhode Island)
~ why do stores that are open all night have locks?
~ why is there a catastrophe, but no dogastrophe?
If homosexuals can't reproduce, how are there so many of them?
Why be difficult, when you could be impossible?
Why did kamikazes wear helmets?
Nobody dies a virgin. The world screws us all.
I'm a brilliant moron, how about you?
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself... If I come back before I return, tell me to wait.
I'm a foole. Spelled with the final e.
If a pen is more dangerous than a sword and a picture is worth 1000 words....then how dangerous is a fax?
WHY BE NORMAL???????
