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|Tonight, will be the biggest night in World Wrestling Entertainment History. 'eZe' Eric Bischoff may not know it,and even possibly 'The Early Morning Stoned Pimp' Vincent K. McMahon. But they should be aware, for it will leave a big stain on their wrestling careers forever and even years after that. To hint you, this man is the best in the buisness today. He is The Icon, The Showstoppa, The Main event, and No, he is not Shawn Michaels, he is simply better than that. He is more Sexier than the Heart Break Kid could ever want to be. He is The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, and no, he is not Bret Hart. He is better than him as well. This man is The Peoples Champion, he is the Great One, he is the chosen one, and No.. He is not The Rock, he is more Charasmatic than the Rock ever was. Still can't get it? Well, no wonder why, you people are Freakin' Stupid. You see that ring out there? No? Open your damn eyes and look. You see it now? Good! That is his yard, you want to try him? He'll make your Five Eyed Mutha Huven Ass Famous! And again..No, he is not The Undertaker. He is more legendary than that. He is a Rattle Snake, or more like a Viper if you will. You want to Sass him? He'll open up a can of Whoop Ass On You!..And for the Umpteenth Time, No!..It ain't Stone Cold Steve Austin. (Thank God!!)..Speaking of God, this man is your god, he is your Wrestling God. All you amatuers in the back there will learn a lot from this man. (* Ahem * Clears throat)..Did I mention he is good looking too? Well this man is none other than your 'Gold Winning, Milk Chugging, Wrestling God who Helps Old People Cross The Street' Kurt |Freakin'| Angle. Whoo! And he is Rippin' Up Can's of Nestle Chocolate Milk and By God he aint takin' any names. So Stay Aware, stay cool, because this 21st Century Uncle Sam is coming for you!
Scene Open's
As you see a black limo pulling up as it makes it's stop and the door open's and out step's The Olympic Hero Kurt Angle as he make's his way inside the arena as Michael Cole come's up to him.....
Mc- Kurt can I ask you some question's?
[The American Hero]Kurt Angle- Sure Cole but make it fast!!!!
Mc- What are your thought's about the Triple Threat Anywhere Falls Match on Smackdown against Booker T and Edge?
[The American Hero]Kurt Angle- You know Booker T alway's talk's about being a 5 time WCW Champion well good for you Booker T but where is your Gold Medal's and all you do is kick and punch and do the spinerooni well Like George Washington, I cannot tell a lie. Booker T is a big waste of talent. And Like Abraham Lincoln, I'm honest almost to a fault. If Booker T had my 3 I's and my Gold Medal's, then maybe he wouldn't be such a big disapointment and you know Booker I know what the T mean's it mean's Tap cause that is what I am going do to you on Smackdown now can you dig that sucka!!!!
As Kurt is about to leave as Michael Cole say's something to him.....
Mc- Kurt what about Edge do you got something to say to him?
[The American Hero]Kurt Angle- Yeah I've got something to say. Look at these gold medals! I'm an Olympic hero - an AMERICAN Olympic hero, and I should be facing a Canadian Olympic hero. But the most famous hero - Olympic hero that Canada has ever had was Ben Johnson. Sure he won a gold medal, only to have it taken away, because he had to cheat to win, just like every other Canadian. And tonight, I'm going to beat not an Olympic hero, not even a Canadian hero...tonight, I'm just gonna beat a Canadian, Edge. And after tonight,after I make Booker T tap and hit the Olympic Slam on Edge everybody in the back will know that I am the best damn athlete on the Smackdown roster- oh it's true, it's true. And one more thing,I will go after what I want bad and that's the Undisputed Title and who ever get's in my way reaching to it they will learn not to get in my way cause if somebody does I will make them tap oh it's true it's damn true!!!!
As Kurt Angle walk's down the hall making his way backstage as the camera's go back to Jr and King.....
Jr- Very Interesting word's from The American Hero The Olympic Champion Kurt Angle and you know this match is going be great I can't wait to see it!!!!
King- lol Kurt Angle called Booker T a sucka and you know I think Kurt Angle will win this match!!!!
The scene shows the big wide arena where Smackdown is taking place. The crowd gets silent because the lights have dimmed and they realize something will now happen they will not miss. So everyone stands up in their seats and they then hear the original theme song to Kurt Angle, it goes on up tot he first ten seconds and then in between a large pyro goes off Then at the entrance way Kurt Angle makes his debut with the crowd cheering his name and happy to see him in the World Wrestling Entertainment as He walks down half way on the ramp while spinning around with both hands in the air while three very quick pyros go off. Once they do, he turns completely around and swipes his thumb across his nose and heads up to the ring steps. He hops onto the ring apron and slides under the second rope. He does his famous taunt on one leg to get a great camera reaction to the crowd. He walks over to Lilian Garcia and grabs the microphone from her hand's as she smile's. He proceeds to put the micophone to his mouth...
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