TURKEEEEEY!!

I've been finding some interesting thoughts or beliefs concerning the bird known only as the turkey. So I just decided to make a little page of those things.

"WE CAN'T EAT OUR TURKEY SANDWICHES UNTIL WE BEAT THE TURKS!!"
-Stef and Jet during their first run through of FF7

"Behold, the turkey dinner. Ten out of ten vampire hunters agree: This is how all wounds are closed."
-Mike rambling on

"Why can't you hunt turkey during Thanksgiving season?"
"Because they're smarter. You hunt them in the spring when they're dumb."
-My father explaining to me the facts of life