I Have NEVER Been So DISGUSTED In My ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!
It was the day of November 11, 2002, when I heard about it...
Sure I'd played the game before, but only got to rent it so I didn't get very far,
but commercials told me that a certain Mr. Sephiroth was in the new release Kingdom Hearts.
My friend's birthday had just gone by and she got the game. Well, today she approached
and told me the most traumatizing news I've ever experienced in my entire life. 9-11 was
NOWHERE near this experience of mine as I felt the world was going to end and blow up like
I always figured it would (of unnatural causes of course)!
I mean, I screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" very loudly and banged my head on doors
and brick walls alike. Only one thing was able to get my mind off of it, but it didn't last
very long as the news lingered in my mind like Limburger cheese- and that's NOT a good thing!
So now I write this to hopefully reach out to the rest of the world that may think
the very same thing, or if you didn't know, now you do.
So here it is, the moment my life ended was this day, 11-11-02, when I found out a
member of Nsuck played the voice of Sephiroth!!
I mean, HOW DARE Disney do such a horrendous thing!!! How can one even POSSIBLY think
of using the ()$#&)(*@^%_(*@&Q#$(@*#%&_(*&@)#$*(@#%^()*&@#(*%^_(*@()%^)@(#*%&)(*@Q%(*)
$(*&@)#(&^%_(*@$(*^@&_(#*&%(_*@Q% to be the voice of Sephiroth in the new game shared by
Squaresoft and Disney Kingdom Hearts?! IT DISGUSTS ME!!!!
Of all the foul things I've seen and heard of in my life, none are anywhere near this!!
Just think of the humiliation Disney has placed in the name of Sephiroth, possibly
the greatest villain of all time! Reduced to having the voice of that no good Lance Bass, a
member of *@#%(*&@)(*#%*#&%_(@*(%& NSUCK!!!!!!!
Am I the only one who feels both this Lance guy and the voice director both need to
BURN IN HELL?!?!?!?! AND NEVER BE RELEASED!!!!!!!!!!!? I DOUBT IT!!!
Was it really the right thing? I mean come on, who in their right minds what have one
of those pretty boy FAGITS be the voice of one of the coolest FF characters OF ALL TIME?!?!?!
Sure he may use that to add to his resume, oh sure... BUT THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!
IT'S INHUMANE!!!!!!!!!
IT'S INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!
ITS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!
I have never received such a serious blow to the mind in all my life, even when I moved
to the sticks, I continued to live on, knowing that someday, things would turn out okay. But
before that day could come, MY WORLD CRUMBLED AND CRASHED- AGAIN!!! It was like dropping a
bowling ball on a Zinger!! Or, simply put, the entire universe self-imploding, taking
ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After many hours, I got the point where I could fight Sephiroth, and when I did,
BLECH!!! The fag absolutely SUCKED at it!! I could do a better job at playing
Sephiroth and I can't get that deep! GRRR!! It just makes me want to take a BIG STICK TO THE
VOICE DIRECTOR'S HEAD (not to mention the Fag's as well)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even if it were to turn out he didn't sound bad, I WOULDN'T CARE!! I'D STILL BEAT
THEM OVER THE HEADS WITH STICKS!!!!!! Why? Because as I've mentioned before, ITS JUST WRONG!!!!!!
Besides, if it did sound okay, THAT'LL BE EVEN WORSE!!!!!
Does anyone who helped make the game realize what a dishonor this all is to the
Sephiroth name?!?! The Sephiroth spirit has been ruined and humiliated BEYOND
BELIEF!!! Even I, who write this to you all now, can't even grasp
the effect it has
on such a man as Sephiroth!!! I mean, come on!! Who out there actually likes the
fag?!?! And plays Final Fantasy games AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?! NO ONE!!! EXACTLY!!!!
As far as I can tell, the only good thing they did about Sephiroth is made him the strongest
character in the game, BUT STILL!!!!! Hell, that adds onto the disgrace the Fruitcake
has put upon our dear beloved Sephiroth!!!!
Didn't Sakaguchi have ANY say in all this??!! I just KNOW he wouldn't have let
such atrocities occur if only he knew how much disgrace has been dealt!
I just SERIOUSLY hope that they will not make the same mistake twice and
choose an ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL voice for Seph if they should decide to redo FF7 for PS2
or turn it into a movie! If they do decide to, I believe a screening would be involved. It
would require people from many different countries and races who have played the game and
have as much a loving passion for it as I do, to truly decide voices for the characters.
They may have done a great job in the past, but I feel after this monstrosity, it is
needed. This way the people could have a say as to what is right and wrong, and this whole
thing was just WRONG!!!!!
I hope those of you out there will take this into as much consideration as I
have and seriously consider helping me curse the bastards at Disney out for this disaster,
and maybe even beating them over the head with REALLY BIG STICKS!!!!
Thank you for your time and share this with anyone whom you feel would agree. And
if they don't, SMACK THEM REALLY, REALLY HARD (whether it's with a big stick or not)!!!!!!!!
Though I never thought I'd say this in a million years,
I find such horrors have led me to do so... here it goes...
Cloud, I wish you had to fight Seph in Kingdom Hearts
(or if any anyone else out there that plays this game and fights him, I hope you do this...)because...
I HOPE YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!
-Jet
Karda_Masa@hotmail.com
Run in fear!