The Official NERO Player Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about NERO Players, REAL NERO PLAYERS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Dan and I can't stop thinking about NERO Players.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    NERO Players are mammals.

2.    NERO Players fight ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the NERO Player is to flip out and kill people.

Weapons and gear:

NERO Sword                   NERO Axes   

NERO Outfit

Testimonial:

NERO Players can kill anyone they want!  NERO Players clock people in the head ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this NERO Player who was eating at a tavern.  And when some dude dropped a spoon the NERO Player killed the whole town.  My friend Don said that he saw a NERO Player totally nutshot some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that NERO Players have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will clock you in the head!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

NERO Players are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  NERO Players are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start D&D next year.  I love NERO Players with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about NERO Players?

A: NERO Players are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, NERO Players are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that NERO Players are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, NERO Players can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do NERO Players do when they're not hitting people in the head with plumbing supplies or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab.  (Ask Don if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Don getting shield bashed by some annoying idiot.

He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.