Disclaimer: What's a disclaimer?

(In the not too distance future,
somewhere in time and space.
Mario mario and his anime friends,
are caught in an endless chase.
They try to survive tht wrath of cell,
Just an evil 'droid who wants to rule the world.
He threw a few things in his tail,
and in a rocketship he follows them across the universe)
Mario: GET ME DOWN!!!!
Cell: I'll send him cheesy fanficts,
the worst I can find. {la, la, la}
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
while I monitor his mind.
(keep in mind mario can't control,
Whether the fanficts begin or end. {la, la, la}
He'll try to keep his sanity,
with the help of his anime friends.)

ANIME ROLL CALL:

Ash: Hi!
Goku: Food?
Izzy: Here and accounted for.
HHHEEERRRRRROOOOOO!!!: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


(If you wonder how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts. {la, la, la}
Just keep in mind it's anime,
I should really just relax.
For Mystery Mario Theater 3,000...)


Mario: Hello all and welcome to the Satilite Of Love # 43...
Others: Bye Sonic!
Sonic: Bye Guys, Sally's waiting for me. (leaves)
Ice: OK guys! We have a new victem...er..riffer.
Yugi (from YU-GI-OH): What am I doing here.
Ice: Your a riffer.
Yugi: Riffer?
Izzy:(as dictionary) Riffer: a person who reads/watches a good/bad fanfict/movie and makes comment though out it.
Heero: Thank you Mr. Webster.
Icemaster: Thyme for the next chapter!
Others: Xanth alert!
Ice: Oh shut up...

>>

all: we got fanfict sign!






(you still can never see it coming)


Order: izzy (01), Ash (03), Ice, Yugi, Goku, Heero

>Chapter 2 - The Ancient Legend

Ice: ...Of Zelda.
Link: (all the way from hyrule) HHHEEEEEYYY!!!!
Ice: I can't win. ;_;

>King Arbolet was surprised to see Bowser run back out of the cave in a panic. It looked as if >something scared the Koopa King almost out of his shell, and he decided to enter the cave to >investigate. What he found was a sword wielding human with a panicked look on his face.

Mario: Bowser out of his shell...
(all shiver)

>"What the...who are you?" the human yelled.

Yugi: (opens mouth)
Ice: Forget it, we already did that.
Yugi: Oh.

>"I could ask the same of you, human, but I think you should sheathe your weapon before we >talked. After all, it's considered bad form to threaten the king of Floren."

Heero: Floren?
Mario: Yeah, it's just left of shy shy desert.

>"Floren? But...I was expecting to see the Mushroom Kingdom! What is this place?"

Ash:(bault) Been there, did that.

>"Sheathe your weapon and I'll tell you what you want to know, since you seem to be familiar >enough with that lizard king to chase him off like that. My name is King Arbolet of Floren."

Ice: Insert OC here.

>The human placed his sword in its scabbard and began to calm down. "My name is Anthony Bault," >he introduced himself to the king.

Ash: I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town!
Mario: Mario mario, currently residing in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Goku: Son Goku, Japan.
Yugi: (Millenum Puzzle glowing) YU-GI-OH! (changes into yami)
Yami: I'm Yami, King of Games!
Heero: I'm Heero Yuy, Now I must kill you.
Izzy: I'm Koushiro Izumi, a digidestened!
Ice: And I'm Icemaster, Undead master of the cold.

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>Arbolet led Anthony to a small sitting room in his palace, asking him about what happened on his >side of the portal. Anthony had a lot to say...

All: Blah blah blah...

>"...and the next thing I know, I get these headaches and am shooting weird fireballs out of my >hands. Next thing you know, I find myself talking to the king of Floren, a city I'm SURE was >never in any of the games I played."

Ice&Mario: Fireballs are NOT weird!

>"Games?"

Goku: Games, Talk to this Guy. (points at Yami)

>"Yeah. Where I'm from, that Koopa King is the main villain from a series of games where the >protector of Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, is the hero who beats him. I can't believe he's REAL!"

Ash:(as Mario) Don't remind me.
(Mario scowls)

>"Well, he is real, as are Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom you spoke of. The Mushroom Kingdom is >our neighbor to the southwest, and Mario actually helped rescue my daughter, Princess Blossa, >from Koopa's clutches before you came here."

Heero: Left of shy shy?
Mario: so I was wrong, bite me.

>"That's all well and good, your majesty, but how did Bowser end up in my world? Besides the game >designer deciding to break the fourth wall, that is..."

(omenous thundering)

Izzy: We already did that. 
Yami: I sum..(can't find his cards)
Ice: looking for these? (holds Yugi's deck)
(Yami scowls at Icemaster, Icemaster scowls right back at him)

>"I'm not sure what you meant by a 'fourth wall', but that power you exhibited against Koopa is >part of the explanation. You'd better get comfortable, Mr. Bault, for what I'm about to tell you >happen over a thousand years ago..."

Ice:(as a mobster) 4th walls? We ain't got no stinking 4th walls!
(sound of a mirror breaking)
Mario: the 4th wall is offically dead.
Goku: Snack time!
(all go away then come back with snacks)

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>The king told the following story to Anthony...

Izzy: warning!! the following speach will knock us out!
(all get out pillows)

>About a thousand years ago, my ancestor, King Ralius of Floren, was a practitioner of clerical >magics. He was practicing with new types of magics which tapped the very fiber of the elements >of creation. In the middle of one of his incantations, a mysterious portal appeared in front of >him, not the same one you just passed through, but a different one. As he approached the
>portal, a mysterious creature which resembled a humanoid fox came out of the portal and walked >up to him. The fox introduced himself as Magi Reynard Prower, and asked Ralius what world he was >in. The two talked about the portal that was created, and went on at great length about our >world of Gardenia and his world of Mobius. They originally thought that it was the combination >of Ralius's elemental magic and Reynard's summoning magic that created the portal, but soon >realized the portal was already there and was just opened by their magic.

all but Yami: ZZZzzzZZZzzz...zzz...ZZZ...

>They decided to see what other portals could be found and eventually found another portal which >led to a world called Hylas. This world was primarily populated by creatures called "Hylians", >and the two of them met a young warrior-turned-traveler by the name of Zorin Wayfarer. Zorin was >intrigued by the way the two had entered his world, and asked to join them on their quest, even >telling them about many of the legends of his world.

Yami: I think Yugi wishes to talk (reverts)
Yugi: warrior turned traveler, the NEW hero style!

>With the help of another portal, they found a version of your planet Earth that was parallel in >many ways. It was here that they met with Adaman, an artificially constructed being, or "golem" >as his world called him, that was forged of iron and who was created by his master in an attempt >to learn the secrets of life. His master actually let Adaman choose his own path and was not >held to any form of bond that forced Adaman to stay, so Adaman, like Zorin, became a traveler >wanting to travel the world.

Yugi: See?
Ice:(sleep talking) Go away, I'm sleeping. (is now sleeping in midair)
Yugi:(Bondish) Golem, Grundy golem.
Other:(asleep) Xanth alert!

>The four of them decided to travel each other's worlds to learn more about each others >histories. They became known as "the Companions". The Companions found portals using their newly >found talents which interconnected the four worlds to each other, allowing for easier travel >between the worlds.

Ice:(asleep) I'm demon possessed! AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
(head does 360's in mid air while chanting obscure words)
Mario:(wakeing up) He Scares me sometimes...
Yugi: O_o;;;;;;;;

>Eventually, they decided to see what other worlds existed, and found another portal which led to >your world. They met a knight of what was called the "British Isles" who actually hailed from a >place called "Scandinavia". His name was Sir Eric of the Larson Clan, and he gave his title as >Master of the Games having won a jousting tournament prior to meeting the Companions.

Ash: (aslo awake) Sir Eric IS Joust Man!

>He was frightened of the Companions at first, he originally thought Reynard was cursed and Zorin >was one of the "fey folk", whatever that meant. Eventually, they told him of their coming here >and of the portals that allowed them to travel from world to world. Sir Eric then asked to see >these worlds we spoke of, and he became the fifth Companion. Even his king
>reluctantly let him travel with them to see these new worlds.

Izzy:(awakes with the rest of the riffers) Fey: Odd, strange, Weird...
Other: Etc. etc. etc.

>The portals allowed them to see more of his world, even places that have not been visited yet by >sailors of his world like the continent across the great ocean. Yes, Anthony, that portal was >one of them. They also made an odd discovery about his world's race. Reynard and Ralius noticed >a strange energy that seemed to exist within the minds of all the humans. It wasn't
>magic, yet it had the same potential as magic, and Sir Eric seemed to have a great deal of this >power within him. Sir Eric, curious by their discovery, asked if they knew how to unlock this >power.

Goku: Sir eric IS Christopher Colubus!

>The incantation they spoke seemed to free Sir Eric's mind, and he was able to use powers >they had never seen before and which radiated no magical energy. They called these
>powers "psionics".

Ice: Oh Psionics? Sure most humans to have a form of ESP. 
Mario: We do?
Ice: Sure, I mean we have a perfect example with yugi here.
Yugi: ME?!?!
Ice: yes, ever considered how you dueled? I mean jeez, you know just the right monster and the right spell card to use at the right time.
Yugi: I thought it was just experiance!
Ice: No, your too freakishly good, Even as Yami!

>With Sir Eric's psionics, they found ways new ways to create temporary portals that allowed >swift travel to places they had already visited. They even traveled to Sir Eric's homeland to >visit his wife and children, and to tell his countrymen of his tales.

Heero: Of course they was too drunk to beleve him.

>One day, as they continued their journey through his Earth, they were stopped by a strange >individual. The Companions were all surprised by what he told them, that he had sensed the >portals and the powers within the Companions to find them, and that their actions have caught >the attention of a warlike race called the Tessaran who wanted to exploit the powers. He
>introduced himself simply as "the Traveler" and gave the Companions each a strange, star shaped >medallion. The Traveler said the medallions would allow them to focus their energies and bind >them with power of their ancestries, called the Descendancy Power, in order to help combat the >Tessaran.

Ash:(in a scottish accent) Hi my name is Duncan McCloud of the clan McCloud, aslo known as 'the traveler'.
Ice: you scare me sometimes. (edges away)

>When the Tessaran faced them, the Companions were amazed at the power provided by the >Descendancy Powers. They found themselves using powers they did not know they originally had, >and were able to defeat the Tessaran at every encounter.

Mario: OK who flinging the dragon slaves?
Ice: You must have met Lashana, or got into my anime collection again, like you did with my Princess Mononoke!
Mario: Guilty as charged on the second one.

>Suddenly, in a feat of great magic and desperation, the Tessaran summoned an avatar of their war >god, Trathalga, to finish them off. The Companions were hard pressed to face this monstrosity, >after all it had the power of a god. Then Sir Eric made the supreme sacrifice. He gathered as >much of his psionic energy as he could and focused the energy in a single blast,
>which decimated the avatar. The Tessaran ran off afraid and the Companions had won, but at a >terrible price. Sir Eric perished as a result of the blast, which was called "the Final Power", >because he had drawn extra energy from his very life force in order to supply the blast.

(Icemaster glows)
Mario: Hey Ice are you okay?
Ice:(glowing) Yes, I'm okay mario, But I'm bound to an emotion as i'm bound to this plane of exsitance.
others: o.o;

>The Traveler returned to the remaining Companions. They had lost the will to travel after the >loss of their friend, so the Traveler made a special pact. He took Sir Eric's Descendancy >medallion and made it disappear. He suggested that the remaining individuals carry the legend of >their friend to their worlds, saying that, when the time is right, one of Sir Eric's descendants >will seek their worlds out and rejoin them in peace, a vision he said he had foreseen. They did, >and decided to call the united worlds to come "Arcadia", which in old Hylian meant "paradise".

Yugi: Arcadia has the root word of arcade!
Ash: And a arcade has multiple games in it!
Mario: Arcadia aslo means old.
Goku: Magical.
Heero: And demon resisitant.
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>The king finished his story. "Those portals have been dormant for over a thousand years, that is >until my two children decided to open the portal to get rid of King Koopa. I originally told >them it was a banishment portal so they would be too scared to go near it. Unfortunately..."

Ice: Koopa wreaked the set of the new game, Luigi Dimentions!

>"Unfortunately," Anthony finished the king's sentence, "they saw it as an opportunity to help >your world of Gardenia. Now we have an open portal between our two worlds, and a lot of problems >to go with it."

Heero: Like Osama Bin Laden?
(thunder cracks a rift as Ashura Hedgehog steps out, looking very pissed, as well as having Icemaster's author self next to him, pissed off aslo)
Ashura&A.Ice: There will be NO SEPT. 11 RIFTS!!!!
(ashura and Icemaster's author leaves)
Ice: You should have known better Heero...
Heero: oo;;;;;;;;;;

>"Yes. I wished that a descendant of Sir Eric would have opened one of the portals first..."

Mario&Ash:(singing) When you wish apon a star...

Izzy: AAHHHHHH!!!!!! Singing!!!

>"Perhaps one did!"

Goku: Here is the new gamemaster... anthony bault!

>The king looked surprised. "I...I beg your pardon?"

Heero: "You mentioned the knight was called 'Sir Eric of the LARSON Clan', correct?"

>Anthony continued. "You mentioned the knight was called 'Sir Eric of the LARSON Clan', correct?"

Heero: Ack!
Ice: point proven.

>"Yes."

Ash: And...

>"Well...many old Earth clans are equivalent to families, with all the members being related in >one way or another to each other. As such, anyone today who has the last name Larson could be a >direct descendant of one of the members of that clan. In fact, I was named after my great >grandfather Anton Larson, and am of Scandinavian lineage."

Izzy: And the loophole closes.

>The king looked at Anthony, almost with a look of hope on his face. "Which means...that would >explain your use of psionics! It could stem from being Sir Eric's descendant!"

Goku: I'd like to go 12 rounds with this gamemaster...
Ice: He'd kick your butt, Goku.
Goku: How?
Ice: Simple. (Goku and Icemaster's eyes glows blue and goku can't move) Mind over matter.

>"Whoa, hold it your majesty! My home state of Minnesota has about 1 Larson for every 10 people >in it! My being the guy you are looking for could be a longshot at best!"

Mario: The loophole opened again!

>"But...you just said..."

Goku: wait it's closing!

>"I said, PERHAPS one of Sir Eric's blood...I didn't automatically say I was one! In fact, I >don't even know how I'll be able to tell, my family history doesn't go that far back!"

All: GO! GO! GO! GO!

>"There is one way. Would you be willing to have your psionic power unlocked?"

Ice: Almost there!

>Anthony looked concerned. He knew that he had episodes of what were thought to be psychic >ability, but to actually have the real powers might be too much...

Mario: He's to the 10, the 5...

>"Don't worry, Anthony. The incantation used will not harm you. We made sure it remained fresh in >our memories in case this day came. Come, I'll show you where we can unlock your ability..." 

Others: TOUCHDOWN!!!
Mario: Ok we're out of here!

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