Disclaimer: All chariters used without permission,
without the benift of profit. (a.k.a. not for sale/ not mine)

(In the not too distance future,
somewhere in time and space.
Mario mario and his anime friends,
are caught in an endless chase.
They try to survive tht wrath of cell,
Just an evil 'droid who wants to rule the world.
He threw a few things in his tail,
and in a rocketship he follows them across the universe)
Mario: GET ME DOWN!!!!
Cell: I'll send him cheesy fanficts,
the worst I can find. {la, la, la}
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
while I monitor his mind.
(keep in mind mario can't control,
Whether the fanficts begin or end. {la, la, la}
He'll try to keep his sanity,
with the help of his anime friends.)

ANIME ROLL CALL:

Ash: Hello!
Goku: When do we eat?
Izzy: Reporting.
HHHEEERRRRRROOOOOO!!!: Good lord, I can hear her from here.
{shakes his head}

(If you wonder how he eats and breathes,
and other science facts. {la, la, la}
Just keep in mind it's anime,
I should really just relax.
For Mystery Mario Theater 3,000...)


Mario: Hello all and welcome to the Satilite Of Love # 43...

Ash: hey, we got a new riffer!

Sonic: hey guys, i'm taking over Icemaster's spot, he's busy on other ficts. *Insert blatent advertisement for cross realms*

Goku: I don't care.

Izzy: It appers we are doing chapter 2 of anthony bault's fict.

(mario growls)

Icemaster:(OS) Cheer up it's a GOOD fic.

Mario: someone shoot me now

(heero holds a gun up to mario's head)

Heero: (gives the look of death {patent pending})

Sonic: Figure of speach heero.

Heero: I know (puts the gun away)

>>

all: we got fanfict sign!






(you never see it coming)


Sonic: What fic is this?

Ice:(OS) Heros of arcadia - the gamemaster's legacy and guess what, your in it.

Sonic: Damn...

Mario: Join the club.


>Chapter 1 - First Contact

"RATS!"

All:(as women) AAHHH!

>Anthony was playing his Playstation 2, trying his skills at Final Fantasy Tactics, only to have his main character die as a result of being ganged up on by three enemies at once. Not exactly how he wanted to end his game session...

Ice:(OS) ouch, that bites.
Mario: That sucks.
Sonic: Ditto.

>He had just come back from his usual weekend bike ride and was cooling down with a nice video >game RPG. After giving up on trying to keep his main character alive, he decided to relax with a >little television instead. Unfortunately, pickings were slim on the tube...

Goku:(as wufei) TV is evil.
Heero:(same) It makes you weak.
Izzy:(same) INJUSTICE!
Ash: TV never has anything on it.
All:(including Icemaster) AMEN!
Sonic: preach it reverand!
Ash:(in a cheesy TV preacher voice) YES, my brothers! Send money now and be saved!
Others:(monotone) We obey your words... 

>"Reruns...golf...B-movie...George Bush...more golf...God I hate weekend TV!"

All: AMEN!

>He decides to grab a drink from the kitchen while trying to decide what he could do next, and >then he had that feeling of Deja Vu again, where he swore he saw the events that just took >place happen in a previous dream.

Icemaster:(walking in) I know the feeling.
Sonic: Wow, freaky.

>These "happenings" have been taking place ever since he was 13, and >now that he was 26, the frequency of them happening have increased to >the point that they happened on a semi-regular basis. He couldn't even >play cribbage with his old man without guessing what the next card was >on certain deals.

All:(ben stein monotone) Wow...

>"Ah...forget it, Bault. You're just imagining things," he said to himself as he filled a water >glass. Suddenly, he saw a bright flash come from outside the kitchen window. What he saw next he >could scarcely believe, for he saw a giant lizard-like creature come out of where the flash >originated. A creature, he knew all too well...

Ice: The blue eyes, white dragon!
Goku: The eternal dragon!
Mario: Bowser!
Izzy: Megadramon!
Heero: Shenlong!
Sonic: Vector!

>"What the HELL?!? Is that...KOOPA?!?!?!?"

Mario: Told you.

Others: AAwwww....

>Anthony was amazed to see the creature break out of his bonds he was in, and watched as it >looked around, wondering where the heck it ended up. Suddenly, it turned towards where Anthony >was looking and yelled at him.

Sonic:(as bowser) WHO AM I?
Mario:(same) WHERE am I?

>"You there, human! Come here!"

Izzy: NeVeR AhAhHAhaHa!
Ice: (!)_o

>"No way am I doing THAT," thought Anthony, as he made a strategic retreat to his room.

Goku & Ash:(from monty python and the holy grail) RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

>He was glad his parents were away on vacation, 

Heero: lucky...

>they wouldn't believe this was happening even if they saw it
>themselves! He made it too his room where he had a weapon: a longsword 

Ice: I prefur the scythe, a nice two handed weapon with a very good blade.

Heero: Ok god of death.

Ice: Isn't that Duo?

>some friends of his picked up at the last Gen-Con.
>"This should give me SOME protection against that overgrown tortoise," he thought.
>Right now he wasn't worried about where Bowser came from, only that he needed to make sure he >survived the encounter.




>As he ran back down, he saw that Bowser had something else in mind, as several Goombas and >Troopas he magically summoned made their way up the stairs toward him.
>Anthony jumped on one of the Troopas as the Troopa dived toward him, causing it to pop out of >its shell. He then tossed the shell towards the remaining group, knocking out the lot of them.

Ice: Ice magic is so much better at incapasitaition.
Goku: Your magic biased
Ice: So?

>"I hope that was enough for a 1-up," he thought as he turned his attention and his sword towards the Troopa who regained its composure and was looking for revenge.
>The Troopa had a spear and was charging Anthony, but Anthony quickly sidestepped the charge and >landed a cutting blow in the Troopa's now exposed back, leaving a gaping cut on the Troopa and a >fair amount of green ichor on Anthony's sword blade.

Ash: Were did it get the spear.
Ice: someone I know once said, 'Just smile and nod'
Mario: Troopas have Green blood?
Sonic: So?
Izzy: (downs Icemaster's drink) 

>Anthony ran back down the stairs to face Bowser, dispatching a few >Goombas with sword swipes as he ran down. He also picked up another >Troopa shell to use as a shield if necessary.

Mario: Use a red shell you fool!
Goku: Smash Brothers?
Ice and Mario: Hell Yes!

>When Anthony made it outside where Bowser was waiting, he took a >defensive stance to face him. Bowser wasn't impressed by Anthony's >bravery. "So, the little man thinks he can face the King of >the >Koopas, huh?"

Ice: If you think that we could beat Bowser give me a HELL YEAH!

Mario:(uses a super mushroom) Hell yeah!
Sonic:(Uses the chaos emerald belt) HEll Yeah!
Goku:(goes SSJ2) HELl YEah!
Izzy:(With tentomon, digivice in hand) HELL YEAh!
Heero:(in Wing ZerO Custom) HELL yEAH!
Icemaster:(with ice spells surrounding him) HELL YEAH!!!!

>"Why not? I've beaten you in all the games I played...ARRGGGHH!!!" >Anthony felt a tremendous headache brewing, probably from the stress >of what was happening, but tried to regain his composure.

All:(effects wear off) Ow!!!!!! Migraine!

>"Games, huh?" Bowser scoffed. "Well, you aren't going to be able >start THIS game over after I'm done with you..."

Izzy:(hits reset button)

>>"Games, huh?" Bowser scoffed. "Well, you aren't going to be able >>start THIS game over after I'm done with you..."

Ice: wow deja vu!

>Suddenly, Anthony's head started to glow, followed by his body in >turn. Anthony felt nothing except the tremendous headache, getting >more excruciating as the seconds passed and forcing him to collapse to >his knees. He knew he had to do something to relieve it and was >surprised when the relief came in the form of a gigantic fireball that >emanated from one of his outstretched hands and blasted Bowser back >into the flash of light that brought him, which in turn caused all the >summoned Goombas and Troopas to fade out of existence.

Ash: That is a huge paragraph!
Mario: And bowser is now a stone statue.
Sonic: When Pigs fly...
Izzy: tentomon swims...
Ice: and buttnik grows wings.
Other: wha???

"What the...?" Anthony said. "Did I just...?"

Heero:(deep) But of course!

>Suddenly the headaches returned, and another blast came out of his >hands. This time it was aimed towards the flash, and the blast turned >the portal from a fire red color to a shimmering blue.

Goku:(as a 3 year old) OOhhh. Sparkly!

>The headaches stopped, and Anthony was kneeling on the ground near the >newly created portal, gasping heavily. He stared at it in amazement >with two questions on his mind which he voiced out loud.

Ice: I call no who am I riffs!
Ash: Ahh...
Sonic: Darn.

>"What the hell just happened? Am I dreaming?"

Goku: You made the portal blue.
Izzy: And no you are not dreaming.

>He realized he wasn't dreaming when trying to pick himself up using >the nearby deck yielded a painful stab from a wood splinter. He then >looked at the portal once again and was afraid. This was all too real. >Unfortunately, his curiosity was getting the better of him, and he had >no way of shaking it.

Sonic: Shake sha.. (has a scythe at his neck)
Ice:('eyes' glowing dark grey) Sing and die....
Mario: He had to sing. Urk! (has a scythe at his neck)
Ice:('eyes' glowing darker) You shouldn't be talking...

>After placing his sword in the portal and pulling it out again to see 
>if it was safe, he took a deep breath, and jumped into the portal... 

Heero: Time travel?
Ice: Nah, Diamention jump.

Izzy: Ok were out of here!

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