MMT3k presents heros of arcadia- the gamemaster legasy
MMt3k by: Icemaster_artic
orginal fict by: Anthony Bault
Disclaimer: All chariters used without permission, without the benift of profit. (a.k.a. not for sale/ not mine)
(In the not too distance future, somewhere in time and space. Mario mario and his anime friends, are caught in an endless chase. They try to survive tht wrath of cell, Just an evil 'droid who wants to rule the world. He threw a few things in his tail, and in a rocketship he follows them across the universe)
Mario: GET ME DOWN!!!!
Cell: I'll send him cheesy fanficts, the worst I can find. {la, la, la} He'll have to sit and watch them all, while I monitor his mind.
(keep in mind mario can't control, Whether the fanficts begin or end. {la, la, la} He'll try to keep his sanity, with the help of his anime friends.)
ANIME ROLL CALL:
(If you wonder how he eats and breathes, and other science facts. {la, la, la} Just keep in mind it's anime, I should really just relax. For Mystery Mario Theater 3,000...) [guitar twang]
Mario: Hello all and welcome to the Satilite Of Love # 43...
(just then Icemaster came in the ship)
Icemaster: Hi guys I found a deacent fic for us to MiST!
Heero: What happened to cell?
Icemaster: He's not feeling well today. (mental image of bloody beatup cell)
Izzy: I guess this means it's fanfict time...
Goku: To the fict!
(you know the drill, Izzy(01), Ash(03), [new!] Icemaster, Goku, Heero sit in that order as the fict starts)
>Heroes of Arcadia: The Gamemaster's Legacy
Heero: This is a good fict?
Icemaster: Actually yes, but mario your in this one....
Mario: Dang...
Izzy: We wouldn't make fun of you...
Goku: Much...
>by Anthony Bault
Icemaster: I think I know him...no wait that's Dragoon Kane.
>Legal:
(all take a deep breath)
>The following characters are (c) the fanfic authors that made them:
Ice: Rottinkid? what kind of a screen name is that? (A/N sorry rottinkid)
>Above characters used without permission >(update your e-mails, guys, I wanna talk to ya!) >but are merely being used for fun and not for profit. >(Rough translation: *groveling* PLEASE don't sue!)
Mario: Get my lawyer!
>This fanfic may be distributed unaltered by permission of the author, but may not be distributed for profit.
Ice: Is that so?
>Author's forward: >My first fanfic...and hopefully not my last.
Ash: Well the legal was long winded!
>This fanfic is based on a paper and pencil RPG called >"Heroes of Arcadia" I started creating >(not for publishing, just for fun) >a while back where you can role play a video game. >What you will read is, essentially, part of the back story for that RPG.
Izzy: I would like to try to play that RPG.
>Basic premise: Suppose everything we believe to be fiction >is actually fact, but in some other reality. >With some unknown ability, we are able to see that reality, >but only perceive it as our imagination. >Suppose it turns out we had the ability to visit those realities >a long time ago, but the "doors" have long since closed...
Mario: I'm real?
Goku:(sarcasticly) Your here arn't you?
Mario: Oh yah....
>HOA-TGL is the story of how one of those doors opened, >and what happens when that reality literally spills into ours...
Heero:(as that reality) Hi, I'm that reality. Sorry i just spilled into your reality.
Izzy:(as Our reality/homer) Why you little! [chokes heero]
>Enjoy!
All: We won't!
>(P.S. That sound you hear is the fourth wall completely shattering!) -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ice: No it's /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Izzy: Or this / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
Goku:-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/
Ash:++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Heero: """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Ice: Ok let's knock it off.
all the others: Aw......
>Prologue:
Ash: how many chapters are in this fict?
Ice: 32
All the others: 32!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
Ice: Not counting the prologue.
>Bowser Koopa was up to his old tricks again, he just chose a different target.
Mario: Mario!
Ash: Sonic!
Goku: Chichi!
Heero: Relena!
Ice: No it's Blossa from Floren
[ominous thunder]
Ice: We already broke the 4th wall!!!!!
[sound of glass breaking]
Ice:(as homer) DOH!
>Having failed to capture the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom time and time again, >he set his sights on the neighboring kingdom of Floren, >where a race of people evolved from the fire flowers lived.
>He had already captured Princess Blossa >and was getting ready to make his escape, >when his old nemesis appeared...
All:(in Italian accents except for mario, he aready one) It's-a me MARIO!
[all laugh]
>"There he is, Mario!" Prince Vinius exclaimed. >"THAT'S the fiend who kidnapped my sister!"
Mario: Do I know him?
Heero: haven't a clue.
>Mario sighed and thought, "Doesn't Koopa EVER get tired of this?"
Izzy: I would conjecture that mario doesn't like his job.
Ash: Well, it should get menail after a while....
Goku: No kidding.
>Mario and Vinius chased Bowser into a nearby cave where >Bowser thought he could hide and set up a defense, >using some of his best Troopas as a wall. >Unfortunately, Vinius was skilled at fire magic, >even teaching Mario a few tricks, >and the two of them practically turned Bowser's troops into a mass barbecue.
>Eventually, the two of them caught up with the king of the Koopas, >and forced him to surrender the princess.
Mario: You can't teach an old mario new tricks....
Goku:(in food mode) Barbecue...
Ice: uh oh....
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>"Blossa, are you alright?" said Vinius, after helping Mario tie up Koopa.
Heero: What did they tie him up with? Vines?
Ash: More than likely, but i think it's rope.
>"I'm fine, brother," she said, "and I am definitely glad to be out of this...THING'S clutches!"
Izzy: Thing? Bowser is a thing?
[others shrug]
>"HEY!" Bowser exclaimed. "I may be a dirty, no good cheat, but I resent just being called a 'thing'!"
Mario: His description is the truth.
>"Sorry he caused you so much trouble, >he's a always been a pain in the keister >when I had to a protect the princess in the Mushroom Kingdom," Mario said.
Goku: It's offical. Mario hates his job.
Mario: Hey!
>"Well..." Vinius said, with a smile crossing his lips. "Perhaps we can get rid of this pain once and for all for you, Mario."
Ash: They're going to kill him?
Ice: nah, just teleport him to another place.
(mario snaps his fingers)
>"Eh? How are you going to do that?" Mario asked.
Goku: Icemaster just said teleport him where you listening?
Mario: Wrong Mario goku.
>"Follow us to the back of this cave, Mario, and you'll see..." -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
all: We see a line
>The back of the cave revealed a massive stone arch etched with cryptic symbols >that must have been around for several centuries. >Vinius and Blossa saw the confused look on Mario's face and explained.
all(execpt mario):(as mario) duh! duh!
(mario gives the patented heero yuy death glare)
Ice: (!)_(!)
>"What you are looking at, Mario," Vinius began, >"is a banishment portal. Our father once told us >never to come down here, saying we could be lost forever >if this were ever to open through any errant magic spell >from either myself or my sister."
Mario: X.
Goku: wrong!
Izzy: you are the weakest link.(as the aol guy) Goodbye.
Heero: omae o korso* (*I know i spelled this wrong *ice*)
Ash: You didn't catch a pokemon.
>"Yes," Blossa continued, "making it the perfect place to dump off our excess baggage here so he doesn't cause any more grief!"
Ash: i've be too quiet!
others: Yes you have!
>Fear crossed Bowser's face. Were they really going to...?
mario:(as paper mario) (?)
>"Momma mia! You mean you're going to..."
others:(same as mario) (?)
>"You bet, Mario!" Vinius exclaimed. "Just place lizard-lips here near the portal and my sis and I will do the rest!"
all: (!)
>"WAIT!" Bowser yelled. "Can't we make a deal?"
Ice+Mario: heck no!
>"No deal, Koopa!" said Bloosa. "We don't make deals with the likes of YOU!"
Ash: Him? You mean turtles or koopas?
(rest shrug)
>Vinius and Blossa began an strange incantation which caused the portal to open in a reddish haze, sucking the screaming Bowser into it.
Goku: Ooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!
>"Well," said Vinius. "I guess our two countries will both be glad to be rid of..."
Izzy: What are you two doing?!?
>"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!?"
Ice: Bad Izzy! Bad Hacker!
>Vinius and Blossa turned around to see their father, >King Arbolet, running towards them with anger in his eye. >That anger turned to panic when he saw the opened portal.
Heero:(as king) AAAAhhhhhh the red portal!
>"What...what did you do? Don't tell me you just opened the portal!"
Ash:(as kids) yep we did!
>"We did, father," said Blossa proudly, >"and banished Bowser Koopa to a place where he'll never bother this world again!"
Goku: Now you have no enemy mario!
Mario: You for got about wario and waluigi.
(Icemaster slaps his head)
[glass breaks again]
the Rest:(as homer) DOh!
>"NO!!!!!!" yelled Arbolet, then he quieted down, and looked at his kids with a more subdued tone. >"My children...I shouldn't have told you this was a banishment portal. >I only told you that so you wouldn't try to open it like you just did."
Goku:(as the king/ chichi) Bad children! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
>"Father! What are you talking about?"
Izzy: Paper mario did this right when he went (?).
>"This portal...is one of the Arcadian portals, >one of the portals that connects our world of Gardenia with the other worlds of Arcadia."
Heero: I guess putting bowser in it was a bad thing
Ice: bingo!
>Both of the royal children and Mario gasped. >They knew of the portals, and of the history behind them, and suddenly worried... >Which world did they send Bowser to, and can that world handle him?
Izzy: Cliffhanger then ch.1, nice ending.
Ice: ok everyone file out!
WOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSHHHH!
[ screen turns dark]
Ice: BAD IZZY! BAD HACKER! back to home
