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Tohru: *Pokes Daisuke* Baka.
Daisuke: XP Hentai.
Tohru: Boku?! Iie!
Daisuke: Oh, well, then who's got porno doujinshi lying all over her room?
Tohru: You do!
Shuichi: *Looks on, casually smoking and ignoring them both*
Daisuke: XP OTHER than me.
Tohru: *Loftily* I never leave it lying out.
Daisuke: *laughs, pulls her braid*
Tohru: It's too precious to just leave lying there.
Daisuke: That's my girl.
Tohru: *Pulls his hair in return*
Daisuke: !.! Idededededeeeee!
Shuichi: *Drapes his lanky frame over an armchair and continues smoking*
Tohru: =^.^=
Daisuke: ;.; Tohru-kun hidoi ya...
Shuichi: *Looks at her funny*
Tohru: Baka.
Daisuke: XP Touga-bawling-over-person.
Tohru: X-movie-weeper.
Daisuke: Fushigi Yuugi-watcher!
Tohru: Uh... Ah! Megami-sama-bawler!
Richi: *sitting in a corner all confused with his guitar case* @.@
Shuichi: It's okay... I don't understand either.
Daisuke: XP L'Arc en Ciel-lover!
Richi: *gives Shuichi a relieved look* Yokatta...
Tohru: X-Japan-worshipper!
Daisuke: Damn straight!
Tohru: *Points an accusing finger at Shuichi* I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA STOP SMOKING!!!!!
Richi: ?.? *missed that*
Shuichi: This is just a normal cigarette, man.
Daisuke: Those're bad for you, too!
Shuichi: 9__9
Tohru: -.-
Richi: *stays out of it*
Shuichi: *Sighs and stubs the cigarette out* I feel like a frikkin' kindergartener, man...
Shuichi: I bet no one ever told Hendrix to stop smoking.
Tohru: Yes, and he's dead. What does that tell you?
Daisuke: Yo.
Shuichi: 9___9
Daisuke: 'Sides, I always fanmail Dir en grey and tell THEM to quit smoking.
Richi: 0.0 You - you can s-send them fanmail?
Daisuke: ~.- Which mushroom have you been living under again?
Richi: *blush*
Tohru: I sent them a wardobe once.
Tohru: ^____^
Daisuke: Yeah, I picked out the undies. ^_^V
Tohru: I think they actually wore it one concert.
Tohru: 'Cept I didn't get to see it.
Daisuke: We didn't get to check on the undies, though.
Tohru: *Sighs wistfully* Unfortunately.
Richi: *slight nosebleed*
Shuichi: ~.- *Wonders if Hendrix ever had fans as weird as this*
ShirouHokuto: I doubt it highly.
Daisuke: But it was great, anyway! You got something you want to send them?
Tohru: Hmm... Maybe I can get my dad to check his connections... Maybe we could meet them, y'know, on a band-to-band basis.
Richi: *looks ready to faint*
Shuichi: As long as I don't have to dress like them.
Shuichi: *Likes mostly all-american rock classics*
Daisuke: Nah, you aren't pretty enough to be Shin-chan. XP
Shuichi: Thank god for that, man.
Daisuke: XP
Tohru: XP
Richi: *blush*
Shuichi: Not that I mind pretty guys, man, but I just don't wanna be one.
Daisuke: *in a generous mood* Well, I guess I'll forgive you.
Shuichi: At least I'm original that way.
Tohru: D'you guys know of any bands with non-Japanese members mixed in with the Japanese?
Tohru: I think we may be pioneers.
Daisuke: *rummages through closet* I know I've got that bondage mask somewhere... Oh, honma?
Daisuke: I can't think of one off the bat, 'cept maybe Spread Beaver...
Tohru: *Looks over his shoulder* Bondage mask?
Daisuke: The one I had made to look like Die-san's!
Tohru: Ooh!
Daisuke: I know it's in here somewhere...
Shuichi: *Retreats into his head* *__*
Richi: *superblush*
Daisuke: *pulls out* YO! Wanna try it on, Richi-kun?
Richi: *faints dead away*
Tohru: Oops.
Tohru: *Waves a fan over his face* Methinks he's too fragile.
Daisuke: ?.? I thought he'd like it the way he always goes on about "Kaoru-sama" this and "Die-sama" that...
Tohru: *Shrugs*
Richi: *slowly revives* e.e?
Tohru: So, do you?
Richi: ?.? Do I what?
Tohru: Wanna try on the mask?
Richi: o!.!o
Daisuke: *holds out innocently* Me an' some other fanclub members put it together for aforementioned concert...
Richi: *superblushing, takes it* A-anou...
Tohru: Go ahead!
Shuichi: *Plays Hendrix in his head, occasionally mumbling lyrics*
Shuichi: All around the watchtower...
Richi: A-anou - how do you wear it?
Richi: *innocent blushy look*
Daisuke: *hides a snigger*
Tohru: Wouldn't know! *Looks cheerful*
Daisuke: Here, I'll put it on. *straps it on*
Mask: *almost completely covers Richi's face*
Tohru: ^_______^
ShirouHokuto: Oh, go check out a picture of it - https://www.angelfire.com/anime3/opencircle/jrock/dieyo.jpg
Richi: *blushes, not that anyone can tell; tries to talk, of course can only mumble*
Daisuke: n_n Sugee, nee? We worked on it for ages.
Shuichi: 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky... da da da, da da dum...
Richi: *tries to speak again, with no more success than before*
Tohru: I think you better take it off, he seems to be speechless.
Daisuke: Aw, but he looks so cute in it!
Tohru: I know, but I think he's trying to tell us something.
Daisuke: Oh, true. *takes it off* Nan ya?
Shuichi: *Starts drumming on the table* Da da da, da da da, dada dada dum...
Richi: *superblushing* Anou - it's very very well-made - but what are you supposed to do with it?
Daisuke: Oro.
Tohru: Anou...
Daisuke: *pets him on the head* It's for looking cute in while on stage.
Richi: Oh - okay... *takes explanation at face value*
ShirouHokuto: Did that link work and take you to right picture?
KisekinoTenshi: Yeah, why?
ShirouHokuto: Just checkin'.
Tohru: *whispers to Daisuke* Couldn't tell him the truth, huh?
Richi: n_n It looks just like Die-sama's!
Daisuke: *looking at Richi's happy innocent face, whispers back* No.
Tohru: Wakatta.
Tohru: *Pushes Shuichi* Oi. Okimashou, yo!
Shuichi: ?.? *Re-surfaces*
Daisuke: *to Richi* Wanna put it back on?
Richi: n_n Un, that would be nice!
Tohru: Watcha doin'?
Daisuke: *straps it back on, looks on with approval*
Daisuke: Very cute. Very Die-ish.
Richi: n n
Shuichi: *Dazed and confused* ?.?
Tohru: Don't make me sit on your lap to wake you up.
Richi: *goes and gets his guitar so he can play while wearing the mask*
Daisuke: *watches him* Oh, what have I done.
Shuichi: !.! *Instantly awake*
Richi: *sits between Daisuke and Shuichi, picks out part of the acoustic line in 304goushitsu, Hakushi no Sakura*
Shuichi: !.!
Shuichi: o.o
Richi: n n *keeps playing*
Tohru: *Sits down on floor in front of them*
Shuichi: o.o
Daisuke: *to Shuichi* What?
Shuichi: o.o
Shuichi: *Isn't sure whether he's shocked at Richi or Tohru's comment about sitting on his lap*
Richi: *switches to "Tsumi to Batsu;" tries to sing the Engrish parts, which are fun, but of course the mask muffles everything*
Shuichi: o.o
Tohru: ^_____^
Richi: Fshwf fryf fmfd fsksfl...
Richi: n n *enjoying being like "Die-sama"*
Shuichi: o.o
Daisuke: *pets Richi on the head; debates tugging on the mask, but figures it'd be better not to break his concentration*
Tohru: ^_________^
ShirouHokuto: What a coinky-dink - Tsumi to Batsu just came on mp3 player... O.o
Richi: n n *enjoying happy attention, too*
KisekinoTenshi: O.O
ShirouHokuto: *sings* Show - lie - mad - sexual... One sad sexually, two sad sexually...
KisekinoTenshi: o..o
ShirouHokuto: Frankly, I don't even ever want to know what the REST of the song is about. I think that it's just about one of their worst songs, and I'll never inflict it on you.
KisekinoTenshi: Thanks.
ShirouHokuto: ^_^
Daisuke: *whispers to Tohru* Think we should let him wear it in concert?
Tohru: *Whispers back* A little later on. Not at first.
Daisuke: Good idea.
Richi: *doesn't hear, too busy segueing from Tsumi to Batsu to an original melody that's just occured to him*
Shuichi: *Hears* o.o
ShirouHokuto: Poor Shuichi-kun.
KisekinoTenshi: Sou yo!
Richi: *concentrating on his guitar, looks very serious and almost his actual age*
Tohru: ^____________^
Daisuke: *flops, puts an arm around Tohru* We did good adopting him.
Tohru: Yup.
Shuichi: *Finally decides to do something worthwhile, hums some Hendrix under his breath and watches Richi*
Daisuke: *thoughtful* You know, I think I have a collar somewhere that'd fit him...
Richi: *looks up* ? ?
Tohru: Sou da ne?
Daisuke: *evil smile* Yeah.
Richi: *says something muffled*
Tohru: ^_____^
Richi: *plucks a few strings, making them sound like a question mark*
Tohru: What is it, boy?
Richi: *makes a circle(=collar) with hands, plucks strings again*
Daisuke: Collars are things that go along with masks, like - like ties go with suits!
Tohru: Yeah!
Richi: n n
Daisuke: 'Twill take but a moment! *dashes back to closet and digs through*
Tohru: *Dodges flying laundry*
ShirouHokuto: Doesn't Shuichi have any objections?
Shuichi: @.@
Daisuke: *pulls out nice leather collar (rather like Hokuto's own)* Got-cha!
Daisuke: *puts collar around Richi's neck, adjusting so the rings are all nice and even and hanging down right* Saaa... kawaii, na, Tohru-kun?
Tohru: Hai, yo!
Richi: n n *happy for approval and attention, since Lord knows no one but bandmembers and mysterious friend ever give him either*
Shuichi: *Falls off chair* @.@
Daisuke: *can't resist, gently pulls Richi up by the collar and leads him around the room*
Richi: ? ?! *blushing under mask*
Tohru: ^___________^
Tohru: That's what a collar is for, silly!
Daisuke: Part of what is a collar is for.
Richi: ? ?
Tohru: *Pokes Daisuke*
Daisuke: *thinks* Well, the only part you need to worry about, anyway!
Tohru: Hai!
Richi: @ @ *muffled "hai" sound*
Daisuke: n_n
Tohru: ^____^
Daisuke: *leads him around a little more, very carefully, before letting him go back to his guitar and the new melody*
Shuichi: *Twitches*
Richi: n n
Tohru: *Pokes Shuichi*
Richi: *plays around with different chords, doing his two-guitar trick and making it sound like the two melodic lines are talking with each other*
Tohru: Neat!
Richi: n n Mmmf!
Daisuke: We'll take that as a "doumo."
Richi: *nodnod*
Shuichi: *Twitchtwitch*
Daisuke: *whispers to Shuichi* Whassa matter? Can't take a little happy shoutakon bondage?
Shuichi: *Megatwitch*
Daisuke: ^_____________________^
Richi: *didn't hear, happily; still playing and having fun being Die-ish*
Tohru: *Pokes Shuichi again*
ShirouHokuto: Do you mean Daisuke?
KisekinoTenshi: No, Shuichi.
ShirouHokuto: Kay, it's just that Shuichi's not responding much. ^.^
ShirouHokuto: Poor shell-shocked kid.
Shuichi: *Hides behind chair*
Daisuke: *shakes head sadly* I dunno - maybe we shouldn't let Richi-akachan out like that, we might never get him back.
Richi: *still experimenting, having wandered off into an entirely other melody; doesn't hear*
Tohru: I agree.
Tohru: Some fangirls could get the wrong idea.
Daisuke: ^.^
Daisuke: But ya gotta admit, he can pull it off.
Tohru: True.
Daisuke: n_n Maybe once we're so famous we have a horde of sexy bodyguards to protect us, he can dare it... *happy daydreams of being famous*
Tohru: *.*
