The Battle of the Heart
Narrator: It's a beautiful day, and Tohru and Daisuke are walking home from a movie, some French thing called "Amelie".
Daisuke: *snuggling with Tohru, snickering as he remembers bits of the movie*
Tohru: *Smiles, snuggles back. Couldn't be happier* What a lovely movie...
Daisuke: Yuppers. That Amelie, she was a BABE.
Tohru: Nino was pretty cute too.
Daisuke: ^.^ Thanks for reminding me.
Daisuke: *has happy, happy thoughts, drools a bit*
Tohru: *Pokes him* Nyao.
Daisuke: *affecting innocence* Don't worry, love, Noriko-chan will never leave my heart.
Tohru: *Smacks him and seperates herself, walking faster, feigning hurt*
Daisuke: ;.; Tohru-kun, hidoi... you know you're tops... or top... I leave it up to you.
Tohru: *Stops and turns to look at him, haughty* Sure?
Daisuke: Unless you wanna try it another way, of course. ^.^
Tohru: *Grabs his arm and whispers into his ear* How about that?
Daisuke: *nosebleed* We're almost home...
Daisuke: Let's walk a bit faster. *Daisuke-grin*
Tohru: ^,___,^ Good.
Tohru Fanclub: *are walking down the street, chatting, and spot Tohru snugglin' with Daisuke*
Fangirl 1: WAAAAAAAAH!!! IT'S OHJI-SAMA!! *pointpoint*
Tohru: Erk!
Fangirl 2: *looks* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~I!! OHJI-SAMA!!!!
Tohru: *Glues herself to Daisuke* Protect me!
Daisuke: !.!
Daisuke: *wraps arms around her*
Fanclub: *rushes up, begging for autographs, kisses, anything else they can think of*
Tohru: No! No! Leave me alone!
Tohru: *Didn't realize there were so many lesbians in their school*
Fangirl 3: Please please, ohji-sama! Won't you sign my picture?! *waves a photograph of Tohru at the Kitty in the House concert*
Fangirl 1: Tohru-ohji-sama!! Just one autograph!
Daisuke: @.@!!!!!!!
Keiichi's Friend: *In a shop nearby, hears a commotion. Tugs on his friend's arm* Hey, isn't that that girl? From that band you like?
Keiichi: Morisato-san?! Hontou?!
Daisuke Fan: *In a store across the street, also looks out* Oh! Daisuke-chan!!! *Alerts the rest of the store, which is mostly female and fans*
Keiichi's Friend: *Squints* Looks like her.
Keiichi's Friend: Who's that guy?
Fangirl 2: Ohji-samaaaaaaaaaaa!! Please give me my first kiss!
Daisuke: Ack! No! MINE!
Daisuke Fangirls: *Rushes out into the street to surround the Tohru fanclub* DAISUKE-CHAN!!!
Tohru: *Clinging to Daisuke for dear life* No!
Keiichi: *burns with the fire of a thousand suns* That's Daisuke! He's a loser, he doesn't deserve Morisato-san!
Keiichi: *rushes out*
Daisuke: @.@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keiichi's Friend: *Is left alone* Whatever you say, dude. *Continues doing what he was doing*
Tohru: AGH! Leave me alone!!!
Daisuke Fan: Daisuke-chan! Leave that slut and be my boyfriend!
Keiichi: *over the crowd of fangirls, tries to yell insults at Daisuke; elbows the girl who called Tohru a slut while he's at it*
Daisuke: *yells into Tohru's ear* We gotta make a run for it!
Tohru: @.@ *Losing her grip on him*
Kojiro: Oh! *Is basically a clone of Kojiro/James from Pokemon, brandishes rose* My princess is in trouble!
Daisuke: *grabs her tighter* Come on! *tries to shoulder his way through the crowd while dragging Tohru*
Fangirl 1: NOOOOO!!! DON'T TAKE AWAY OHJI-SAMA!!
Tohru: *Gets the idea, helps by kicking at anyone who tries to grab them from behind as they go*
Kojiro: My princess!!!
Fangirl 3: OHJI-SAMA!! DON'T LEAVE US!!
Keiichi: GET YOUR PERVY HANDS OFF MORISATO-SENPAI!!
Kojiro: HIME-SAMAAAA!!!
Daisuke: *yells at the top of his lungs* LOOK! IT'S SMAP! *points in the opposite direction and RUNS*
Tohru: *Runs with*
Fangirl 1: Ooh, where?! *looks around*
Fangirl 2: There's no SMAP, he tricked us!
Kojiro: *Trampled by SMAP fans* X.X
Daisuke: *in the meantime, has dragged Tohru into the house and relative safety*
Daisuke: @.@;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Kojiro: *Then retrampled as the crowd follows Daisuke and Tohru*
Tohru: *Faints*
Daisuke: !.! *puts her on the couch, waves his hand in front of her face* Tohru-kun? Tohru-kun!
Fanclub: *takes up a post outside the house to wait for "Tohru-ohji-sama" to come out again*
Kojiro’s Friend: *Is also Tohru fan, joins the cloud as they clamor outside the building*
Kojiro: *Regains consiousness, shouts for Daisuke to "unhand her, fiend!"*
Daisuke: *makes sure the door is locked, bolted, and barred*
Daisuke Fanclub: *Crying and yelling outside as well, alternately for him and at the Tohru fans*
Tohru Fanclub: *screams for Tohru*
Keiichi: *is out there with the Tohru fangirls, since they have a common cause*
Kojiro: *Has also joined the Tohru fangirls, shaking his rather battered rose*
Kojiro’s Friend: *Is a copycat, also has rose*
Daisuke: *ignores the screaming and yelling as best he can, gets some cold water and dabs it on Tohru's face* Tohru-kun! Okiruze!
Tohru: Mmph...
Tohru: *Opens her eyes* Daisuke-kun...?
Daisuke: Phew. You had me a bit worried there.
Tohru: What's going on...?
Daisuke: The Fangirls Strike Back. In full force.
Daisuke: I haven't seen that many screaming chicks since we went to see DEG...
Tohru: Except now they're after... us?
Tohru: *Dumb-founded*
Daisuke: Yeah. Pretty much.
Daisuke: Can't you hear them?
Tohru: It all sounds like noise to me.
Daisuke: Trust me, there's "Tohru" and "Daisuke" and "ohji" and "hime" all in there.
Daisuke: @.@ Good grief. This is totally unreal, dude.
Tohru: *Snickers* So I'm the prince and you're the princess?
Daisuke: n_n;;; I think they both apply to YOU, my sweet.
Tohru: *Blushes*
Daisuke: I know.
Tohru: Well... Since they are a safe distance away...
Daisuke: Yes...?
Tohru : Why don't we just give them what they want?
Tohru: There is a nice big window over there...
Daisuke: ^.^ That's my Tohru-kun.
Tohru: n_n
Daisuke: *graciously escorts her to the window, so they're clearly visible*
Tohru: *Blows the crowd a kiss*
Daisuke: *waves, wiggles hips*
Tohru Fanclub: *screaming and fainting*
Keiichi: *sighs with longing*
Daisuke Fangirls: *Alternately screaming, fainting and yelling at Tohru*
Daisuke: n_n This is fun. *waves and blows kisses*
Kojiro: *Faints, gets trampled again* x.x
Kojiro’s Friend: *Tries to revive his friend*
Fangirl 3: OHJI-SAMAAAAAA!!! *swoon*
Tohru: *Blows multiple kisses, winks, waves*
Random Daisuke Fangirl: *swoons over Daisuke*
Fangirl 1: *faintfaint* Ohji-sama - she blew us kisses! *faintswoonsigh*
Daisuke Girl: *Shaking her fist at Tohru*
Daisuke: *tsks at that girl, winks at one who's not being hostile to Tohru*
Daisuke Girl: *Cries*
Daisuke: *snuggles up to Tohru, keeps waving and grinning*
Tohru: *Gives the crowd a sly look, then, just to spite the hostile girls, grabs Daisuke by the front of his shirt and kisses the life out of him*
Daisuke: x_x
Daisuke Fangirls: *Alternately cry and cheer*
Keiichi: ;.;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nooo... Morisato-san, he doesn't deserve you...
Kojiro: *Revives* GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY HIME-SAMA!!!
Tohru: 9.9
Daisuke: *pointedly ignores those boys as he kisses Tohru back and runs his hand along her back*
Tohru: *Breaks the kiss and grins at him, then sticks her tongue out at the hostile fangirls*
Daisuke: n_n
Tohru Fanclub: !.!
Tohru: *Yells to the crowd* You'd all better get used to us as a couple! We're not prone to fighting, and we're rather fond of each other's company!
Daisuke: And she's really possessive, too! Sorry, girls!
Daisuke Fangirls: *Some cry, some cheer for him*
Tohru Fanclub: ;.;!!!!!!!!!!! *in unison* OHJI-SAMAAAAAAAA!!!
Tohru: *Sweatdrops, wonders if they practiced that*
Daisuke: *has nooooooooo idea*
Tohru: *To prove his point, puts an arm around his waist and pulls him close to her, puts her head on his shoulder, and smiles, not maliciously or meanly, but a sweet, happy smile*
Daisuke: *snuggles, smiles*
Keiichi’s Friend: *To his friend, philosophically* She seems happy with him, though. Isn't it a good thing that she's happy?
Keiichi: ;.; Noooooooo...
Kojiro: *Mutter grumble mutter*
Tohru Fanclub: *bawls*
Random Daisuke Fangirl: That's right! As long as Daisuke-chan is smiling, than I'm happy, whether it's with her or me!
Other Daisuke Fangirl: That's a good point... ;_; I'll do my best!
Random Daisuke Fangirl: *Pats her on the shoulder* Ganbatte!
Other Daisuke Fangirl: ;_;
Tohru: *Overhears this, smiles* Listen to the wise few, mina.
Daisuke: *still snuggling with Tohru in front of the window* Had enough yet?
Tohru: One more thing.
Tohru: *Goes over to her notebook, tears out a piece of paper, and starts writing*
Daisuke: ?.?
Tohru: *Opens the window and lets the piece of paper flutter to the ground, yelling* Read it, don't just fight over it!
Fangirl 1: *grabs it first, begins reading out loud*
Paper: "This is the first and truest test of love. If you truely think you love someone, then ask yourself this. Would I give anything for them to be happy? Even if it meant letting them be with someone else? If you can answer yes, than you really do love them."
Fangirl 1: *begins sniffling*
Keiichi: ;.; Morisato-san... Morisato-san is so wise...
Tohru: *Closes the window, gives Daisuke a hug*
Daisuke: *hugs* That was nice.
Tohru: *Looks worried* Daisuke-kun... If you ever really loved someone other than me...
Daisuke: Which is impossible, but for the sake of your argument...
Tohru: *Buries her face in his chest* I would let you go, even if it was really hard...
Daisuke: *rests his face against her cheek* It's not going to happen, love. Not ever.
Tohru: Yokatta...
Daisuke: *snuggle* But I appreciate your noble sentiments. They suit you.
Tohru: *Blushes* Shaddup, you're embarrassing me.
Daisuke: n_n For the rest of your life, Tohru-kun.
Tohru: *Primly* I certainly hope so.
Daisuke: *grins*
Kojiro: *Drags himself home, muttering about Hime and Love and other subjects*
Kojiro’s Friend: *Follows in his wake*
Daisuke Fangirls: *Go their seperate ways, some agreeing with Tohru, some ignoring her advice*
Tohru Fanclub: *drifts away, sighing about Ohji-sama's wisdom, grace, beauty, taste in men, and the blown kisses*
‘Shipper: *Was hiding in crowd of fangirls, smiles as she looks up at the window, a camera clutched to her chest* Ah, what a sweet couple...
Narrator: *Sniffles* F-Fade Out...
Credits:
Narrator: KisekinoTenshi
Daisuke: ShirouHokuto
Tohru: KisekinoTenshi
Tohru Fanclub/Fangirls: ShirouHokuto
Keiichi’s Friend: KisekinoTenshi
Keiichi: ShirouHokuto
Kojiro: KisekinoTenshi
Kojiro’s Friend: KisekinoTenshi
Random Daisuke Fangirls: ShirouHokuto, KisekinoTenshi
Paper: KisekinoTenshiKeiichi: ShirouHokuto
‘Shipper: KisekinoTenshi
