JEDICON QUOTES

The interrogation session commences. In the interrogation session, T.O.M. you didn’t answer the question.  Jay to T.O.M. Arent you supposed to be cheerful and smiling.  TOM I say it with a smile.  TOM whips out her vibrodagger and giggles, hey at least she is not bitter and sarcastic….

Can I use Telepathy to say, talk or die and give the image of a bloody rodian.  Why is persuasion better than death, she says with a smile. 

Ivan: We can go to that warehouse and get a whole ton of spice… for medicinal purposes. 

Ivan:  It’s the Hutt that we’ve been seeing in our dreams, right?  
Jay:  Yeah it’s the Hutt of your dreams!

Ivan: Can I get him to say anything that he normally would not because he’s drunk?  Even with a little [hand-waving].

Pahla:  Hutt in a blanket would be a great meal!

Jay:  I told you it was about sex, drugs, and, rock ‘n’ roll.  I only lied about three of them….  I mean two!

Jay: Zonnos the Hutt is going to slither over you and beat you up!

T.O.M.: All the girls in OSG are solicitors.

Pahla: Hey Jay, did we take those extinct people off the planet?
Jay: We’ll just forget that you forgot that….

Ivan: EMPATHY!
Jay: He is.  Pay your vitality.
Ivan:  Ooh my one vitality, that I get back in 1/11^th of an hour?

Ivan:  I’m sorry for abusing force powers.

Jay:  It makes them violent.  Remember, violent?
Group:  Urrrrrrrrrrrrgh.
Ivan: Yeah, damn nonviolent Jedi way.

Pahla:  We aren’t getting Leia addicted to the dark side; we’re getting her addicted to Tempest.  There’s a difference you know!

T.O.M:  Hey, since when has it been dark outside?

Pahla:  Can I undress this American girl?
Jay:  Yes, yes

Pahla: Doll hair is very hard to …
Lynn:  Grow back

Ivan: Should we be nice and give them ours?  No, let’s just butcher them!!!
Jay: Thank you Kyle Gaul.

Pahla:  She didn’t tell us to take care of the spice lords.
Ivan, et al.:  Yes she did.
Jay:  Jeff says…. Yes

T.O.M: It’s already 10:00?  Where did all the time go?  giggle, giggle, giggle …10 minutes of giggling from all the players!!

Jay:  Make a Spot and Secret Hidey thing check.

T.O.M:  I can taste the barbeque!
Pahla: There was not barbeque.

Ivan:  Pahla, you can lean on me.
Jay:  Hey, one person per cushion, please!

Ivan:  Jeff wanted me captured!

Jay:  T.O.M, is it an ice cream cone?
TOM:  No, it’s a dagger!

Jay:  Paper doesn’t grow on trees, you know?