[The lights come up and reveal a stage set that is black and red. There are scratchy crosses holding up the Shauntron. Oil barrels line the walkway with fire burning in them. Music blares over the PA and FWW Memorial Day Massacre is on the air.]
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to what may likely be the best Pay Per View in FWW history, MEMORIAL DAY MASSACRE!!! I'm Jim Ross joined as always by Jerry "The King" Lawler, and what a show we have set up tonight!
King: That's right JR, Hell in A Cell, Hardcore 4-way dance, and I've even heard there are some new faces around.
JR: Folks, as with every FWW Pay-Per-View, you can never know what to expect when you turn on your set tonight.
The Dream vs. Nick Master
King: And what a way to start off!!!
Lilian Garcia - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 275 pounds, from Los Angeles California, The Dream!!!
[U2's "Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" hits and out walks "The Dream" with "Flavor of the Month" Angelf Williams by his side. ]
King: Holy Cow, JR!!! She looks as good as he wrestles, if not better!!!!
Lilian Garcia - and his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds, from Brooklyn, New York, Nick Master!!!
JR: Nick Master making his way to the ring. He may have his hands full tonight as The Dream has been waiting weeks for this match.
[Superstar by Saliva plays over the PA as Nick Master makes his way to the ring The Dream checks his boots. Nick Master checks his boots. (ding, ding, ding) The Dream executes a jawbreaker on Nick Master. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - See how smart he is? He starts the match off so he can get the momentum!
[The Dream jabs Nick Master. The Dream slaps Nick Master in the face. The Dream gouges Nick Master's eyes out. ]
Jim Ross - The Dream looking to rile up Nick Master.
[The Dream grabs Nick Master by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. The Dream grabs Nick Master's leg and takes him down. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - All around assault, JR!
[Now Nick Master standing. The Dream off the ropes with a high crossbody on Nick Master. Nick Master is back on his feet. The Dream gets hit with a powerslam by Nick Master. Nick Master gets up. The Dream climbs to his feet. Nick Master executes the sleeperhold on The Dream. Tim White is checking for a tap out. ... The Dream trys to escape. ... ... Nick Master tightens the hold. ... The Dream trys to escape. Nick Master breaks the hold. ]
Jim Ross - Nick Master looking to slow the match down. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to attack The Dream's valet yet, the way he's been lately.
[Nick Master kicks The Dream in the back of the leg. Nick Master with a dropkick. Nick Master goes for a pin. Tim White counts the pin. ...1 The Dream kicks out. ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Who does he think he is, JR? He can't treat the Dream like that!
[Nick Master uses a lariat on The Dream. Nick Master pump handle slams The Dream to the mat. ]
Jim Ross - Nick Master is doing quite well at this point in the match.
[The Dream is up again. A forearm choke by The Dream nearly gets him disqualified. Nick Master rakes his fingers across The Dream's back. Nick Master hiptosses The Dream. The Dream stands up. The Dream piledrives Nick Master. The Dream kicks Nick Master on the mat. Nick Master gets up. The Dream hits Nick Master with the Sweet Dreams. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Did you see that, JR? Sweet Dreams for Nick Master!
Lilian Garcia - The winner of this match, The Dream!!!
[The Dream stomps on the fallen Nick Master. The ref threatens the Dream. The Dream leaves the ring and walks backstage with Angel Williams.]
JR: A great match to start us off here
::BACKSTAGE::
[Michael Cole is standing backstage with Y2J Chris Jericho.]
Cole: Chris Jericho, tonight you take on Eddie Brock. What are you're thoughts on this?
Jericho: Mitchell, have you not learned that I am a Living Legend? I'm not afraid of Edie Crock. Hell no, I'm not. I've beaten him so many times now, I have to have accountants keep track of my victories. And now that I have "Rock and Roll Jaya" on my side (Jericho pulls out the monkey) my chances of losing just decrease that much more!
Cole: So you're saying that the monkey has some magical powers?
Jericho: Cole, how bright are you? Thinking that monkey's have magical powers. Get a grip Cole. It's just a monkey, sheesh.
[Jericho walks off as Cole stands there looking confused.]
