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can only mean one thing and that is...that you have read
the D.W.O rules and regulations. And well, according to the
number one rule, you cannot TOS me. So if
you do not wish to read on then please delete
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please continue on and read. I hope you enjoy.
«.·´¯`)|(` .The Unclassy Disclaimer.´)|(´¯`·.-»
Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
«.·´¯`)|(` .Height: 5'5".´)|(´¯`·.-»
«.·´¯`)|(` .Weight: 125lbs.´)|(´¯`·.-»
«.·´¯`)|(` .Hometown: Mayaguez, Puerto Rico.´)|(´¯`·.-»
«.·´¯`)|(` .Finisher: School Girl Roll Up.´)|(´¯`·.-»
«.·´¯`)|(` .Trademark: Tornado DDT.´)|(´¯`·.-»
«.·´¯`)|(` .Manager: Jamie 'The King Of Trash' Knoble.´)|(´¯`·.-»
«.·´¯`)|(` .DwO Record: 00 // 00 // 00.´)|(´¯`·.-»
«.·´¯`)|(` .Next Opponent: Ivory and Shaniqua.´)|(´¯`·.-»
«.·´¯`)|(` .DwO Achievements: None Yet.´)|(´¯`·.-»
Put your ear to the speaker
And choose love or sympathy
But never both
«.·´¯`)|(` .Put These Words Down Into Your Notebook.´)|(´¯`·.-»
The scene opens up to hotel somewhere in Texas. Nidia's sitting on the black velvet sofa wearing one of Jamie's t-shirts. The black t-shirt flows down to her knees, she runs her fingers threw her curly dark blonde hair and then putts it up in a ponytail. She sits on the far side of the sofa with her back leaning up against the arm and her legs brought up her chest then crossed at the ankles. She lets out a yawn as she's just slowly starting to wake up. Nidia picks up the remote and flips threw the channels hoping to find something good on. She finds nothing interesting so she just leaves the tv on Lifetime Network. The hotel door opens and Jamie walks into the room with a handful of mail. He then closes the door behind him as he sits down next to Nidia. Nidia then putts the remote down on the coffee table in front of the sofa and places her legs on Jamie's lap.
«.·´¯`)|(` .Nidia 'The Unclassy Diva' Guenard.´)|(´¯`·.-»
"So whatcha got there Jamie? Anything specifically for me?"
«.·´¯`)|(` .Jamie 'The King Of Trash' Knoble.´)|(´¯`·.-»
He rummages threw the mail for a few seconds and picks up an envelope and sets it on top of the pile.
"Well, actually babe you did get one piece of mail. It's from Ed McMahon saying that you just won a million dollars. You gotta hurry up and open it. This could be out big ticket out of this hell hole. Hurry open it."
«.·´¯`)|(` .Nidia 'The Unclassy Diva' Guenard.´)|(´¯`·.-»
Nidia grabs the envelope out of Jamie's hands and rips it open. She scans over it quickly ith a huge smile developing on her face.
"Oh my god hunny. You were right...It's nothing but junk mail. Now come on is there anything in that pile for me? Maybe something from the Dwo?"
«.·´¯`)|(` .Jamie 'The King Of Trash' Knoble.´)|(´¯`·.-»
"Hmm I'm not sure just let me check the pile one more time. I think Ed McMahon was the only person that cared about you today, besides me that is. Uppph wait here you go."
Jamie then hands the whole pile of mail to Nidia as he smiles at her.
«.·´¯`)|(` .Nidia 'The Unclassy Diva' Guenard.´)|(´¯`·.-»
"Thanks babe. Here's the mail I was looking for you liar."
Nidia lets out a laugh as she rips open the Dwo envelope. She then unfolds the letter and starts to read it.
"Nidia, on behalf of the Dwo we would like to congratulate you on making a wise choice and choosing us to take you to the top in your career. We hope that you will join us for our first opening card on the 21st. Yada yadda yadda. Enclosed are two tickets to New York City along with other accommodations."
Nidia then hops out of seat and starts jumping around and shouting.
"Jamie pack your shit because we leave for the big apple soon."
«.·´¯`)|(` .Jamie 'The King Of Trash' Knoble.´)|(´¯`·.-»
"Babe why wait until the 21st to fly out? Why not go now? We can leave alittle bit earlier settle in, check out the sites. You know actually explore the big apple. What do you say? I'm sure we can always cll the airlines and inform them about the situation."
«.·´¯`)|(` .Nidia 'The Unclassy Diva' Guenard.´)|(´¯`·.-»
"Aww babe, I always knew that you were really smart. How about I hop in the shower an then we can call the airlines and the hotel."
Nidia give Jamie a quick kiss on the lips and she dashes of towards the bathroom.
«.·´¯`)|(` .Put These Words Down Into Your Notebook.´)|(´¯`·.-»
It's now around 10 am and Nidia emerages from the bedroom decked out in a pair of sandblasted low rise gap jeans and a pink shirt which comes off her sholder. Her long dark blonde hair is pulled back into a loose ponytail. Nidia then yells at Jamie teeling him to get in the shower while she makes a few phone calls.
«.·´¯`)|(` .Jamie 'The King Of Trash' Knoble.´)|(´¯`·.-»
"Babe relax. I have already took care of everything."
Jamie lets out a huge smile as he opens his arms up expecting a huge hug.
«.·´¯`)|(` .Nidia 'The Unclassy Diva' Guenard.´)|(´¯`·.-»
"Ahh thank you hunny. So when do we leave? Where are we staying?"
«.·´¯`)|(` .Jamie 'The King Of Trash' Knoble.´)|(´¯`·.-»
Jamie putts his arms back down at his side and starts to explain.
"We leave tonight at 6pm and should make it in New York City by 8pm. We are also staying at The Hilton which is located by Times Square. We are alo getting a driver to drive us from the airport to the hotel which is ruffle about 20 to 30 minutes away. Any other questions?"
«.·´¯`)|(` .Nidia 'The Unclassy Diva' Guenard.´)|(´¯`·.-»
Nidia hops into Jamie's arms and gives him a huge kiss. She then gets down.
"Now can you hury up and get pack and of course get in the shower.?"
«.·´¯`)|(` .Put These Words Down Into Your Notebook.´)|(´¯`·.-»
Jamie heads off towards the bathrom as Nidia heads to the bedroom. She grabs her suitcase and starts packing her things. She trys to fold and organize everything so she will be able to find it again. Once the first suitcase is full she heads on to the next one. Jamie by this time comes out of th bathroom wearing a pair of blue jean and a black WWE tshirt. He tosses his towl onto the floor and grabs his suitcase and also starts to pack up. About 45 minutes later the two of them are packed. Nidia slips on her pink flip flops as Jamie putts on his black and white Adidas sneakers. They both double check the room making sure nothing i left behind. Jamie grabs the tickets and half of Nidia' luggage. Nidia grabs the rooms keys and cloes the door behind them. Aftr returning their keys they head off towards the airport thanks to a local cab company. They arrive at the airport and check in their luggage. Nidia grabs her carry on and heads towards securirty. They both get past security with out any trouble. The two then sit down and wait for there plane to board.
«.·´¯`)|(` .Jamie 'The King Of Trash' Knoble.´)|(´¯`·.-»
"So are you excited about your debut? I mean you seem so calm and relaxed. Are you even wrestling?"
«.·´¯`)|(` .Nidia 'The Unclassy Diva' Guenard.´)|(´¯`·.-»
"Yeah, I'm just so well prepared for this event that it just doesn't bother me. I mean it is my first match but frankly the people I'm against are nothing but a bunch of has beens. It's me against Ivory and Shaniqua. Nothing to glamerous there. The only exciting thing is that I'll be able to find out if I can eally kick both there asses. I mean sure when we were in Tough Enough all I wanted to do was tell Ivory to shut the hell up. I mean her little scratchy voice was so annoying. She reminds me of one of thoes little dogs that trys to get your attention by biting your ankles. Ahh now I guess she's all pure and innocent. I think deep down that she's a lesbian just trying to get people to join her so called 'team'. In a way I feel sad for Ivory, I don't think she has any friends and well whatever few friends she has, she probably scared them away by telling them how good it is to be pure like herself and accept god into her life. I don't know, something like that I guess. See that's the difference between Ivory and me, is that I love to flaunt what I got and Ivory, well Ivory likes to hide all the features she didn't get. In that ring on the 22nd Ivory is going to find out just how good of a teacher she really was to me.
I know this hurts, it was meant to
Your secret's out and the best part is it isn't even a good one.
