The reporter said, "Today in South City there has been a distrubtion, where a killing machine who calls himself The Terminater attacked the peace loving people of this town. He began by walking into a TV station and demanded that all of the porn be taken off TV or he would begin to kill many people. Of course the people at the TV station refused and The Terminater killed everyone in there and lit the building on fire."
Krillin was not about to let some f*cked up machine take away his only sorce of enjoyment, so he ran out the door and flew away toward South city. Krillin began to search the streets for this bastard of a machine. It was night, and there were no signs of the machine since his first attack and Krillin was about to give up. Krillin turned around and began to fly home thinking that the machine had given up when he heard screams coming from a near by TV station. Krillin flew as fast as he could in the direction of the screams. He got there just as the big machine was walking out of the burning building. Krillin flew down and landed in front of the big machine.
The machine was two and a half times taller then Krillin and he had and cold expresionless face. The machine was wearing tight blue jeans and white T shirt and a black leather jacket. He was wearing black sun glasses, and Krillin could see himself in the lenses of the sun glasses. Across the machines chest were two belts that formed an X and the belts held alot of ammunition for what looked like a few different types of guns. Around his waste was was a long double barrled shot gun, two uzis, and a few long pipe looking things that appeared to be bombs.
Krillin yelled in challenge to the robot, "come on u big peice of shit! lets see what ur made of!" Krillin powered up. But the robot remained motionless and stood there looking quite perplexed. Krillin continued, "come on you f*cker! Do something!" The Robot remained motionless. Krillin had had enough. He shouted, "Thats it im gonna kill u and use ur parts to beat the rest of ur parts into nothing."
Krillin was about ot attack when The big robot said, "so much talk for such a small man"
Krillin was pissed off by that remark and he yelled, "u dumb f*ck when im done with u ull realize that theres nothing small about my power!!!"
The Terminater then replied, "maybe not about ur power but ur small in some other important places....!"
This last statement was too much for Krillin and he yells, "THATS IT!!!" Krillin charges at The Terminater and lands a punch right in his gut.
The Terminater smiles and says, "WAS THAT UR POWER!!!" Then he punches Krillin and he crashes through a buildings wall and the rest of the building crashes all around him. The Terminater laughs and says, "What a fool!" The Terminater turns and walks.
All the peices of rubble fly from around Krillin when he powers up. He sends a huge energy blast at The Terminater but it just hits off his head and deflects off into the night sky. The Terminater turns around and says, "SOME MORE OF UR AMAZING POWER?!?!¿? HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!" Then before Krillin realizes it, the Terminater is behind him with the shot gun to his head. The Terminater pulls the trigger, but Krillin disapears and shows up behind him and hits him over the head and the Terminater falls to the ground. Krillin then flys into the air and fires another blast into the hole that the body of the Terminater created. As the smoke clears Krillin is suprised to see that the body of the Terminater isnt in the hole.
Krillin turns to see the the huge body of the Terminater right behind him. Krillin flies a good distance away and shouts, "I didnt know u could fly!!"
The Terminater replies by saying, "and I didnt realize that u could actrually hit me."
At that they both flew toward each other and were caught in a grapple. They began to increase power. The Terminater began sending shocks through Krillins body but Krillin retaliated by sending his energy into the Terminater. Krillin acts first and pulls the Terminater down and kicks him in the gut, and the Terminater goes flying and Krillin begins to chase him but the terminater stops in the air and hits Krillin into the air. Then he flies above him and hits Krillin back into the Earth. Krillin makes a huge crater in the Earth. The Terminater then pulled one of the pipe bombs from his belt and throws it into the hole. But this bomb isnt an ordinary bomb its a bomb from the future considering that the Terminater is also from the future. A huge explosion, exploded in the hole. The explosion blew up two buildings around the hole. Krillin crawls out and yells as loud as he can, "I wont let u win I need my porn and so does the rest of the world!!!" Krillin powered up once again and the big machine landed in front of him.
The Terminater comments, "Your more powerful than I thought your the only one ever to survive one of my bombs. But unfortunately for u i am indistructable and I will kill you and all of the people that promote porn."
Krillin replies, "Whats wrong with u, almost every man in the world loves his porn. Y are u trying to get rid of it."
The Terminater replied, "In my time porn has taken over the world, you cant walk down the street without being offered free porn. It discusts me and all the rest of my anti porn buddies. .......... AND BESIDES Y DONT U GET A REAL WOMAN!!!!"
Krillin yelled, "I've had enough!!!" Krillin then yelled, "DISTRUCTO DISC!!!!" Two bright yellow discs appeared in Krillin's hand and he sent them flying left and right and curled them back toward the machine in a large arc. Krillin created two more distructo discs and sent them right at the machine. The second two went strait for the Terminaters head but he bobbed his head left and right and avoided them. The other two were coming in from the other side. The Terminater bobbed his head to the right and one of the discs flew by his head. He bobbed his head to the other side and waited for it to fly by his head. But in another second he saw the disc below him just as it sliced through his right leg. A shower of sparks flew from where the leg had just been and the leg flew about 20 yards toward Krillin. The Machine did not say anything. Krillin flew to the leg and picked it up. Krillin said, "I told u that I was going to beat u with ur own parts!!! Prepare to DIE!!"
The Machine replied in a calm metalic voice, "I do no need the leg and you are two weak to beat me."
Krillin flew at the machine with the leg raised. The machine braced himself, and just as Krillin appears before him, he disapears. Krillin flew behind the machine and struck him in the back with the leg. The Terminater hit the ground hard. Then Krillin swung again with the leg and hit the machine in the side and he flew into a near by building. The building collapsed all around the Terminater. Krillin powered up for a KAME HAME HA. Krillin yelled, "KAAAMEEEE HAAAMMEEEE HAAAAAAAAA!!!" and a huge blast went right at the building. The peices of building flew every where and a great cloud of dust was sent into the air. Krillin thought that he had finally won. He waited for the dust to settle. And standing in the center was the machine. The Terminater was battered and bruised but was still standing and was smiling.
The Terminater began to talk but his voice was not the same, it was fading in and out, he said, " I can b-at u u sh-rt ba-stard. I am the Termina---. So-n u will s-e i wil- w-n." Then his voice trailled off into the distance.
Krillin laughed and said, "U BASTARD U CANT EVEN TALK NOS AND IM GONNA END THIS!" Krillin powered up for a second Kame Hame Ha. He fired it and this time he was sure that it would finish the Terminater. But before he knew it the Terminater was behind him and he had another bomb drawn. The Terminater put it down Krillins shirt and grabbed krillin and kept the bomb against his back.
The Terminater yelled, "HAHAH--A-AH-. If im going to die so a-e U!!!" Krillin tried to struggle away from him but he could not and the bomb exploded. Krillin went flying in one direction and The Machine in the other. They both did not return to there feet. Krillin had sacrificed himself for the name of porn and he will be held as a hero in every man that watches porn's eyes.
But what the Terminater couldn't possibly imagine, was that there is porn in heaven and that Krillin would spend days on end watching porn on Snake way. Krillin was watchin his favorite show "LESBIAN LOVER PART 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 69, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 97 69, 98, 99, 100, 101, 69......
