S
E W E R D O G:
Palmin'-
Where, why and how
"I'm not unemployed,
I've just found 1,000 jobs that I don't want." - Sewer Dog
Dem
meathead warriors got der trainin' dummies, healers got ever' lil scratch
and scrape that wanders by the Toga an' dem silly locksmiths got locks
to study up on, So, what you got? You got palmin', kiddie. An' palmin'
is gonna make ye a slick lil thief if there e'er was one. If ye wanna be
a good thief and keep to a minimal the amount o' time ye spend with the
ole bronze bucket as yer only companion, then ye better get to palmin'
afore ye get to skinnin'. I's jus' a' simple as dat. Get somewhere private,
where dey ain't alotta traffic an' ye kin be sure ain't no busy-body gonna
wander up on ye, an' take that lil piece of somethin' I told you to get
inhand.
Now set yerself up three very important macros:
get
<palm thingie> from my pouch
palm
<palm thingie>
put
<palm thingie> in my pouch
Now, what you choose fer a "palm thingie" ain't important, so long as it's
somethin' ye kin palm, of course. A common sen coin is the most popular
choice. But of course if ye get caught carryin' around a single sen coin
in yer hand you might as well to write "I'm a thief, pound on me some"
cross yer forehead. Try to find something palmable that ain't all that
common or something that no one will think strange fer you to be carryin'
around, just in case somebody walks up on you while yer palmin'. A lockpick
is a good example.
Now, what, ye might ask, is the point in put that thingie in an' outta
yer pouch? Well, jus' try it without doin' that fer awhile. Ever' time
yer palmin' fails and ye try again yer success jumps up about 20 er so
points don't it? Puttin' that thing in and outta yer pouch let's ye start
afresh ever' time. Now, get to werk and don't stop 'til ye got a butt-load
of SP's in yer Pickpocket skill.
"The secret
of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you'll die rich."
- Sewer Dog
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