Forget about the damn animal cruelty and let us move on to CK-related material. Nothin' real new here except that Mix will not be really having any input on the site, well only for like two weeks. He is going off to the Carribeans. Go have a good time fat ass Mix. Next time you drop by, you might see all these journal entries missing, but in fact they will not be history, just merely archived they will be. Oh and after me and Gotenks checking out some web sites, we thought it would be cool to have character shrines. We will let you know on who we will make shrines after. As for 4th of July, I got drunk and made a complete ass of myself. I will say one thing I did, I walked across my living room naked and there were people in attendance. I am not bullshitting either, and to top it off my family-in-law was there. You are probably wondering what the hell did you drink?? Heh, cheap beer will fuck you up.

The RP games begin in November to remind everyone and I we have just recieved a few emails, whoever is really serious about partaking in the grand games; we will list them in the Battle Podium. I guess thats about it, it is getting real late and I hear my girlfriend calling me to go to bed. Guys and gals, till next time!

The Fourth of July special-7/04/01-6:14pm CT Crono-Johnny Hey yo! This was the day that we celebrate the Declaration of Independence, the day we as Americans became free. Now I know that not all of our viewers our from the land of the brave, but I still have to give my props to this day since I am an American and to all those who fought for us in the past, thanks. Its funny that even though we live in this "Digital" day and age, that there are many countries out there that have yet to adopt a modern philosophy of life. Another thing is that not all countries live independently either. Now I know that there is a fine line between going overboard since the World Wide Web is a very dangerous place. One wrong move and you can be tracked down and hunted by hounds and the next thing you know you got killers at your damn door. So I will just stay away from saying who is still living in a world of communism and who is not. So how about getting to pop fireworks wherever you want to, looks like that is not possible anymore. At least for me there is a field behind my house so I can light all the Chinese Dragons I please. Ok so thats it for the talk of barbeques, beer and all that other yankee doodle crap.

On site realated news, we got some stupid email from someone who said our site was irrelevant to anime and games. Now excuse me but I think our web siet has lots of stuff pertaining to games, we dedicated a whole room to nothing but video games and called it Da Gameroom. Now unless this bastard was too lazy to browse our simple interface, how much easier can it get darn it. Oh and Gotenks, I am not all that lucky to have my Camaro. It cost me an arm and a leg each month. We're talking payments of $389, and insurance runs me close to $400, not cool man. All my money pratically goes on the vehicle, so therefore I am not lucky, its not like our web site is so popular we get paid for it. Now back to what is new here, if you have yet to see our Komics section for whatever reason, we have lots of new stuff there. Astral Journey, is just about done and you can see it almost in its entirety. So in closing this rant, even if you are not American, still celebrate and party, just be glad that you are alive and are able to drink it up. Cheers to all of the people of the world. :)<-----------Thanks for stopping by and giving us your time.

400 Hits-7/01/01-6:40pm CT KrIsPy-Kevin I just want to quickly mention that I am glad we made it as far as to have 400 visitors. Hopefully we can celebrate having a 1000 visitors. Well on to Chicken Klan news, we have a brand new spanking mascot. For those who have not been with us since day one, our original mascot was a chicken, named Cocky. What happens always happens for reasons that are suppose to be and well maybe the chicken had to go in order for us to reach web site dominance. He looked like a dead cock anyways with no puff left in his breath. Cool Guy who has been on our door mat for so long is now in the prestigous position. He is cool, he ask for a low pay compared to that fucken chicken, what a real cockslapper.

Continuing on with Chicken Klan realated news is that we will midly update the CS Xtreme room, this is due to three factors. 1. Gotenks cannot play his copy of Half Life Counter-Strike at the moment because he needed to sell his to pay bills, but he says he will get his copy back. 2. Crono meanwhile had to completely re-install Windows Millenium since he was having major probs, and the guy cannot get into the download area of Counter-Strike.net strangly. 3. Lastly even if we did not have these complications, we are kind running low on sources for the CS Xtreme room. Because of that we will turn to our viewers, we are asking for any possible ideas for the room, if not we will put it up for sale.......uh, yeah right. Also you may have notice two new things about our title page, a new theme song, Korn's Freak on a Leash was starting to get a messed up, it had skipping problems; thats according to Mix. We also have a new award, its a picture of three of us here which are: Mix, the fat one, Crono, the one with spiky hair, and the cap wearing OG, myself. The picture was drawn by Cruel Angel who also does artwork for other web sites, a big fucken thank you dude. Final Fantasy Chronicles just came out and that means two of the best rgs ever, hell yeah. I have now run out of things to rant about but stay tuned or at least make an attempt to visit our site more than once, we do update often.

New things here! -6/26/01- 7:10pm CT Gotenks-Michael Alot has happened since our last rant. No longer does Crono have his Pontiac Grand Prix, instead he has a 98 Camaro Z28 and what a set of damn wheels they are, I am not jealous he is one of my best friends why should I be envious(I hate that lucky bastard). As a matter of fact I have heard since sales have been lagging for Chevrolet that they will discontinue production of one of America's icon sports car. Ford is just killing them with sales of the Mustang. Well off to what is new here, CS Xtreme is now complete. Do you like Half Life Counter-Strike and play it on a regular basis? If you answered yes to at least one of those questions than check out the new room, its great. We also have Borgan's weapon shop up for those who are looking forward to the RP tournament which now is slated for a fall premiere date.

If you have seen our reviews of late, you may have noticed that some are missing pictures, this is due to the fact that we are sort of running low on disk space ::Shudders::. We have to be conservative, but only on some like if it is a not so popular game we reviewed. Well I got a new job, get this at Harcourt, the makers of all the books in school we read or at least some of us do. I bascially check the test...like the SAT, so if you are still in grade school and take a major test, guess who will be checking it? Hahaha...guess that means you better kiss ass huh. I am happy that July is right around the corner and that means two games to get for sure if you are me; Grant Turismo 3 A Spec and Final Fantasy Chronicles, yeah! I am proud to say as well that Twisted Metal Black is awesome, once again Single Trac is in charge, well kind of. Just go to Da Gameroom and see for yourself. I also drew this picture on regular paper and with a regular pencil,scanned it, and then did some Photoshop magic on it here. It is a little drawing I did of Kenshin from Samurai X, a good cartoon by the way. I think I did a pretty good job. We are always expanding and updating this joint and we also appreciate our small but commited vistitors like Big Sexy Nash. Well I need to go tape the Simpsons, I guess part we must. Goodbye strangers........I tried to leave with a dramatic exit, but I guess it didn't work.

Rude people and beef-6/14/01-7:35pm CT Mix-Mixmaster Its about bloody time I update this shit, and I'll start with the usual bitch. People why are they the way they are? Just when you think you can have some trust in someone then they do some dumb shit that just makes all trust before, non-exsistent today. My gaming friends, whom I have known for what seems like eons now, came over. We all got together talking about what we are doing now and how most of us have no plans to actually succeed in the not-so-distant future, and chatting while playing some Timesplitters for PS2. In the middle of one of the many matches we had, my friend, my best damn friend too, Nick ask if he can take my girl, Amanda out. I said what are you crazy man, and he said that he was just going to the damn store to pick some cigarettes and beer up. So I gave him the greenlight, only to find out later that Amanda was kissing him in the back of his Ford Explorer. You should've seen the reaction on my face at that time, I was ready to explode. After two hours of breaking my house, everything too.....I came to my senses and realized that I had no reason to be so ticked off. Amanda cheated on me three times before and I took her back after she came a crying back to me. So I had a good talk with Kevin, yes Krispy and he said dump the whore. So I did and well we are no more. Amanda you will never see this site nor talk to me, but bitch you are really going to regret later on in your life that you used someone who had so much heart for you. Hell I even thought about marriage you skank, yep me, Pimp Bizket settling down, but not anymore.

Well since I am at peace of mind, sort of. My ex-friend Nick who was guilty too, I have no means of communication with either, you are a real beaner. See people can be so fucked up, only thinking about themselves....hahah love my ass, we are a cold species in a survive on your own world. Gotenks(Mike) complains that his job is full of commanding dicks, his supervisors who take advantage of their power and act like little Hitlers. Crono(Johhny) is having some rough times with the people at his new college, they all show off, in their new cars and their fucking cell phones. People...I dunno about 'em anymore. Well no updates right now, well there is, but shit that is Cronos' or Gotenks's obligation. Now I want some T-bone steak after all that I let out. Oh and sign in.

Summer time-6/3/01-6:20pm CT Gotenks-Michael Summer time.....yay hot weather and kids making noise all over town. I decided to go for a swim at a local pool...heh, after seeing the water in a sort of yellow color, I said fuck swimming. Here in Texas....no I am not a God damn kicker, we have hot tempatures that reach 100 degrees. It just is plain annoying to buy a delicious cookies and cream ice cream and to see it melt to the ground. If there is anything good about all this is the girls....ohhh yeah! All decked out in bikinis and shit....hehe yeah its all good, but the damn fun stops when all these girls say sorry I aleady have a boyfriend or worse yet are married, I am like damn its bad enough that most chicks by sixteen lose their virginity.

I would like to thank Alden Laredo for making us a spiffy banner, he did it for us free proving that not everyone on the internet is rude....ahem AOL, oh and its animated but we are having some problems with it. I am also proud that our very own KrIsPy who is a damn good terrorist in Half Life Counter Strike was awarded the CS Nation pic of the day here it is. It was taken from CS 1.2 and its a antigravity C4. Speaking of Counter Strike we have a secret agent out there who is working for us and has a record of GASP!, 0-134, yeah you go boy! His code name is Agent Maxis. We also make it a habit to pick only the terrorist, thats if there is room left open. We are not the best damn players out there, but we sure hell do have fun and thats what it is all about. Time is out for me on this rant, I guess hasta la vista. Actually one last thing please post some shit in our message board....anything. Its alright if you don't attend our chat room...we are working on some cool interaction there....tho Mix has made it his home, please put something or at least sign in the Klans' guestbook. Well....good bye.

Happy birthday Crono-5/28/01-8:33pm CT Crono-Johnny Its my birthday and who cares....well I know you don't. I expected something big for my 19th birthday, like maybe a brand new Jaguar, my Grand AM is getting old looking fast, especially with everyone and their grandmothers driving it. I didn't even get a brand new pair of socks, I ended up with nothing. Thats alright cause I'll treat myself to one of them neat looking Gameboy Advances come June 11th. My girlfriend Amanda who I started going out with last week took me out to Red Lobster and yes she paid, not that it mattered, but hell my family as in my mother, father, and brothers and sisters should've been the ones giving me presents for my birthday. Why is it that we celebrate birthdays, as if we don't celebrate enough, shit the president gets laid and its a God damn holiday. Maybe I am just bitter because no one give a shit about me turning 19 and my teenage life slowly but surely flying out the window, Gotenks I know you are going through this too. Oh and Gotenks celebrated his birthday one day before, so happy birthday to him too. I just want my damn mom to give me attention, ok so I sound like a kid, a whiny bed-wetting, sucking his thumb kid, but hell my mother has neglected giving me love for long enough now. She needs to appreciate that I am here living at home, I could be taking off anytime; or maybe not.

Well moving on beyond my shitty B-day, Dragon Quest 7 looks nice, not as in graphically nice but as in nostagically nice. I remember the old Dragon Warrior days(Dragon Warrior is the american name for Dragon Quest), sure they didn't have stories full of melodrama and characters with "character" but hell the games were hard as a rock and represented all that is the role playing game. So for all you young 'uns that didn't start playing games till this new era, no Final Fantasy was not the first rpg, and as a matter of fact in Japan Dragon Quest has always out sold Final fantasy 3:1, including DQ 7 beating FF 9 in sells. Enix has only cranked out two...two rpgs over the PSX era of rpgs, Star Ocean the second story, a masterpiece by all counts and Valkrie Profile another solid game. I looked all over the internet to find news and a possible release date and to no avail did I find anything. I can still wish right, but FF X will more and likely come out before and who will still want to take a look at a generic looking 2D/3D game. ::Crono looks in the room and sees all eyes pointing to him:: Well before I go I just want to point out that Daily Radar is gone, yep they no longer exsist, well there is always Gamepro to find out the latest gaming news::SHUDDERS:: hehehe, well chow you all, I am going to listen to Radiohead's Amensiac.

Too Busy for updates :(-5/20/01-2:13pm CT KrIsPy-Kevin Too much studying for final exams, watching kids and sleeping to be posting updates. God damn aren't we very enthusiastic about this site, just kidding. I need to fix up some minor probs that people have been complaining about such as the web polls not working right or something, don't worry sit your ass back down Gotenks they will be repaired.

I have just came across two imperfections about the PS2 that might have some of you peeps who want it really bad to reconsider. First the DVD situation, the PS2 looked extra tasty on day one for many because of its compatibility with DVDs. Hmmm, I have witnessed on not one but three PS2s that not all DVDs may be played, a few DVDs that had this message displayed: UNABLE TO READ DISC, were Mystery Men, Escaflowne disc 5 and 6, and Almost Famous(a damn good movie too). Shit I know that the darn system is for playing games, but uh... it was to be the center of our entertainment centers and do everything for us, including make toast. The other flaw I have seen of late is the music CD situation. These CDs did not work, Iron Maiden's first three CDs, Eminem Marshall Manthers, Linkin Park's Hybrid Theory, all of Stevie Ray Vaughn, and Memorex CDRs. I am not going to bitch everyone to death but lets see if Sony realizes these issues or ignores because they made their nice share of profit. We have two new anime reviews Gasraki and its not a new cartoon but we decided to wait until we saw at least the first seven DVD sessions to fully make our final judgement: Neon Genesis Evangelion. Well like always enjoy your stay and we love you!

WTF!-5/11/01-8:29pm CT Mix-Mixmaster WTF! Hehehe...alright so whats up. I was just checking out on CNN that there was the possibility that there could a broadcasting of Timothy Mcveigh's death. I said shiet dogg that would be cooler than fuck, a live broadcast, of course only for us browsing-through-the-web-cuz-we-ain't-got-nothin-else-better-to-do-crowd, sorry I had to do that. But at the moment it seems like some dope stuff like that is gonna have to wait. They say it shouldn't happen because its sick and it might trigger some sorta cult following and dangerous shit might occur. Well that might hold true, I mean they might make some crazy ass game show, but it wouldn't be rigged like Survivor.

Speaking of that fuckin' show, damn it sucked more cock this year than last seasons. Next journey Africa.....ooooh. Well I got my eggs calling me from the kitchen, I can smell them burning. Buh bye^_^.
Online relationships and why they suck-5/09/01-2:51pm CT Crono-Johnny Why is it that finding the right person can be such fucked process, I sometimes think if its really worth all the hassle. After all you find that significant other, the sparks fly high in the sky and then comes marriage. The first couple of years are sweet and peachy, then its a fuck you bitch why did you sleep with that slut at work and then the husband says well why the hell did you sleep with the cable guy. Well how does this relate to games? It doesn't, but I'll tell it as it is anyways.

It started as a sweet internet relationship. I met this girl while hanging out in the AOL chat rooms, just there not playing Starcraft or Black and White. I am going to keep this person's name unanimous because its the safe thing to do. We hit it off real good, she liked games and so did I, we both talked to each other just about everyday and up to four times a day. She even sent me a photo in the mail of herself, and when I saw that picture I thought, hell yeah, I am the man. She looked like a mother-fucken model. So we continued to talk for seven months straight, mailing each other back and forth often. Finally one day after being so madly in love with each other, I was accidently talking to her husband on the phone, what the hell, she was married. I then after found out she was not a 23 year model like she said she was and I even got a photo and a real one too and AHHHH! That was her...the model, yeah looked more like a continent than a model. She still called me even after that and I completely ignored her. Soon what was a innocent relationship then morphed into harassment. She called me by phone as much as up to nine times a day and sent mail to me every other day, hell it got so bad that I had to get a new phone number, all new email accounts, IMs, everything, you name it, I was even contemplating about changing identities. Finally I was left alone, and so I said to hell with online relationships they suck, hell I have had many women problems, so thats it for me. So do you want to IM me? Sorry about that, I just had to release that, mom says its not good to hold anything in.

We are here! - 5/07/01 - 3:00pm CT Gotenks-Michael Its time to get freaky. Oh yea the Klan has finally been created, of course there are numerous modifactions that must be done. Still it took long enough to get this started and we are happy to be up and running. Why are we called the Chicken Klan? Well its somewhat a very short story, there are two reasons why. First we established this because of another group called the Chicken Klan. Check them out, we'll post their site soon. The second reason is the chicken is one of the dumbest and dirtiest animals alive, basically reflecting us. No really I have no god damn reasonable reason as to why we chose the chicken as our mascot. Maybe its cause we didn't want to be cool and choose a dragon or some killer app creature to symbolize ourselves. Oh and I must address this, we are not a cult of any sort, nor do we condone with any religious, racial or any other type of cult actions. Again we are just a group of guys who have fun giving our two cents on different subjects.

What is the arena? Its our first annual RP tournament, and we can't wait to show you guys what its about. The rules should be posted soon, Mix is working on them and Crono too. How will this all work out using IMs(Instant Messengers)? Anyone can just cheat right, it won't be very organized......hmm we are still trying to rub away the wrinkles on that, so it might take more thought out R&D. Well till next time, I really hope we can actually thrive or at least survive online. Peace:)