A real american(?) hero...
I checked my guestbook again for the first time in awhile, and was instantly amazed. For waiting at the gate was a being of unimagined power; a dark, menacing champion from beyond; an organism whose very blood is a concoction of hatred, nightmares, and most probably Mountain Dew.
This creature is known only as the Knight of Darkness.
Actually, it is called the ==[KNIGHTofDARKNE55==> (or something like that...), and its powers of intimidation rival its mastery of grammer (which may be at a 1st grade level at best.)
My last enemy, Flamehead, was a person of respectible intelligence, at least I think he was. I would never dream of classifying someone by their typing talent alone, but this Knight is simply amazing. I've never even seen l33t this bad. Who knows, he may be a genius; a mastermind of the written word, who has no need for grammatical organization to get his point across.
But alas, I have a feeling that we may not see this being again. For like the elusive unicorn, a Dark Knight is something that comes around once in a lifetime(unless you're on everquest) and he will likely move on, and conquer other guestbooks, and spread his capitalized words of wisdom with other unaffected visitors, proving to the world that spelling and punctuation have no place in these chaotic times. Ride on, Champion of Evil. Ride on.

I'm fine... I'm a superhero.
Still no work done on ANYTHING! Well, actually, I've been working on Dumastronauts the Movie, cause coincidently it is my final project...
But, yeah, I just thought I'd let ya know. To all NONE of you who look at my site... nothing has changed. Except there is a new message in my blog, and you are reading it. All none of you are reading it.
Anyway, I have one week to animate a half hour of CRAP, so that's probebly what I should be doing right now. Except that I'm sitting in class right now, so I should probebly be paying attention.
I'm sure I'll get back in gear once all these blasted projects finish themselves and turn themselves in. Cause that's the only way they're gonna get done! Until next time, don't get yourself killed. All none of you, don't die. Actually let me rephrase that. I hope all none of you die! Cause that means, like, nobody dies, right? Just don't die!

GOOOO! ACH, OOOOAAAAG! MIMIMIMIMIMIMEEEE! Eakch!
Yeah, I stopped workin again. It happens... I'll most likely start workin again some time next century, or maybe tomorrow. I'm just that unpredictable. Also, I've had no word from my comrades at TOLUC, and I suspect they are at least as lazy as I am.
Then again, I've pretty much stopped talking to other humans over the last few weeks. Thats what retail jobs do to you. I'm am tired of smiling, I no longer want to be nice to anyone, I never want to help anyone with anything ever again, for the rest of my natural existence and possibly beyond. And if any hillbilly ever complains to me about anything I do not have, I'm going to paint myself blue and run into the hills stirring up unrest and terrorizing the villagers, living the rest of my life as a Blue Bandit King. (In reality, I will probebly just crawl into the trash compactor and bribe my corruptable coworker into not seeing me when he seals my fate.) Its not the worst job I've ever had, really...
But I doubt anyone cares about that, and I doubt anyone even reads this blog anyway! Back to the games! Well, like I said, I probably won't be working for awhile, at least until finals are over. And if I ever overcome my lazyness, I'll upload my Neverwinter Crap and anything else I feel like uploading. And, I will continue uploading all my flash movies to my STUFF page, so you can track my progress, and possibly the deteriation of my mental functions. UNTIL NEXT TIME!

I have a lot to say... I guess...
Pirate Death War

Allright! Been workin on Pirate Death War some more today. I'm in the middle of a scene right now, but I plan to update it as soon as that scene is done. Of course, I plan to do a lot of things. Not makin any promises. But I am making progress! At this rate the game should be done by NEVER! I'll keep you informed, maybe.

Dumastronauts, the WHAT?!

Don't forget to take a look at the Dumastronauts movie preview, in the Dumastronauts section! Don't be alarmed, it was a school project, so it doesn't mean there actually WILL be a movie... but it is something different that wasn't on this site before...

Glimmer of Hope...

I have just recieved word from toluc.com that they may be able to help me out for awhile with my little bandwidth/space problem. It has become obvious to me that Angelfire is no longer a suitable host for my parasitic lifestyle (by parasitic I mean I want to leech space off someone else for FREE!) So at least for awhile, I may have a home. Hopefully, though, I'll be able to find another nice free place to settle down, until their service goes sour too...

Neverwinter Nights Mods

Yes, I've made a ton of them, no, they are not for download. Not yet, anyway. Though my mods are little more than diversions, I DO plan to have them up someday, when the space becomes available. My mods include a demented fashion store, a zoo, a Romance of the Three Kingdoms battle, a Gundam war with laser guns and Honest to God Gundams, a Power Rangers Themed Mod, and some other crap.

Knight Shift OVA - Early Retirement

Yaknow how an anime series will end, but be followed by an OVA that takes place after the series and may or may not make any sense in relation to the original storyline? That's what I did! Upon learning of RPG Maker 2003, I just HAD to download it to see what it could do! Then, I made this, yet another unfinished game to add to the mix! In this game, the warlord at the end of Knight Shift has returned, and Cyrus is in trouble! Its up to Volheim and Edea to rescue him, before he throws his life away for justice! There are not one, but TWO stereotypical perverted old men in the first ten minutes! I'll have it up as soon as I have some more room...

BEEDY GOKKUM LLOKPOK

What happens when the #1 game from (FICTIONAL COUNTRY) Figgerstein comes to America? Well, I dunno. Beedy Gokkum Llokpok wasn't even popular in it's home country! But, here it is, available in TWO Languages - English, and Gibberish. Feel the tension as Beedy battles for control of the magical kingdom Arkuagu, to beat back the Demon Army and become King! If you have epilepsy, do not play it, because this game contains many flashing lights! Also, don't bother trying to make sense out of this game, because you can't. I'll put it up when I have room, and motivation.

Wow, that was fun. I'm leaving now.

BLOG!
Why am I doing this? I dunno... I hardly ever update anything, I barely ever work, and now I have my very own blog to neglect. Whee.

Wow, that was exciting. Well, my purposes behind this madness are as follows:

1) To have an area to notify those interested of updates/upcoming updates/progress etc...

2) To kill as much time as possible in hopes of gaining enough exp to FINALLY LEVEL UP (It's been years, people...)

3) To have yet another place for people to see my name, so that one day, I can go into an online game or something, and have somebody go "Whoa, I totally saw your website, and I totally (LIKE/HATE) you!

So there you have it. Now I have a website, lycos community, and a blog to shove into the back of my mind for three more years until that strange feeling of nostalgia comes back and I long for the good old days. All three of them.