Saturday Night Moggle
(Or “Free Time + AIM = Trouble”)
By: Chibi-chan and Skyfox
*Scene: Somewhere
on the Falcon…*
Mog: *Tripping
out* Travolta's got NOTHING on me!
Kupo!
Edgar:
Terra...What exactly have you been feeding him?
Terra: Oh,
just some mushrooms this peculiar doctor gave me, why?
Celes: THATS
IT! I'M DOING THE SHOPPING FROM NOW ON!!
Locke: Pick
me up a Thief's Glove while you're out.
I, uh, need it for "Treasure Hunting"... ^^;
Mog: AH AH
AH AH STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE AH AH AH AAH STAYYYIIINNG
ALLLIIIIVVVVEEEEEE!!!
Setzer: The
horror...the horror
Gogo:
*Mimicking* AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE AH AH AH AAH STAYYYIIINNG
ALLLIIIIVVVVEEEEEE!!!
Gau:
ARGH! MR.THOU!! MR.THOU!!
What that HORRIBLE SCREECHING?
Cyan: ‘Tis
the ancient evil known as 'Disco'…
Relm:
DIE! *Sketches Mog, but it ends up
dancing too* ARGH!
Edgar: THIS
IS WORSE THAN KEFKA!!!
*Edgar uses
his Chainsaw upon the evil disco ball*
Shadow:
.............. Sic 'im, Interceptor.
*Points at Mog. Interceptor,
frightened by disco, hides in a nearby closet.
Shadow sweatdrops* .......................
*Edgar and
the rest start bouncing around as the room shakes*
Edgar: WHAT
THE…?!? *Turns and looks, we see Umaro
following his Boss and dancing along*
Edgar: It
gets worse...
Gogo: It
gets worse...
Sabin: Hey,
what's that catchy tune?
*Terra
summons a mallet and bashes Sabin over the head with it*
Terra: It
had to be done...
Mog:
EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!!
All except
Umaro and gogo: -_-;;;
Celes: ...
gimme the mallet, Terra.
Terra: Hey,
summon your own, sistah!
Kefka’s
ghost: I’VE COME BACK!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! TO TORMENT YOU WITH MY NEW LIGHT OF JUDGMENT... *Pauses, spots Mog, Gogo and Umaro, and
shudders* Oh no... this is much worse torture... I guess my vengeance is
served! *Fades away*
Relm: Aw,
bugger it! *Sketches mallet, grabs hold
of it and bashes Gogo and Umaro with it, then turns her attention directly to
Mog* You're next, disco boy!
*Mog summons
a spell at transforms Relm into a disco girl clothes and all*
Disco Relm:
Do the hustle! Da da dum da da da da
dum... *Starts dancing*
Strago:
NOOOOO!! MY GRANDDAUGHTER!!
Edgar: IT’S
CONTAGIOUS!!!
Celes:
Perhaps we should flee... ^^;;
Shadow: Umaro is blocking the only exit. Anyone here think they can move his
unconscious form?
Terra: Allow
me. *Walks up to Umaro and holds mallet
like a golf club* FORE!! *Tries to
mallet Umaro out of the way, but the mallet breaks* Bugger!
Cyan: We art
doomed...
Gau: Gau not
like disco...
Edgar: There
is only one hope… *Dramatic pause, then
he shouts…* WE MUST SEND HIM TO SATELLITE TO WATCH BAD FANFICTION!!
Terra: What
will that accomplish?
Edgar: He
will drive other people insane with his dancing.
Locke: Just
as luck would have it, I found this satellite on a recent treasure hunt...
Celes: How
do you find a SATELLITE on a treasure hunt?
Just where have you been going, hmmm?
Locke: Er...
*Horrible Xelloss impression* Sore wa, himitsu desu! ^^;;
Celes:
*Dangerous tone of voice* There wouldn't have happened to be any other ladies
on this “Treasure Hunt”, were there, dear?
Locke: N-no-
NO! Of course not! Why would you even think that?!
Celes:
Because I KNOW you...
Cyan: Give
it up lad... There ‘tis no correct way to answer that query…
Locke: OK,
OK! This weird girl with funny ears and
a tail convinced me to run an errand for her and I ended up in space! Tho' there was this insane inventor woman on
board who, er, "wanted a piece of me", I avoided her the whole time! Honest!
^^;;;
Celes: LOCKE
NO BAKA!!! *Slams summoned mallet over Locke’s head* Now about sending Mog to
the satellite…
Edgar: I
just so happen to have recently constructed a catapult to launch Mog to the
satellite.
Terra: How'd
you do that?
Edgar:
*Shrugs* Some guy was selling Instant Plot Devices™…
Locke: *Dazed*
erg... mama, I don't want to ride the chocobo, it's scary...
Strago: I
must discover a way to undo this HORRIBLE MIND CONTROL ON MY GRANDDAUGTHER!!
Shadow: I'll
help… *Mutters under his breath* After all she is my sister…
(Skyfox:
Please tell me you figured that one out.)
(Chibi:
Sister? I heard Relm was his
daughter... I never got any of his
dreams in the first place, so I don't know much about it...)
(Skyfox: It
was my understanding he is realms older brother... and that is why Interceptor
will obey Relm.)
Edgar: All
right, if the authors are done with their commentary?
(Both: Yes,
Your Highness…)
Edgar: Good.
Now, Mog, I want you to show us your best dance right on this floor… *Reveals a big X on the floor*
Shadow:
*Muttering* Oh the shame... my sister... the shame…
Locke:
*Still dazed* I vill do the german dance for you, it's fun and gay and tra la
la....
Mog: Kupo! I
shall dance... MACHO, MACHO MOOGLE!! I WANT TO BE A MACHO MOOGLE!! *Edgar edges towards a BIG switch*
Sabin: *Starting
to get up* Wow, cool music! ^_^ *Terra flattens him again. Edgar pulls the switch and Mog flies through
the air with greatest of ease. Relm
stops and shakes her head*
Relm: Wha…
what happened?
Strago: *To
Shadow* Should we tell her?
Shadow: *To
Strago* You do and I shall have to kill you.
Locke:
Celes? Honey? Darling? I'm
sorry... Look, I, umm... acquired this
big diamond from some girl with two meatballs for a hairstyle!
Celes:
"Acquired"? Locke... *sweatdrop*
Locke: Hey,
according to her, it's magical too… Say
something like... Umm… I don't know; whatever first comes to your mind...
Celes: How
'bout... Bibitty bobbity boo!
Locke: Er, I
think you have to say something “power make-up” to activate it.
Celes: OK
then... Runic power make-up! *Quick
transformation scene*
Locke: O_O
*Long pause* Am I glad I got this! You
look great in a sailor fuku! ^_^
Gau:
Uuuuhh... *Faints with a nosebleed*
Edgar: *See
an… “annoyed” Terra morph to Esper form* I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING!! TERRA, CHANGE BACK TO NORMAL!! DON'T HURT ME!!
Sailor
Runic: What the...?! I'm a general, not
some Magic Girl floozy!
Locke:
Homina, homina… *wolf whistle*
Cyan:
MADAM!! Please, thou art showing far
too much leg...
Relm:
Grandpa, can I have a dress like that?
Strago and
Shadow: NO!!
Gogo:
*Mimicking* Runic power make-up!
*Nothing
happens except that we see a slight skirt appear through his/her/its robes*
Setzer: I
should be surprised... I'm not, but I should be...
Locke: *Has
a extremely goofy grin on his face* ^_______^
Terra:
Edgar... Who do you think would look better in a sailor fuku? Me or Celes?
Edgar:
You! YOU!!
Gogo:
Edgar... Who do you think would look better in a sailor fuku? Me or Celes?
Edgar: I
REFUSE to answer that question beyond that Terra would look lovely in WHATEVER
she choose to wore... Go ask Cyan.
Gogo: But aren't I kawaii? ^^;;
Realm: We aren't sure WHAT YOU ARE IN THE
FIRST PLACE!!
Gogo: What
do you mean by that?! Isn't it obvious
what I am?!
All: -_-;;;;
Gau:
Aaaoooohh… Gau had a odd dream where Sword Lady changed into magic girl
with.... *Sees Celes* short... skirt... Umm, Mr. Thou... what is this strange
feeling?
Cyan: ‘Tis
called puberty... I shall explain later.
Sailor
Runic: Is that a trick question, Gogo?
*Locke drops
a smoke bomb. When he reappears, he is
dressed in a tuxedo. He holds a
rose...*
Locke: I
gotta look the part! ^_^
Sailor
Runic: Tuxedo Thief, I presume.
Tuxedo
Locke: That's low… -_-;;
Gau: Mr.
Thou, Mr. Thou! Does this mean treasure
hunter is now wimpy rose boy?
Edgar:
Wimpy... rose... boy... BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Gogo: Hmph,
you want to know what I am? I am...
Sabin: ...a
man... of the SEA! *twee-BOOM!* ^_^
Gogo: BUM
RUSH!! *Kicks Sabin's ass*
Edgar: You
know, Terra, as long as Celes and... *snicker* wimpy rose boy are going to
dress up, we should dress up as a couple too!
Gogo: Hmph,
I am... *Tosses robes in the air, ala
B-ko, to reveal...*
Sailor Mime:
*Appears to be a gender-ambiguous person, like Sailor Uranus, Pat, or Ramza
Beoulve (Chibi: I though he was a _girl_ at first... -_-;;)* This is what I am!
Skyfox120:
Umaro: AAARRROOO UGA BOOGA UGGA UGGA!!
*Translation:
What ever happened to boss?*
Setzer:
Sailor Mime? POKEBALL, GO!!!
Sailor Mime:
What the heck?!
Relm: Sailor
Mime is Mister Mime’s evolved form!!
POKEBALL, GO!!
Sailor Mime:
WHAT?! *Tries to avoid the Pokeballs*
Stop it already! I'm not a
Pokemon! *Terra and Edgar duck out to
find some costumes...*
Edgar’s
voice: *Off screen* YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!!
Terra’s
voice: *ditto* But it’s PERFECT! *Edgar
and Terra reappear as Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev*
Edgar:
*Blushing* How embarrassing…
Sailor
Runic: Well, at least it's not Zelgadis and Xellos... *sweatdrop*
Relm: WAI!!!
A COSUTME PARTY!! *Grabs Gau and drags
him off. Soon they return dressed as
Ferio and Fuu. Gau struggles to tote a
replica of Ferio's sword out with him (The dude's sword's about as big as
Cloud's...)*
Relm:
GRANDPA!! YOUR TURN!!
Strago:
What? That's undignified...
Relm: GET
MOVING, YOU OLD FART!!
Strago: OK,
OK, sheesh! *Shakes his head* Young
people these days... *Goes into another
room*
Shadow: I'm
afraid to see what the old geezer is going to come out as...
Relm: YOU'RE
NEXT, SHADOW!!!
Shadow:
...................... O.o;; *Quickly hides in the closet Interceptor was
hiding in earlier*
Relm: Pweaze
Shadow? For me? *Looks at Shadow with big innocent
eyes. Strago comes out as... Master
Roshi*
Shadow:
*sigh* ................... *Comes out
of the closet dressed as James of Team Rocket* Happy?
Realm:
WAI!!!!! Setzer YOUR TURN!
Setzer:
What?!
Realm: If
you don't, I will paint your portrait...
Setzer: I'm
going! I'M GOING! O.o;;
*Hurries out of the room*
Cyan: *sigh*
... I suppose I should go and think up something to as well...
Umaro : UGA
UGA booga RARRHH!! *Trans.: I don't
know where boss is, but I'll play!!*
Setzer:
*Steps out as...* Bean Bandit, at your service. ^_^ *Cyan disappears*
Cyan:
Argh.... What to dress up as.... Hmm, I
should be someone wise and noble.
Hmm... *Cyan comes back as.... *
I am the Blue Thunder of Doma Castle!
Sailor
Runic: ... excuse me... *Leaves the
room. Hysterical laughter can be
heard. Gogo re-enters dressed up as a
blob. When he/she/it left is still a
mystery…*
Cyan: And
who mayest thou be?
Gogo: DITTO
DIT DIT DITTO!!
Sabin:
POKEMON!! Gotta catch ‘em all! ^_^
*Sabin exits, then quickly returns in a pink gi* OOSHA!!
Edgar: My
brother... I am so embarrassed. -_-;;
Sailor Runic:
*Re-enter the room after recovering from her laughing fit and sees Sabin* Oh...
my... God... BW'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ^^;;;
Setzer
Bandit: Was your brother dropped on his head as an infant?
Edgar: I’m
not sure, but I certainly think so sometimes…
Umaro: *Off
stage* UGGGAAA RARHH!! *Trans.: How do
you get these things on?!?* *Umaro steps out as...*
Umaro (Luna
the cat): Gwaaaagh rooooo! *Trans: It's
time for Sailor Moon!"*
Edgar: WHAT
THE…?!?
Terra:
-_-;;;
Relm: Dude,
that's #@(&ed up right here.
Tuxedo
Locke: Could be worse...Mog could still be down here discoing... I wonder how
their doing up at the satellite?
*Up on the
satellite...*
Rudy: *Tries
to shoot Mog* Crap! Out of ammo!
Mog: Shake
your groove thang, shake your groove thang, yeah yeah! *Lucca shoots Mog... and barely scratches
him*
Lucca: Damn
variable damage!
Jack: Let me
try... *Draws sword* Shadow Bind! *Mog
is stuck in one place, but that doesn't stop the singing...* ... crap.
Mog: I will
survive! I will survi-ive! *Hanpan standing besides Mog with a HUGE
afro*
Hanpan: It's
a catchy tune!
Jack:
Guardians, not you too, Hanpan! O.o;;
Lucca: Maybe
he was hit by that same magic attack that got Rini?
Rudy: I'm
made out of living metal... Maybe if I jumped out the airlock, I would
survive...
Disco Rini:
Disco, disco DUUUUUUUUUCK! I wanna be,
a disco duck!
Lucca: What
I WANT to know is where she got those hot pink go-go boots… *Jack is restraining Rudy from jumping out
the airlock*
Klaus: Um,
Mr... Mog, is it? Would you please
refrain from disco dancing and singing?
^^;;;
MOG: IN THE
NAVY !! YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS!!
Rudy: We're
doomed, DOOMED, I TELL YOU!!
Zelgadis:
Eh... Can't be any worse than when Xelloss got his hands on that Karma Sutra
thing.
Disco Rini:
*Grabs Zel and tries to get him to dance too* These boots were made for
walkin', and that's just what they'll do!
Zelgadis:
*Mutters* One of these days I HAVE to learn a teleport spell… *Out loud*
Rini... Jack would LOVE to dance with you right now... I have to go check out
my beatnik group…
Disco Rini:
Oh, but you're so much cuter! DANCE
with me, my pretty! Shake your
BOOTY! ^_^
Zelgadis:
... if I were to shake my booty, it would destroy the satellite....
isco Rini:
Oh, cool! ^_^
Zel: O_O
*Short pause* Excuse me I have to go... umm... check out those nice mushrooms
that some doctor left behind!
*Muttering* I'm going to be high for this…
Mog: Disco
fevah! Disco fevah! Disco fevah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, ye-ah!
Rudy: Can I
have some of those mushrooms?
Lucca: Count
me it too! *Lucca, Rudy and Zelgadis
flee the room...leaving Jack to the tender mercies of Rini*
Disco Rini:
C'mere and _DANCE_, sugar-butt!
Jack:
"Sugar-butt"?! _EXCUSE_ me?!
Hanpan: GET
IN TO THE GROOVE OF IT, MAN!! *The
aforementioned fleers return in an altered state of mind…*
Lucca: Thish
is shome ssthrong shuff man...
Rudy: Wow,
the colors... Hey, I can see Jane and
Cecilia… AND THEY’RE NUDE! O_O
Klaus:
*Thinks* Good, she's ignoring me...
C'mon, man, you can think of a way out of this! You didn't get to the top of your class by
slacking off, now did you? *Mog hits
Klaus with a spell*
Klaus:
Must... resist... power of disco...
guh...
Rini:
JACK!! You need a Wardrobe change! *Drags Jack off screen. We hear a variety of
pleas for mercy and various sounds of mayhem. Rini drags Jack back onstage with
Jack dressed up like John Travolta from “Saturday Night Fever”*
Jack:
*Thinks* Gotta use plan B and FAST!
*Takes candy bar out of Inventory Space. Out-loud...* Lookie, Rini, _Dove_ chocolate. See?
See the chocolate? *Rini nods. Jack throws the chocolate bar into the
theater* Go get it! *Rini chases the
chocolate into the theater. Jack
quickly shuts and locks the door* Ha!
That'll hold her! *Rini pops up
behind Jack*
Rini: Hello,
my studly Disco muffin!!
Jack: HOW?!?
Rini: This
nice little skunk named Pepe gave me some tips... Now let’s dance!
Mog: AH AH
AH AH!! STAYIN ALIVVVVVVEEE!!
Jack:
ACK! Someone _DO_ something!!
Rudy: Why,
Cecilia! Jane.... a ménage a trois? In
all this pretty colors? I've never…
Lucca:
*giggle* Look at all the pretty sounds…
Zelgadis: I
can dig it, man…
Jack: ...
I'm doomed...
Mog: Y.
M.C.A.!! Fun to stay at the Y. M.C.A.!!
Jack:
*mutters* YMCA...NO!!
MUST...RESIST...MUST...STAY.... STRONG...
MUST...IMPERSONATE...SHATNER...IN....ORDER...TO...RESIST...
Klaus: No.
Disco... *Screams* Disco SUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
ARGH! *Raises right hand*
READY! *Uses rune to blink Mog off the
satellite*
Marle: *On
the view-screen* My my! What is this cute little creature?
Klaus: Eheh,
I forgot that I had that Blinking Rune attached before I got here. Silly me.
^_^;
*Back at the
costume party…*
Locke: You
know, if it weren't for that fic they showed me, I would pity the Mads... *Mutters* They were kind of cute…
Sailor
Runic: WHAT WAS THAT?!? RUNIC SPIRAL
ATTACK!! *Blasts Locke into a
wall. Surprisingly, he’s still
standing*
Relm:
*Raises an eyebrow* Even Xelloss, Locke?
Locke: Well
no, but Marle... um… er, I mean.… er… Her radiance wasn't comparable to yours,
Celes..
Sailor
Runic: Oh, so you’re saying she’s radient, are you?! *growls* I bet you FLIRTED with them too!!
Locke: Well,
umm...*Sailor Runic proceeds to start a beatdown on Tuxedo Locke*
Edgar: *Winces*
I was unaware the human body could bend that way...
Gogo:
Ditto! *Gets popcorn from
who-knows-where*
Umaro: Rwar
garuru! *Trans: Gimme popcorn!*
Sabin: Hmmmm..... That's an interesting
technique. I wonder if I could learn
it. OOSHA!!
Strago: I
once dated this woman when I was younger who could move like that... I really miss her...
Relm: We did
NOT need that info! >.<
Shadow: ...
I feel ill... *All continue to
watch. Suddnely, all the guys winces
and cross their legs*
Edgar: Now that's
just wrong... Terra, did I ever
mentioned that you are the only woman for me and whatever you want you may
have, justas long as you don't learn that move from Celes? *Terra grins evilly* Right... *Mutters* Note to self: buy big boquets,
diamonds, and chocolate for my dear lady…
Setzer: You
know that's probably going to ruin your nightlife for a while, Celes...
Gogo:
Ditto! Dit dit ditto! *Trans: Dude, I don't think even _I_ could
mimic _that_!* O.o;;
Umaro:
Rowr? *Trans: Really?*
Terra: … and
I want dinner at the MOST exclusive restaurant in Jidoor, and then we can go to
the auction house...
Edgar: Yes,
dear...
Gau: ...
king man whipped, Mr. Thou?
Cyan: Well,
yes, it seems that way... *Terra
transforms into her Esper form*
Terra: YOU MAKING
FUN OF MY MAN?!? *Gau faints in fear*
Relm: I
called it. Pay up, Shadow. *Shadow gives Relm 10 GP*
Shadow:
....................... blind luck.
Cyan:
M..M...MADAM!!! Please, I meant NOTHING
by it! Please control yourself!
Terra-esper-lian: TERRA SMASH!! TERRA SMASH PUNY SWORD MAN!!
Setzer: I
TOLD you that letting her read your old Hulk comics was a BAD thing, Sabin....
Cyan:
Perhaps discretion ‘tis the better part of valor...
Relm:
*Mutters* Crap... Do I even _have_ another 10 GP...? *Terra catches up with Cyan and proceeds to drive him into he
ground like a tent peg*
Shadow: ...
pay up.
Relm:
Dangit! *Shoves 20 GP into Shadow's
hands* And I hope you _choke_ on it.
Edgar: Look,
Terra... Belgium chocolates... *Waves box of chocolate at her*
Terra:
*Morphs back to human form* CHOCOLATES?!?
*Proceeds to snatch them and give Edgar a kiss that makes Face Huggers
look noncommittal*
Setzer: MAN,
some guys have all the luck!
Relm: Well,
I think you're cute! *hug*
Setzer:
*sweatdrop* Er, you're a too little young for me, Relm...
Gau:
AWWWOOO!!!! What you do with Relm?1? Grrr....GAU SHOW YOU WHAT VELDT DO TO
PEOPLE WHO STEAL GIRLFRIENDS!! *Gau
enters behemoth Rage (main attack: Meteor!)*
Lessa990:
Gogo: *Mimics it for no good reason* Ditto!
Skyfox120:
Setzer: Now, now, lad, let’s not get hasty...
Relm: *big
starry eyes* Oh my! Two men fighting to
the death over my affections! How
romantic!
Setzer: TO
THE DEATH?!?
Gau:
*Frothing at the mouth* RAWRRRR!!
Relm: Who
shall win my affection and earn a date?
Shadow:
*Mutters* Neither, if I have anything to say about it.
Strago: I
have 200 on Setzer!
Gogo: 300 on
Gau!
Setzer: But
I don't WANT to fight!
Strago: YOU
SAYING MY GRANDDAUGHTER ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?
Gogo: And 20
on Strago!
*Gau casts
Meteor on Setzer. Setzer is now
comparable to a crisp peace of toast.
Then Gau takes that Big Ass Sword™ he has for his costume and....*
All:
EWWWWWWWW
Edgar: I was
unaware that a sword could fit all the way up the...
Shadow:
DON’T SAY IT!!!
Gogo: I was
aware of that! *Quickly* Don't ask.
Umaro:
UURAGGGGG!! *Translation: TOO MUCH INFO!!*
Gogo: Eheh,
sorry... ^^;;
Relm: MY
HERO!! *Gives Gau a kiss, who promptly
faints with a nosebleed (That slightly sleep dust poisoned dart from Shadow had
NOTHING to do with it)* Hmmm… We'll have to work on your endurance. Maybe I should check out the “package”,
hmm? *Relm leans towards Gau's pants*
Gogo
(Strago): Oh, no, you don't, young lady!
*Thwaps Relm across her wrists* You're too young for that kind of thing!
Relm: NO.
I’M NOT!! Strago had me install the
parental protection software on the computer... There are so MANY interesting
web sites out there… *Moves back to the
pants*
Gogo
(Strago): *sweatdrop* Kids today...
*sigh*
Shadow: Old
man... You LET her on the
internet?! AND LET HER VIEW WEBSITES
UNCHAPERONED?!? Interceptor, sic ‘im!
Strago: ...
crap... *Interceptor proceeds to maim
Strago*
Relm:
INTERCEPTER!! LEAVE GRANDPA ALONE!
Interceptor:
*Looks up at Relm* Woof?
Relm:
YES! Now help me with these shorts!
Interceptor:
Woof?!? O.o;;
Relm:
Please?
Interceptor:
Woof! *Trans: You're on your own here!*
O.o;;
Relm:
*sniff*.... *grabs the pants just as Gau wakes up...*
Gau:
Awoh.... O.O;; GAU TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!
Sabin: Now
there’s a first: the WILD BOY playing the gentleman...
Shadow:
*Under his breath* Good... Now I won't have to kill him.
Relm:
Ooooooooh.... PHOOEY!
Gogo: No,
no, Chelsea Torn's more like this...
*Flawless Chelsea voice* Oh PHOOEY!
Gau: How
about Gau take out on date instead? Sky
under Veldt clear and full of pretty stars...
Relm:
Hmm... Better than nothin', I
guess.... Why not? ^_^
*Shadow turns and glares at the recovering Cyan*
Shadow:
*Voice of Death* I expect YOU to be a RESPONSIBLE chaperone, Cyan...
Cyan:
O.O;; *Thinking* Why me?
Gau:
AWAOO!! We can enjoy some jerky and Gau
show you pretty patterns in stars...
Edgar: He
can recognize constellations? I'm
surprised.
Tuxedo
Locke: *Begins to recover* ... gah... oog... owie... where am I? What happened?
dgar: You
made a mistake and insulted your woman...
*Shadow is busily whispering into Cyan's ear what will happen to him if
anything improper happens on Gau's and Relm's... err... date...*
Cyan: IS
THAT EVEN ANATOMICALLY POSSIBLE?
Shadow:
*grin* Yes... and extremely painful.
Gogo: I've
probably heard of it! ^_^ *Mutters* Now let's see how Umaro reacts...
Umaro:
*Picks up a phone* RAWRRR!!! *Translation: Hello, Happy Land Sanitarium?
There's certain mimic who would like to visit…*
Gogo:
*sweatdrop* .........................
Edgar: You
know... I think we should go for a night of star gazing, Terra... You, me, a
bottle of Figaro's finest champagne and some Jidoor chocolates...
Terra: Oh
Edgar! You're so good to me!!
Gogo:
*snicker*giggle*Beavis laugh* ^^ *Terra
summons mallet and flattens Gogo. Edgar
and Terra leave to go plan a date*
Sabin:
*pouts* Lucky... I wish I had
someone... *Gogo glomps Sabin*
Gogo: Your
wish is my command! ^_^
Sabin:
GAH!! RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!
*Sabin flees with Gogo in pursuit*
Gogo: I love you! I would date with you!
^_^
Cyan: *sigh*
*Watches Gau and Relm leave on a date and then notices Shadow twirling a knife
in his hand* *gulp!* GAU!! WAIT FOR
YOUR CHAPARONE!!
Sailor Runic: *snicker* Have fun, kids! ^^
uxedo Locke:
*groan*...You want to go out dear...my treat...
Sailor Runic:
If it’s ANYTHING like that Mos Eisly bar you took me to last time...
Tuxedo
Locke: Nononono! Nothing like
that! ^^;;
Sailor
Runic: A more retched hive of scum and
villainy I have never seen... No, we are GOING to Jidoor to a RESTAURANT WITH
CLASS!! *Raises her Runic sword* Am I
CLEAR?
Tuxedo
Locke: Yes, dear…
Strago: Hmm... Maybe I should look up that
contortionist again... *soft lewd
chuckle*
Setzer:
*groan* While your at it, could you find me a chiropractor? *Thinking* Note to self: don't piss off Gau.
Strago: I think her brother was one; I'll
have to ask. *Strago leaves, dragging Setzer out of the room with him*
Sabin: Hey,
Umaro, wanna arm wrestle?
Umaro:
Rarghh? *Translation: All right, but if
I win you have to clean my cave for a week!*
Sabin:
DEAL!!
Gogo
(Shampoo): AIREN! *Glomps onto Sabin
again* Want date with Gogo? ^_^
Shadow: I'm outta here! O.o;; *Shadow use MAD
NINJA SKILLZ to disappear*
Sabin: TAKE ME WITH YOU!! *Tries to pry Gogo off of him. Umaro shrugs, slams Sabin's arm THROUGH the
table, and then drags him and Gogo off to the cave*
*Somewhere
in Minnesota, a princess, a spoiled brat, a trickster priest, and an evil twin
scream in horror as the disco nightmare goes on...*
Mog:
Kupo! AH AH AH AH AH, STAYIN' ALIVE!
All:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
*Somewhere
out there…*
*A man walks out into the room. He's dressed up in a pitch-black robotech
flight suit with a gray trench coat*
Skyfox:
Well, that was twisted, eh, Chibi? *A
familiar Raichu girl in a pink Madarin-sytle shirt appears*
Chibi: *nod*
Very much so. ^^;;
*Off screen*
Gogo: YES,
UMARO, PUNISH ME!! I'VE BEEN A BAD
SAILOR MIME!!
Skyfox: Note
to self: find a sound proof room next time…
O.O;;;
Chibi: Good
idea! O.O;;;
Skyfox: Hmm.....
By the way, how DID Citan get those mushrooms to Mog?
Chibi: He
has his ways, man.
Skyfox: I
see... I wonder what Tuxedo Locke and Sailor Runic are doing...
*Off screen*
Sailor
Runic: CALL ME QUEEN!!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!
Tuxedo
Locke: Yes, Celes-sama! QUEEN
Celes-sama!! *Several whip cracks are
heard*
Chibi: Oy
vey... I did _not_ need that
image... O.o;;
Skyfox:
*Mutters some choice words in Orcish* It almost makes me scared to see what
Terra and Edgar are doing…
*Off-screen*
Terra: Peel
me more grapes! And get this
dry-cleaned!
Edgar: Yes,
my lady... ^^;;
Chibi: Well,
that wasn't so bad...
Skyfox: Yeap
he's...*Pauses; remembers what happened to Cyan* a loving and dutiful
boyfriend.
*Off-screen*
Terra; Now
get the cooking oil and the silk rope!
Edgar: *!!*
Certainly, my lady! ^_^
Skyfox: O_O
Well Gau and Realm should be behaving...
*Off screen*
Cyan:
NOOOOOOOOO!! NOT ANOHTER SHOWING OF THE
POKEMON MOVIE!!
Chibi: Poor, poor Cyan... Oh well.
^^;;
Skyfox: I
wonder what Strago is doing…
*Off screen*
Strago:
NOOOO!! I DIDN’T MENA TO USE
GRANDTRAIN!!
Cologne: WO
AI NI!! Wo da AIREN!!
Chibi: Dang... Well, let's check up on Setzer... O.o;;
*Off-screen*
Setzer: Ah,
much better...
Kasumi:
Hello, Dr. Tofu! ^_^
Dr. Tofu:
K-Kasumi! *snap*crackle*pop*
Setzer:
OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!
Skyfox: Oh
my... I was unaware the human spine
could bend that way... I wonder what Shadow is up to…
*Off screen*
Shadow: So
all you want me to do is co-star with this Jackie Chan guy and do all my own
stunts and you will pay me a million dollars?
Chibi:
Er... What about Sabin?
*Off screen*
Ryouga:
WHERE AM I NOW?!
Sabin:
*sweatdrop* Lost with this guy.
GREEEEEEAAAAAAT...
Skyfox:
Hmm... Say, didn't it say that pork was Sabin's favorite dish?
*Off screen*
Ryouga:
WHAT?!? SABIN, PREPARE TO DIE!!
Sabin: Huh?
Chibi: *giggle* Go, Ryouga! ^_^
Oh, and we can't forget Mog...
*Off-screen*
Xelloss:
KILL ME! KILL ME NOOOOOOOOW!!
Marle:
*weeps uncontrolably* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Disco B-ko:
Get! Down! Boogie-oogie-oogie!
Mala-chan:
RAGE.
Mog: Kupo
Kupopopopo, DO THE HUSTLE!
Skyfox: I
see...well that's all.... GOODNIGHT, EVERY BODY!!! *Skyfox snags a random game girl and with a sly wink walks off
screen*
Chibi: TTFN,
Ta Ta For Now! ^_^ *Chibi drags Rudy Roughnight off-screen, a
sketchbook in hand*
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