Saturday Night Moggle

(Or “Free Time + AIM = Trouble”)

By: Chibi-chan and Skyfox

 

 

*Scene: Somewhere on the Falcon…*

Mog: *Tripping out* Travolta's got NOTHING on me!  Kupo!

Edgar: Terra...What exactly have you been feeding him?

Terra: Oh, just some mushrooms this peculiar doctor gave me, why?

Celes: THATS IT! I'M DOING THE SHOPPING FROM NOW ON!!

Locke: Pick me up a Thief's Glove while you're out.  I, uh, need it for "Treasure Hunting"...  ^^;

Mog: AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE AH AH AH AAH STAYYYIIINNG ALLLIIIIVVVVEEEEEE!!!

Setzer: The horror...the horror

Gogo: *Mimicking* AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE AH AH AH AAH STAYYYIIINNG ALLLIIIIVVVVEEEEEE!!!

Gau: ARGH!  MR.THOU!!  MR.THOU!!  What that HORRIBLE SCREECHING?

Cyan: ‘Tis the ancient evil known as 'Disco'…

Relm: DIE!  *Sketches Mog, but it ends up dancing too* ARGH!

Edgar: THIS IS WORSE THAN KEFKA!!!

*Edgar uses his Chainsaw upon the evil disco ball*

Shadow: .............. Sic 'im, Interceptor.  *Points at Mog.  Interceptor, frightened by disco, hides in a nearby closet.  Shadow sweatdrops* .......................

*Edgar and the rest start bouncing around as the room shakes*

Edgar: WHAT THE…?!?  *Turns and looks, we see Umaro following his Boss and dancing along*

Edgar: It gets worse...

Gogo: It gets worse...

Sabin: Hey, what's that catchy tune?

*Terra summons a mallet and bashes Sabin over the head with it*

Terra: It had to be done...

Mog: EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!!

All except Umaro and gogo: -_-;;;

Celes: ... gimme the mallet, Terra.

Terra: Hey, summon your own, sistah!

Kefka’s ghost: I’VE COME BACK!  OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! TO TORMENT YOU WITH MY NEW LIGHT OF JUDGMENT...  *Pauses, spots Mog, Gogo and Umaro, and shudders* Oh no... this is much worse torture... I guess my vengeance is served!  *Fades away*

Relm: Aw, bugger it!  *Sketches mallet, grabs hold of it and bashes Gogo and Umaro with it, then turns her attention directly to Mog* You're next, disco boy!

*Mog summons a spell at transforms Relm into a disco girl clothes and all*

Disco Relm: Do the hustle!  Da da dum da da da da dum...  *Starts dancing*

Strago: NOOOOO!!  MY GRANDDAUGHTER!!

Edgar: IT’S CONTAGIOUS!!!

Celes: Perhaps we should flee...  ^^;;

 Shadow: Umaro is blocking the only exit.  Anyone here think they can move his unconscious form?

Terra: Allow me.  *Walks up to Umaro and holds mallet like a golf club* FORE!!  *Tries to mallet Umaro out of the way, but the mallet breaks* Bugger!

Cyan: We art doomed...

Gau: Gau not like disco...

Edgar: There is only one hope…  *Dramatic pause, then he shouts…* WE MUST SEND HIM TO SATELLITE TO WATCH BAD FANFICTION!!

Terra: What will that accomplish?

Edgar: He will drive other people insane with his dancing.

Locke: Just as luck would have it, I found this satellite on a recent treasure hunt...

Celes: How do you find a SATELLITE on a treasure hunt?  Just where have you been going, hmmm?

Locke: Er... *Horrible Xelloss impression* Sore wa, himitsu desu!  ^^;;

Celes: *Dangerous tone of voice* There wouldn't have happened to be any other ladies on this “Treasure Hunt”, were there, dear?

Locke: N-no- NO!  Of course not!  Why would you even think that?!

Celes: Because I KNOW you...

Cyan: Give it up lad... There ‘tis no correct way to answer that query…

Locke: OK, OK!  This weird girl with funny ears and a tail convinced me to run an errand for her and I ended up in space!  Tho' there was this insane inventor woman on board who, er, "wanted a piece of me", I avoided her the whole time!  Honest!  ^^;;;

Celes: LOCKE NO BAKA!!! *Slams summoned mallet over Locke’s head* Now about sending Mog to the satellite…

Edgar: I just so happen to have recently constructed a catapult to launch Mog to the satellite.

Terra: How'd you do that?

Edgar: *Shrugs* Some guy was selling Instant Plot Devices™…

Locke: *Dazed* erg... mama, I don't want to ride the chocobo, it's scary...

Strago: I must discover a way to undo this HORRIBLE MIND CONTROL ON MY GRANDDAUGTHER!!

Shadow: I'll help… *Mutters under his breath* After all she is my sister…

(Skyfox: Please tell me you figured that one out.)

(Chibi: Sister?  I heard Relm was his daughter...  I never got any of his dreams in the first place, so I don't know much about it...)

(Skyfox: It was my understanding he is realms older brother... and that is why Interceptor will obey Relm.)

Edgar: All right, if the authors are done with their commentary? 

(Both: Yes, Your Highness…)

Edgar: Good. Now, Mog, I want you to show us your best dance right on this floor…  *Reveals a big X on the floor*

Shadow: *Muttering* Oh the shame... my sister... the shame…

Locke: *Still dazed* I vill do the german dance for you, it's fun and gay and tra la la....

Mog: Kupo! I shall dance... MACHO, MACHO MOOGLE!! I WANT TO BE A MACHO MOOGLE!!  *Edgar edges towards a BIG switch*

Sabin: *Starting to get up* Wow, cool music!  ^_^  *Terra flattens him again.  Edgar pulls the switch and Mog flies through the air with greatest of ease.  Relm stops and shakes her head*

Relm: Wha… what happened?

Strago: *To Shadow* Should we tell her?

Shadow: *To Strago* You do and I shall have to kill you.

Locke: Celes?  Honey?  Darling?  I'm sorry...  Look, I, umm... acquired this big diamond from some girl with two meatballs for a hairstyle!

Celes: "Acquired"?  Locke...  *sweatdrop*

Locke: Hey, according to her, it's magical too…  Say something like... Umm… I don't know; whatever first comes to your mind...

Celes: How 'bout... Bibitty bobbity boo!

Locke: Er, I think you have to say something “power make-up” to activate it.

Celes: OK then... Runic power make-up!  *Quick transformation scene*

Locke: O_O *Long pause* Am I glad I got this!  You look great in a sailor fuku!  ^_^

Gau: Uuuuhh... *Faints with a nosebleed*

Edgar: *See an… “annoyed” Terra morph to Esper form* I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING!!  TERRA, CHANGE BACK TO NORMAL!!  DON'T HURT ME!!

Sailor Runic: What the...?!  I'm a general, not some Magic Girl floozy!

Locke: Homina, homina…  *wolf whistle*

Cyan: MADAM!!  Please, thou art showing far too much leg...

Relm: Grandpa, can I have a dress like that?

Strago and Shadow: NO!!

Gogo: *Mimicking* Runic power make-up!

*Nothing happens except that we see a slight skirt appear through his/her/its robes*

Setzer: I should be surprised... I'm not, but I should be...

Locke: *Has a extremely goofy grin on his face* ^_______^

Terra: Edgar... Who do you think would look better in a sailor fuku?  Me or Celes?

Edgar: You!  YOU!! 

Gogo: Edgar... Who do you think would look better in a sailor fuku?  Me or Celes? 

Edgar: I REFUSE to answer that question beyond that Terra would look lovely in WHATEVER she choose to wore... Go ask Cyan.

 Gogo: But aren't I kawaii?  ^^;;

 Realm: We aren't sure WHAT YOU ARE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

Gogo: What do you mean by that?!  Isn't it obvious what I am?!

All: -_-;;;;

Gau: Aaaoooohh… Gau had a odd dream where Sword Lady changed into magic girl with.... *Sees Celes* short... skirt... Umm, Mr. Thou... what is this strange feeling?

Cyan: ‘Tis called puberty... I shall explain later.

Sailor Runic: Is that a trick question, Gogo?

*Locke drops a smoke bomb.  When he reappears, he is dressed in a tuxedo.  He holds a rose...*

Locke: I gotta look the part!  ^_^

Sailor Runic: Tuxedo Thief, I presume.

Tuxedo Locke: That's low…  -_-;;

Gau: Mr. Thou, Mr. Thou!  Does this mean treasure hunter is now wimpy rose boy?

Edgar: Wimpy... rose... boy... BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

Gogo: Hmph, you want to know what I am?  I am...

Sabin: ...a man... of the SEA!  *twee-BOOM!*  ^_^

Gogo: BUM RUSH!!  *Kicks Sabin's ass*

Edgar: You know, Terra, as long as Celes and... *snicker* wimpy rose boy are going to dress up, we should dress up as a couple too!

Gogo: Hmph, I am...  *Tosses robes in the air, ala B-ko, to reveal...*

Sailor Mime: *Appears to be a gender-ambiguous person, like Sailor Uranus, Pat, or Ramza Beoulve (Chibi: I though he was a _girl_ at first...  -_-;;)* This is what I am!

 Skyfox120:      Umaro: AAARRROOO UGA BOOGA UGGA UGGA!!

*Translation: What ever happened to boss?*

Setzer: Sailor Mime?  POKEBALL, GO!!!

Sailor Mime: What the heck?!

Relm: Sailor Mime is Mister Mime’s evolved form!!  POKEBALL, GO!!

Sailor Mime: WHAT?!  *Tries to avoid the Pokeballs* Stop it already!  I'm not a Pokemon!  *Terra and Edgar duck out to find some costumes...*

Edgar’s voice: *Off screen* YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!!

Terra’s voice: *ditto* But it’s PERFECT!  *Edgar and Terra reappear as Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev*

Edgar: *Blushing* How embarrassing… 

Sailor Runic: Well, at least it's not Zelgadis and Xellos...  *sweatdrop*

Relm: WAI!!! A COSUTME PARTY!!  *Grabs Gau and drags him off.  Soon they return dressed as Ferio and Fuu.  Gau struggles to tote a replica of Ferio's sword out with him (The dude's sword's about as big as Cloud's...)*

Relm: GRANDPA!! YOUR TURN!!

Strago: What? That's undignified...

Relm: GET MOVING, YOU OLD FART!!

Strago: OK, OK, sheesh!  *Shakes his head* Young people these days...  *Goes into another room*

Shadow: I'm afraid to see what the old geezer is going to come out as...

Relm: YOU'RE NEXT, SHADOW!!!

Shadow: ......................  O.o;;  *Quickly hides in the closet Interceptor was hiding in earlier*

Relm: Pweaze Shadow?  For me?  *Looks at Shadow with big innocent eyes.  Strago comes out as... Master Roshi*

Shadow: *sigh* ...................  *Comes out of the closet dressed as James of Team Rocket* Happy?

Realm: WAI!!!!! Setzer YOUR TURN!

Setzer: What?!

Realm: If you don't, I will paint your portrait...

Setzer: I'm going!  I'M GOING!  O.o;;  *Hurries out of the room*

Cyan: *sigh* ... I suppose I should go and think up something to as well...

Umaro : UGA UGA booga RARRHH!!  *Trans.: I don't know where boss is, but I'll play!!*

Setzer: *Steps out as...* Bean Bandit, at your service.  ^_^  *Cyan disappears*

Cyan: Argh.... What to dress up as....  Hmm, I should be someone wise and noble.  Hmm...  *Cyan comes back as.... * I am the Blue Thunder of Doma Castle!

Sailor Runic: ... excuse me...  *Leaves the room.  Hysterical laughter can be heard.  Gogo re-enters dressed up as a blob.  When he/she/it left is still a mystery…*

Cyan: And who mayest thou be?

Gogo: DITTO DIT DIT DITTO!!

Sabin: POKEMON!!  Gotta catch ‘em all!  ^_^  *Sabin exits, then quickly returns in a pink gi* OOSHA!!

Edgar: My brother... I am so embarrassed.  -_-;;

Sailor Runic: *Re-enter the room after recovering from her laughing fit and sees Sabin* Oh... my... God...  BW'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  ^^;;;

Setzer Bandit: Was your brother dropped on his head as an infant?

Edgar: I’m not sure, but I certainly think so sometimes…

Umaro: *Off stage* UGGGAAA RARHH!!  *Trans.: How do you get these things on?!?* *Umaro steps out as...*

Umaro (Luna the cat): Gwaaaagh rooooo!  *Trans: It's time for Sailor Moon!"*

Edgar: WHAT THE…?!?

Terra: -_-;;;

Relm: Dude, that's #@(&ed up right here.

Tuxedo Locke: Could be worse...Mog could still be down here discoing... I wonder how their doing up at the satellite?

 

*Up on the satellite...*

Rudy: *Tries to shoot Mog* Crap!  Out of ammo!

Mog: Shake your groove thang, shake your groove thang, yeah yeah!  *Lucca shoots Mog... and barely scratches him*

Lucca: Damn variable damage!

Jack: Let me try... *Draws sword* Shadow Bind!  *Mog is stuck in one place, but that doesn't stop the singing...* ... crap.

Mog: I will survive!  I will survi-ive!  *Hanpan standing besides Mog with a HUGE afro*

Hanpan: It's a catchy tune! 

Jack: Guardians, not you too, Hanpan!  O.o;;

Lucca: Maybe he was hit by that same magic attack that got Rini?

Rudy: I'm made out of living metal... Maybe if I jumped out the airlock, I would survive...

Disco Rini: Disco, disco DUUUUUUUUUCK!  I wanna be, a disco duck!

Lucca: What I WANT to know is where she got those hot pink go-go boots…  *Jack is restraining Rudy from jumping out the airlock*

Klaus: Um, Mr... Mog, is it?  Would you please refrain from disco dancing and singing?  ^^;;;

MOG: IN THE NAVY !!  YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS!!

Rudy: We're doomed, DOOMED, I TELL YOU!!

Zelgadis: Eh... Can't be any worse than when Xelloss got his hands on that Karma Sutra thing.

Disco Rini: *Grabs Zel and tries to get him to dance too* These boots were made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do!

Zelgadis: *Mutters* One of these days I HAVE to learn a teleport spell… *Out loud* Rini... Jack would LOVE to dance with you right now... I have to go check out my beatnik group…

Disco Rini: Oh, but you're so much cuter!  DANCE with me, my pretty!  Shake your BOOTY!  ^_^

Zelgadis: ... if I were to shake my booty, it would destroy the satellite....

isco Rini: Oh, cool!  ^_^

Zel: O_O *Short pause* Excuse me I have to go... umm... check out those nice mushrooms that some doctor left behind!  *Muttering* I'm going to be high for this…

Mog: Disco fevah!  Disco fevah!  Disco fevah!  Yeah, yeah, yeah, ye-ah!

Rudy: Can I have some of those mushrooms?

Lucca: Count me it too!  *Lucca, Rudy and Zelgadis flee the room...leaving Jack to the tender mercies of Rini*

Disco Rini: C'mere and _DANCE_, sugar-butt!

Jack: "Sugar-butt"?!  _EXCUSE_ me?!

Hanpan: GET IN TO THE GROOVE OF IT, MAN!!  *The aforementioned fleers return in an altered state of mind…*

Lucca: Thish is shome ssthrong shuff man...

Rudy: Wow, the colors...  Hey, I can see Jane and Cecilia… AND THEY’RE NUDE!  O_O

Klaus: *Thinks* Good, she's ignoring me...  C'mon, man, you can think of a way out of this!  You didn't get to the top of your class by slacking off, now did you?  *Mog hits Klaus with a spell*

Klaus: Must... resist... power of disco...  guh...

Rini: JACK!!  You need a Wardrobe change!  *Drags Jack off screen. We hear a variety of pleas for mercy and various sounds of mayhem. Rini drags Jack back onstage with Jack dressed up like John Travolta from “Saturday Night Fever”*

Jack: *Thinks* Gotta use plan B and FAST!  *Takes candy bar out of Inventory Space.  Out-loud...* Lookie, Rini, _Dove_ chocolate.  See?  See the chocolate?  *Rini nods.  Jack throws the chocolate bar into the theater* Go get it!  *Rini chases the chocolate into the theater.  Jack quickly shuts and locks the door* Ha!  That'll hold her!  *Rini pops up behind Jack*

Rini: Hello, my studly Disco muffin!!

Jack: HOW?!?

Rini: This nice little skunk named Pepe gave me some tips... Now let’s dance!

Mog: AH AH AH AH!! STAYIN ALIVVVVVVEEE!!

Jack: ACK!  Someone _DO_ something!!

Rudy: Why, Cecilia! Jane.... a ménage a trois?  In all this pretty colors?  I've never…

Lucca: *giggle* Look at all the pretty sounds…

Zelgadis: I can dig it, man…

Jack: ... I'm doomed...

Mog: Y. M.C.A.!!  Fun to stay at the Y. M.C.A.!!

Jack: *mutters* YMCA...NO!!  MUST...RESIST...MUST...STAY.... STRONG... MUST...IMPERSONATE...SHATNER...IN....ORDER...TO...RESIST...

Klaus: No. Disco... *Screams* Disco SUUUUUUUUUUCKS!  ARGH!  *Raises right hand* READY!  *Uses rune to blink Mog off the satellite*

Marle: *On the view-screen* My my! What is this cute little creature?

Klaus: Eheh, I forgot that I had that Blinking Rune attached before I got here.  Silly me.  ^_^;

 

*Back at the costume party…*

Locke: You know, if it weren't for that fic they showed me, I would pity the Mads...  *Mutters* They were kind of cute…

Sailor Runic: WHAT WAS THAT?!?  RUNIC SPIRAL ATTACK!!  *Blasts Locke into a wall.  Surprisingly, he’s still standing*

Relm: *Raises an eyebrow* Even Xelloss, Locke?

Locke: Well no, but Marle... um… er, I mean.… er… Her radiance wasn't comparable to yours, Celes..

Sailor Runic: Oh, so you’re saying she’s radient, are you?!  *growls* I bet you FLIRTED with them too!!

Locke: Well, umm...*Sailor Runic proceeds to start a beatdown on Tuxedo Locke*

Edgar: *Winces* I was unaware the human body could bend that way...

Gogo: Ditto!  *Gets popcorn from who-knows-where*

Umaro: Rwar garuru!  *Trans: Gimme popcorn!*

 Sabin: Hmmmm..... That's an interesting technique.  I wonder if I could learn it.  OOSHA!!

Strago: I once dated this woman when I was younger who could move like that...  I really miss her...

Relm: We did NOT need that info!  >.<

Shadow: ... I feel ill...  *All continue to watch.  Suddnely, all the guys winces and cross their legs*

Edgar: Now that's just wrong...  Terra, did I ever mentioned that you are the only woman for me and whatever you want you may have, justas long as you don't learn that move from Celes?  *Terra grins evilly* Right...  *Mutters* Note to self: buy big boquets, diamonds, and chocolate for my dear lady…

Setzer: You know that's probably going to ruin your nightlife for a while, Celes...

Gogo: Ditto!  Dit dit ditto!  *Trans: Dude, I don't think even _I_ could mimic _that_!* O.o;;

Umaro: Rowr?  *Trans: Really?*

Terra: … and I want dinner at the MOST exclusive restaurant in Jidoor, and then we can go to the auction house...

Edgar: Yes, dear...

Gau: ... king man whipped, Mr. Thou?

Cyan: Well, yes, it seems that way...  *Terra transforms into her Esper form*

Terra: YOU MAKING FUN OF MY MAN?!?  *Gau faints in fear*

Relm: I called it.  Pay up, Shadow.  *Shadow gives Relm 10 GP*

Shadow: ....................... blind luck.

Cyan: M..M...MADAM!!!  Please, I meant NOTHING by it!  Please control yourself!

 Terra-esper-lian: TERRA SMASH!!  TERRA SMASH PUNY SWORD MAN!!

Setzer: I TOLD you that letting her read your old Hulk comics was a BAD thing, Sabin....

Cyan: Perhaps discretion ‘tis the better part of valor...

Relm: *Mutters* Crap... Do I even _have_ another 10 GP...?  *Terra catches up with Cyan and proceeds to drive him into he ground like a tent peg*

Shadow: ... pay up.

Relm: Dangit!  *Shoves 20 GP into Shadow's hands* And I hope you _choke_ on it.

Edgar: Look, Terra...  Belgium chocolates...  *Waves box of chocolate at her*

Terra: *Morphs back to human form* CHOCOLATES?!?   *Proceeds to snatch them and give Edgar a kiss that makes Face Huggers look noncommittal*

Setzer: MAN, some guys have all the luck!

Relm: Well, I think you're cute!  *hug*

Setzer: *sweatdrop* Er, you're a too little young for me, Relm...

Gau: AWWWOOO!!!! What you do with Relm?1? Grrr....GAU SHOW YOU WHAT VELDT DO TO PEOPLE WHO STEAL GIRLFRIENDS!!  *Gau enters behemoth Rage (main attack: Meteor!)*

 Lessa990:        Gogo: *Mimics it for no good reason* Ditto!

 Skyfox120:      Setzer: Now, now, lad, let’s not get hasty...

Relm: *big starry eyes* Oh my!  Two men fighting to the death over my affections!  How romantic!

Setzer: TO THE DEATH?!?

Gau: *Frothing at the mouth* RAWRRRR!!

Relm: Who shall win my affection and earn a date?

Shadow: *Mutters* Neither, if I have anything to say about it.

Strago: I have 200 on Setzer!

Gogo: 300 on Gau!

Setzer: But I don't WANT to fight!

Strago: YOU SAYING MY GRANDDAUGHTER ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!?

Gogo: And 20 on Strago!

*Gau casts Meteor on Setzer.  Setzer is now comparable to a crisp peace of toast.  Then Gau takes that Big Ass Sword™ he has for his costume and....*

All: EWWWWWWWW

Edgar: I was unaware that a sword could fit all the way up the...

Shadow: DON’T SAY IT!!!

Gogo: I was aware of that!  *Quickly* Don't ask.

Umaro: UURAGGGGG!! *Translation: TOO MUCH INFO!!*

Gogo: Eheh, sorry...  ^^;;

Relm: MY HERO!!  *Gives Gau a kiss, who promptly faints with a nosebleed (That slightly sleep dust poisoned dart from Shadow had NOTHING to do with it)* Hmmm… We'll have to work on your endurance.  Maybe I should check out the “package”, hmm?  *Relm leans towards Gau's pants*

Gogo (Strago): Oh, no, you don't, young lady!  *Thwaps Relm across her wrists* You're too young for that kind of thing!

Relm: NO. I’M NOT!!  Strago had me install the parental protection software on the computer... There are so MANY interesting web sites out there…  *Moves back to the pants*

Gogo (Strago): *sweatdrop* Kids today...  *sigh*

Shadow: Old man...  You LET her on the internet?!  AND LET HER VIEW WEBSITES UNCHAPERONED?!?  Interceptor, sic ‘im!

Strago: ... crap...  *Interceptor proceeds to maim Strago*

Relm: INTERCEPTER!! LEAVE GRANDPA ALONE!

Interceptor: *Looks up at Relm* Woof?

Relm: YES!  Now help me with these shorts!

Interceptor: Woof?!?  O.o;;

Relm: Please?

Interceptor: Woof!  *Trans: You're on your own here!* O.o;;

Relm: *sniff*.... *grabs the pants just as Gau wakes up...*

Gau: Awoh.... O.O;;  GAU TOO YOUNG FOR THIS!!

Sabin: Now there’s a first: the WILD BOY playing the gentleman...

Shadow: *Under his breath* Good... Now I won't have to kill him.

Relm: Ooooooooh.... PHOOEY!

Gogo: No, no, Chelsea Torn's more like this...  *Flawless Chelsea voice* Oh PHOOEY!

Gau: How about Gau take out on date instead?  Sky under Veldt clear and full of pretty stars...

Relm: Hmm...  Better than nothin', I guess....  Why not?  ^_^  *Shadow turns and glares at the recovering Cyan*

Shadow: *Voice of Death* I expect YOU to be a RESPONSIBLE chaperone, Cyan...

Cyan: O.O;;  *Thinking* Why me?

Gau: AWAOO!!  We can enjoy some jerky and Gau show you pretty patterns in stars...

Edgar: He can recognize constellations?  I'm surprised.

Tuxedo Locke: *Begins to recover* ... gah... oog... owie... where am I?  What happened?

dgar: You made a mistake and insulted your woman...  *Shadow is busily whispering into Cyan's ear what will happen to him if anything improper happens on Gau's and Relm's... err... date...*

Cyan: IS THAT EVEN ANATOMICALLY POSSIBLE?

Shadow: *grin* Yes... and extremely painful.

Gogo: I've probably heard of it!  ^_^  *Mutters* Now let's see how Umaro reacts...

Umaro: *Picks up a phone* RAWRRR!!! *Translation: Hello, Happy Land Sanitarium? There's certain mimic who would like to visit…*

Gogo: *sweatdrop* .........................

Edgar: You know... I think we should go for a night of star gazing, Terra... You, me, a bottle of Figaro's finest champagne and some Jidoor chocolates...

Terra: Oh Edgar! You're so good to me!!

Gogo: *snicker*giggle*Beavis laugh* ^^  *Terra summons mallet and flattens Gogo.  Edgar and Terra leave to go plan a date*

Sabin: *pouts* Lucky...  I wish I had someone...  *Gogo glomps Sabin*

Gogo: Your wish is my command!  ^_^

Sabin: GAH!!  RUN AWAY!!  RUN AWAY!!  *Sabin flees with Gogo in pursuit*

 Gogo: I love you!  I would date with you!  ^_^

Cyan: *sigh* *Watches Gau and Relm leave on a date and then notices Shadow twirling a knife in his hand* *gulp!* GAU!!  WAIT FOR YOUR CHAPARONE!!

 Sailor Runic: *snicker* Have fun, kids!  ^^

uxedo Locke: *groan*...You want to go out dear...my treat...

Sailor Runic: If it’s ANYTHING like that Mos Eisly bar you took me to last time...

Tuxedo Locke: Nononono!  Nothing like that!  ^^;;

Sailor Runic:  A more retched hive of scum and villainy I have never seen... No, we are GOING to Jidoor to a RESTAURANT WITH CLASS!!  *Raises her Runic sword* Am I CLEAR?

Tuxedo Locke: Yes, dear…

 Strago: Hmm... Maybe I should look up that contortionist again...  *soft lewd chuckle*

Setzer: *groan* While your at it, could you find me a chiropractor?  *Thinking* Note to self: don't piss off Gau.

 Strago: I think her brother was one; I'll have to ask. *Strago leaves, dragging Setzer out of the room with him*

Sabin: Hey, Umaro, wanna arm wrestle?

Umaro: Rarghh?  *Translation: All right, but if I win you have to clean my cave for a week!*

Sabin: DEAL!!

Gogo (Shampoo): AIREN!  *Glomps onto Sabin again* Want date with Gogo?  ^_^

Shadow:  I'm outta here!  O.o;;  *Shadow use MAD NINJA SKILLZ to disappear*

 Sabin: TAKE ME WITH YOU!!  *Tries to pry Gogo off of him.  Umaro shrugs, slams Sabin's arm THROUGH the table, and then drags him and Gogo off to the cave* 

 

*Somewhere in Minnesota, a princess, a spoiled brat, a trickster priest, and an evil twin scream in horror as the disco nightmare goes on...*

Mog: Kupo!  AH AH AH AH AH, STAYIN' ALIVE!

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

 

*Somewhere out there…*

 *A man walks out into the room.  He's dressed up in a pitch-black robotech flight suit with a gray trench coat*

Skyfox: Well, that was twisted, eh, Chibi?  *A familiar Raichu girl in a pink Madarin-sytle shirt appears*

Chibi: *nod* Very much so.  ^^;;

 

*Off screen*

Gogo: YES, UMARO, PUNISH ME!!  I'VE BEEN A BAD SAILOR MIME!!

 

Skyfox: Note to self: find a sound proof room next time…  O.O;;;

Chibi: Good idea!  O.O;;;

Skyfox: Hmm..... By the way, how DID Citan get those mushrooms to Mog?

Chibi: He has his ways, man.

Skyfox: I see... I wonder what Tuxedo Locke and Sailor Runic are doing...

 

*Off screen*

Sailor Runic: CALL ME QUEEN!!  OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!

Tuxedo Locke: Yes, Celes-sama!  QUEEN Celes-sama!!  *Several whip cracks are heard*

 

Chibi: Oy vey...  I did _not_ need that image...  O.o;;

Skyfox: *Mutters some choice words in Orcish* It almost makes me scared to see what Terra and Edgar are doing…

 

*Off-screen*

Terra: Peel me more grapes!  And get this dry-cleaned!

Edgar: Yes, my lady...  ^^;;

 

Chibi: Well, that wasn't so bad...

Skyfox: Yeap he's...*Pauses; remembers what happened to Cyan* a loving and dutiful boyfriend.

 

*Off-screen*

Terra; Now get the cooking oil and the silk rope!

Edgar: *!!* Certainly, my lady!  ^_^

 

Skyfox: O_O Well Gau and Realm should be behaving...

 

*Off screen*

Cyan: NOOOOOOOOO!!  NOT ANOHTER SHOWING OF THE POKEMON MOVIE!!

 

 Chibi: Poor, poor Cyan...  Oh well.  ^^;;

Skyfox: I wonder what Strago is doing…

 

*Off screen*

Strago: NOOOO!!  I DIDN’T MENA TO USE GRANDTRAIN!!

Cologne: WO AI NI!! Wo da AIREN!!

 

 Chibi: Dang...  Well, let's check up on Setzer...  O.o;;

 

*Off-screen*

Setzer: Ah, much better...

Kasumi: Hello, Dr. Tofu!  ^_^

Dr. Tofu: K-Kasumi!  *snap*crackle*pop*

Setzer: OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!

 

Skyfox: Oh my...  I was unaware the human spine could bend that way... I wonder what Shadow is up to…

 

*Off screen*

Shadow: So all you want me to do is co-star with this Jackie Chan guy and do all my own stunts and you will pay me a million dollars?

 

Chibi: Er...  What about Sabin?

 

*Off screen*

Ryouga: WHERE AM I NOW?!

Sabin: *sweatdrop* Lost with this guy.  GREEEEEEAAAAAAT...

 

Skyfox: Hmm... Say, didn't it say that pork was Sabin's favorite dish?

 

*Off screen*

Ryouga: WHAT?!? SABIN, PREPARE TO DIE!!

Sabin: Huh?

 

 Chibi: *giggle* Go, Ryouga!  ^_^  Oh, and we can't forget Mog...

 

*Off-screen*

Xelloss: KILL ME!  KILL ME NOOOOOOOOW!!

Marle: *weeps uncontrolably* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Disco B-ko: Get!  Down!  Boogie-oogie-oogie!

Mala-chan: RAGE.

Mog: Kupo Kupopopopo, DO THE HUSTLE!

 

Skyfox: I see...well that's all.... GOODNIGHT, EVERY BODY!!!   *Skyfox snags a random game girl and with a sly wink walks off screen*

Chibi: TTFN, Ta Ta For Now!  ^_^  *Chibi drags Rudy Roughnight off-screen, a sketchbook in hand*

 

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