"Nine Princes in Wal-Mart"

(Just to complete this picture, imagine them in full court garb.)

Benedict eyes the garden tools, with a look of appraisal. You can't tell if he's appraising them as gardening tools or just things with blades.
Eric raids the Toy Department for things to throw at Corwin.
While they're all in the Gardening section, Bleys walks up to Flora, pulls a hoe off of the rack, looks at it, looks at her, walks off.
Corwin raids the hardware department for things to throw at Eric.
Random plays all the demo models of the electric keyboards at once.
Merlin runs around the electronics section finding things he can add to Ghostweel.
Some unnamed Amberite finds the Cuisinarts and starts conjuring frogs.
Gerard stands by the express lane, counting on his fingers.
Llewella raids the swimsuits.
Moire doesn't... Well, the bottom half of the swimsuit section.
Fiona finds the witchcraft books and laughs at them.
Julian walks by, carrying 200 flea-collars and dragging a cart full of red meat.
Brand looks at rugs in houseware
Rinaldo steals pieces of furniture and tries to sell them back to Wal-mart.
Deidre beats the crap out of one of those smarmy guys that say hi to you at the entrance.
Corwin seduces the Customer Service woman... then heads for the food section.
Dalt goes to Automotive and demands to know where they keep the horses...
...until Benedict wanders by with something sharp and pointy from the Garden Center.
Suddenly, Dalt tries to blend in in Toys.
Bleys finds Caine trying to find a purse that matches his heels.
Bleys runs back to the photo department, gets a camera and takes a picture of Caine.
Dara wanders in and Deirdre beats the shit outta her too
Corwin's still chillin' at the Deli.
Merlin joins him.
The Deli promptly has to shut down for the day, being out of stock.
Brand does a copy of a Rembrandt painting on an Etch-A-Sketch.
He then smashes the Etch-A-Sketch.
Corwin critiques it (the Rembrandt..) and tells everyone what Rembrandt woulda thought.
Merlin goes to the Shoe Department to find a new pair of tennis shoes.
The department blows up
Merlin comes out protesting "IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!" (Which spawned the phrase... "-ucking lord of chaos, blowing up my Reeboks?")
Merlin looks for Frakir, who is hiding among the watches and bracelets.
Mandor shows up. They (he and Fiona) disappear into furniture department.
Coral shows up looking confused and leaves again, muttering "at least i'm not trapped this time..."
Dalt shows up, randomly punches non-Amberite customers in the forehead, gets beaten up by Gerard and leaves.
Darcie says:
lol. Wasn't he already blending in with toys...
Dustin says:
Ohyeah...he just blended in really well...
Dustin says:
*grin*
Darcie says:
lol
Darcie says:
he was in the wrestling action figure aisle
Dustin says:
LOL I refuse to smell what Dalt is cooking.
The Logrus-ghost of Lord Borel shows up. Corwin yells "I didn't do it" from the Deli.

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