"Nine Princes in Wal-Mart"
(Just to complete this picture, imagine them in full court garb.)
- Benedict eyes the garden tools, with a look of appraisal. You can't tell if he's appraising them as gardening tools or just things with blades.
- Eric raids the Toy Department for things to throw at Corwin.
- While they're all in the Gardening section, Bleys walks up to Flora, pulls a hoe off of the rack, looks at it, looks at her, walks off.
- Corwin raids the hardware department for things to throw at Eric.
- Random plays all the demo models of the electric keyboards at once.
- Merlin runs around the electronics section finding things he can add to Ghostweel.
- Some unnamed Amberite finds the Cuisinarts and starts conjuring frogs.
- Gerard stands by the express lane, counting on his fingers.
- Llewella raids the swimsuits.
- Moire doesn't... Well, the bottom half of the swimsuit section.
- Fiona finds the witchcraft books and laughs at them.
- Julian walks by, carrying 200 flea-collars and dragging a cart full of red meat.
- Brand looks at rugs in houseware
- Rinaldo steals pieces of furniture and tries to sell them back to Wal-mart.
- Deidre beats the crap out of one of those smarmy guys that say hi to you at the entrance.
- Corwin seduces the Customer Service woman... then heads for the food section.
- Dalt goes to Automotive and demands to know where they keep the horses...
- ...until Benedict wanders by with something sharp and pointy from the Garden Center.
- Suddenly, Dalt tries to blend in in Toys.
- Bleys finds Caine trying to find a purse that matches his heels.
- Bleys runs back to the photo department, gets a camera and takes a picture of Caine.
- Dara wanders in and Deirdre beats the shit outta her too
- Corwin's still chillin' at the Deli.
- Merlin joins him.
- The Deli promptly has to shut down for the day, being out of stock.
- Brand does a copy of a Rembrandt painting on an Etch-A-Sketch.
- He then smashes the Etch-A-Sketch.
- Corwin critiques it (the Rembrandt..) and tells everyone what Rembrandt woulda thought.
- Merlin goes to the Shoe Department to find a new pair of tennis shoes.
- The department blows up
- Merlin comes out protesting "IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!" (Which spawned the phrase... "-ucking lord of chaos, blowing up my Reeboks?")
- Merlin looks for Frakir, who is hiding among the watches and bracelets.
- Mandor shows up. They (he and Fiona) disappear into furniture department.
- Coral shows up looking confused and leaves again, muttering "at least i'm not trapped this time..."
- Dalt shows up, randomly punches non-Amberite customers in the forehead, gets beaten up by Gerard and leaves.
Darcie says:
lol. Wasn't he already blending in with toys...
Dustin says:
Ohyeah...he just blended in really well...
Dustin says:
*grin*
Darcie says:
lol
Darcie says:
he was in the wrestling action figure aisle
Dustin says:
LOL I refuse to smell what Dalt is cooking.
- The Logrus-ghost of Lord Borel shows up. Corwin yells "I didn't do it" from the Deli.
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