Death to Jane Austin

Ok. Last night was a bad night. But tonight is worse. First off, I love Steph very much, and the last thing I ever want to do is make her mad. But I can only take so much. When it comes down to it, I am a simple man. I have three weaknesses which can be exploited. I love food. Which is blatantly obvious and alot of people have this weakness, if you can call it that. I am incredibly lazy most of the time. And my worst weakness. My krptonite! Is chick movies. And if I had an arch nemesis in this world it would be...Jane friggin Austin and her lame ass movies. I mean, really, a guy can only take so much. I don't really know why, they won awards some of them, so they can't be total crap, but I just can't stand them. I would rather be running a marathon. But yet tonight, I have PROMISED Steph to sit through one of these movies. It's not Jane Austin (THANK GOD) but its Gone With The Wind. I know what alot of you are saying. Thats a good movie, a classic, bla bla bla. Well, if you break it down to its most basic plot elements its still a chick movie dammit. And I hate them. But I'm faced with a decision. Do I suffer for a few hours and make Steph happy, or do I not watch it and make her mad. It's not really a choice. There is nothing i'd rather do on this earth than make her happy. I'd endure all the Jane Austin movies over and over again for years without a break if it made her happy. I'm just not gonna say they don't suck. =) So in the end, I have learned that no matter how much I hate something, I love her more. And if it ever came down to it, I would do anything she ever wanted me to do. Oh yeah, and if Jane Austin can hear this...we will meet some day, and I have plans in order to pay you back! (Yes, I know she's dead, but does something that little stop my planning? NO)