Beyond the
Maximal’s Sense.
By: Ice panther
Megatron called Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër in the control room. He was looking at the scanners as she entered.
“You called boss boy?” She asked with a slight sneer in her voice.
“Ahhh yess, my spy. I have a job for you, yesss.” He looked at her. He reached out and grabbed a very small camera. “You’re going to sneak into the maximal base. You’re going to record all movement for me. It’s been unbelievably quiet there and I want to know what is going on.” He said.
“You found the right cat, Megatron.” She took the camera and transformed to panther mode. She took to the air and exited.
Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër was approaching the head quarter of the maximals and landed. Slowly she prowled up into the near bushes. She saw Silverbolt guarding the entrance. She grinned to herself and activated the camera. In panther mode, she stepped forward out of the bushes. She faded from Silverbolt’s sight before she could see her. She easily walked past him. She then waited for someone to open the doors. Optimus came out to get Silverbolt. There, Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër slipped inside undetected.
With the camera recording, she slowly prowled around the cavern. She faded in silently behind a few boulders that laid to the back end. She then saw Speedstrike walk past and sit down in a corner. ‘Interesting.’ Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër thought to herself as she watched the movement of Speedstrike. Optimus then came up. Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër decided to move away from the area knowing that she would return later.
Next, Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër entered into a small cave that extended through the other side of the mountain/ cavern.
She walked down it slowly looking around and the camera recording. Suddenly, she saw Cheetor walking down the opposite way. She quickly faded form sight, the camera still recording. Cheetor walked past with a dazed look on his face. He was holding a box of tissues and a container of motor oil. She though to herself ‘Dear primus. He’s been Masturbating!’ she shudder from disgust as she watching going down the hall. She turned back and went on back down to the main room.
Then she looked to see Optimus and Rhinox sitting down. She moved in closer and saw that they were holding hands. She made sure to get this on video thinking to herself ‘Hell, this shit hole is falling apart without me. But I’m sure the ape enjoys his butt loving.’ She struggled not to laugh and continued slowly. Blazer was sitting in a corner hugged all together tightly. She looked at him, still faded from sight. Getting a closer look, she saw him hugged to a sky blue blanket and a small teddy bear with a shirt that says ‘ Momma’s boy’ on it. She nearly busted out in laughter but stopped herself. She went to find Speedstrike.
She found Speedstrike near Silverbolt. She was gazing up at the roof dizzily. Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër looked at her and saw a needle fall from her hand. ‘Bah!!!!!!! She’s taking LSD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!’ Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër told herself. She left Speedstrike and continued. Next was Rattrap, who was gazing up at Silverbolt. She looked at Silverbolt who as standing at one of the control panels. Rattrap started to drool as Silverbolt shifted legs back and forth, swinging his heroic ass. Rattrap nearly fell off his seat and continued to stare.
He got up and walked behind Silverbolt “How’s it going, bird dog?” he asked while slapping Silverbolt’s ass.
Silverbolt leaned over “I told you not in public!” He whispered to Rattrap.
“Oh yeh, sorr’.” Rattrap said pulling his hand away.
Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër blinked ‘AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!! The Rat is gay! With the DOG!!’ Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër almost threw up but stopped herself. She left and looked for Depth Charge.
Depth Charge was sitting in a chair. In his left hand he held a 5th of vodka. He slumped into the chair and guzzled down the vodka slowly. He tried to stand but fell on Speedstrike, who was sitting next to him. Speedstrike screamed as she though Depth Charge was Megatron hitting on her, still under the LSD effect. ‘This is going to be the best home movie I ever make!!’ Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër grinned to herself.
Everyone was now in the same room. Rhinox was sitting on Optimus’ lap, Speedstrike was running around the place spinning, Silverbolt and Rattrap were rubbing on each other legs, Depth Charge was still drinking, Blazer was sitting in the corner sucking his thumb and holding the blanket close to him. Cheetor was in the opposite corner masturbating.
Depth Charge stood wobbly and throw his arms up “Who needs a spanking?” his voice slurred. He started to walk to Speedstrike when he lost whatever balance he had left and fell over. He got to his feet again and grabbed Blazer’s pillow “It goes la la la la la it goes around the world, just la la la la la its all around the world.” He started to sing and dance with the pillow. He spun around and throws vodka everywhere, dancing with a pillow like it was a female.
Speedstrike slumped over to one side of the room, sleeping and covered in bot vomit. She got a really good shoot of that. Rattrap and Silverbolt were on the other side of the room, fondling each other. ‘Oh dear God, I’m going to be sick.’ Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër told herself as she saw them French kissing each other passionately. ‘Whatever happened to him and BA?’ she asked herself, while getting a good shoot of that, knowing Megatron would love the gayness.
Cheetor grabbed the dancing Depth Charge’s vodka and began to drink. He ran around like a chicken with out a head. He ran straight into Optimus and Rhinox, who were now fondling each other as well. ‘Not them too!!!!’ Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër screamed in her mind. She felt she had enough when she decided to head back. Slowly, she walked to the door and sneaked out.
She returned to the predicon base. She entered and transformed to bot mode. She handed the disk and camera to Megatron, shaking her head in disgust. “Ahhh yes, my demonic kitty. Back so soon.?” He took the disk and played it. All the predicons stopped what they were doing and watched. In disbelief.
“Hehehhahahohoohohhhoh, never knew fish boy drank!” Rampage said manically. Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër grinned.
Megatron slightly drooled when he saw the gay action between Rhinox, Optimus, Rattrap and Silverbolt. Ðëmòñëss Íçë pàñ†hër shook her head and left, leaving them to the video.
