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The Hogsmeade branch of the confectionary conglomerate Honeydukes has issued a mandatory recall of the popular sweet Fizzing Whizbees, which cause temporary levitation upon ingestion. This recall is due to a bad batch of dried Billywig stings. The Billywig is a native Australian insect. It is approximately half an inch long and a vivid saphire blue. The sting of a Billywig causes the victim to become giddy and hover momentarily. This particular batch of dried Billywig stings in unusually potent and in some cases has caused uncontrollable hovering for days on end. In one especially bad case two young men attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, when informed of the recall and side-affects, consumed several crates of this sweet and might have been subject to premanent floating had it not been for the quick reaction of their younger, and might I add more intelligent sibling, Ron Weasly, a known friend of that amazing young wizard Harry Potter.
~ Cleopatra Lilliput
Shendall Lowcastle, seeker for The Ballycastle Bats, has been arrested for being in posession of an illegally obtained Golden Snidget. Golden Snidgets are small, gold, jewel-eyed birds used in quiditch matches before the regulation Golden Snitch was developed. They are a rare and protected species, which. at one time were in danger of being hunted to extinction. There now are Golden Snidget Wildlife Preserves all over the world. Lowcastle has been using this Snidget as a practice Snitch during off seasons for some number of years now. He believes it to be a harder catch than regulation Snitchs.He claims to have bought it off a large bearded man carrying an umbrella. Now, I'm not one to point fingers, but if I were the Head of the Department of the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures I'd investigate a certain well-known, half-giant groundskeeper first.
~Cleopatra Lilliput
