Quotes"I'm less of a racist and more of a bigot." -Heavyjoe "I say we annex Mexico and rename it Laborland." -Heavyjoe "I don't know what's worse, that "Tom is a Wang" is an option or that 3 other people voted for it." -Tom refering to a poll on this site "Canada is like the U.S.'s attic, you never know what is up there till you make the trip up, then you say "look at all this crap" and leave. Mexico is like the U.S.'s basement, you have no idea what is living there but you always make sure to wear shoes whenever you go down." -Tom "If something is worth doing, it's worth half-assing." -Heavyjoe "Mushroom clouds are pretty." -Heavyjoe "It's like bubblegum, but deadly." -Tom on smoking "When it comes to most scholarships, I'm too middle class, too white, and too male." -Heavyjoe "I think you've gotta take those pants off." -Chad "Braking for turns is a sissy way to drive." -Heavyjoe "After three years, I was ready to walk out shooting." -Tom in reference to highschool "What are they gonna do, fuckin' make me zip up?" -Heavyjoe "I gotta pay Amish to my Irish heritage." -Drew Drew: "I'm gonna mail you a letter one day saying I quit smoking." Chad: "And I'll mail you a pack of cigerettes." "Wow, that was fast... you're like the human cannonball." -Me to my roommate Rob "May you be in heaven a day before the devil knows you're there." -Drew/Unknown "Harford County is the drunk of the capitol!" -Drew |
