Wufei: ::Chases Duo in a electronic Hot Wheels Motorcycle with a plastic ninja sword::
Wufei: DIE, MAXWELL!
Heero: ::Jumps from the top of a shelf, and tackles Duo::
Heero: ::Slipping a My Size Barbie Dress on him::
Relena: ::laughs!::
Duo: Eeweeweeweew! ::gets up, skates off towards the back room::
Wufei: ::Chases Relena on a tricycle, Hits her with Nerf darts::
Wufei: Bad Onna! Bad! Go to Kitchen!

Heero: ((DS gets its arm blown off...))
Relena: ((Maybe that's when they [Heero & Duo] realize they love each other ::smirk::))
Duo: (( Duo: ......... Why is everyone always after me?!))
Heero: ((My Heero is straight.))
Heero: ((Go love on Wufei ::pushes Duo::))
Relena: ((::kicks Wufei:: Onna hating meanie..))
Duo: ((D: ....... ))
Heero: (( Wufei: Anata Dai Onna!))
Relena: ((::slaps Wufei:: JERK!))
Heero: ((Wufei: Owww...))
Heero: (( Wufei: ::lowers head:: I lost to a Onna....forgive me Nataku...))

Heero: ::Is at the other side of the store, dancing with a My Size Barbie::
Duo: ::skates past Heero, takes a photo::
Heero: ::Grabs Duo by his hair::
Heero: ::Breaks the camera on his head::
Duo: Itai! ::rubs his head::
Heero: ::Then throws him into the learning for tots aisle::
Heero: Learn not to mess with me!

Treize: ::sits playing Risk, intimidating players with his eyebrows::
Relena: ::fires...but hits Treize instead...::
Relena: Oops..
Treize: ..........
Heero: ((Treize: MY EYEBROWS! ::Combs them back into place::))

Relena: ::skates past Noin...stops:: hey Noin
Noin: Brownie? ::holds out a plate::
Relena: ::takes one:: thanks
Heero: ::A Chini Heero wind up doll walks by::
Heero: Doll: Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die.
Relena: ...::skates away from the doll::
Noin: ::walks to the doll:: Brownie?
Heero: Doll: Die.
Noin: ::sets one in it's hand, walks off::
Heero: Doll: ::Walks off with the brownie::

Heero: ::After a while, it comes back out empty handed, and goes back to Noin::
Heero: Doll: Die.
Noin: ::blinks::
Heero: Doll: ::Empty handed:: Die.
Noin: ::shrugs, gives it another brownie:: Hungry little thing..

Duo: ::fires the little Nerf darts around, accidently hits Quatre with one:: ....
Quatre: --GAH! HEY!
Heero: ((The Mark of death is upon Duo))
Duo: ...Gomen... ::skates off as fast as he can::
Quatre: GOMEN MY BUTT! GET BACK HERE! ::Grabs a hefty pool noodle and flails after him::

Wufei: ::Finds Duo, in his Red Ferrari toy car, with a Almost lifelike Bazooka::
Wufei: Time to Die, Maxwell!
Quatre: ::Grabs some roller blades, puts them on, and flails after him further:: I'll SHOW YOU!
Duo: ....!!! ::turns and skates down an isle::
Unmei: ::see's Wufei and shoots him with the Nerf Arrow::
Wufei: GAH! I've been hit! ::Hits the Furby pile::
Wufei: Furbies: ::Begin to chatter::
Wufei: GAH! THEY'RE ALIVE!
Relena: ::laughs!::

Quatre: ::Skates down into a Pokemon aisle, and collects some things::
Duo: ::hides in the Barbie isle::
Quatre: ::Skates slowly along:: Oh Duuuuuooo...where aaaaareee you...
Quatre: There you are!
Wufei: ::Hops in a GI Joe Jeep and gets a Darth Maule Lightsaber::
Quatre: You're mine, Duo!
Duo: ..... Eep! ::skates off::
Wufei: ::Drives toward Unmei:: Time to die, Onna!
Quatre: Atashi wa Pocket Monster Master! NOW GET BACK HERE! ::Skates after, throwing plastic Pokeballs at Duo::

Duo: ::sees a door, opens it and skates inside, closing it and locking it::
Quatre: ::Hammers on the door weakly:: Open this door, or I'll break it down!
Duo: ::there's a loud screech from inside::
Duo: Ow! Ow! Gomen nasai! ::slams the door open, skates out as fast as he can:: Wrong bathroom!!

Unmei: ::rides pass Duo on the Unicycle and hits him with a rubber dart::
Quatre: ...This is getting odd.
Duo: ...... Hey!
Une: HAA! ::Leaps out of the aisle dressed up as Quistis from FF8, and chases after Heero with her fake whip:: Take this!
Heero: ::runs and Hides::
Heero: ::Comes out as Cloud, with a hard plastic Ultima weapon::
Une: Unestis: Oh no! I'm so frightened! BRING IT ON!
Heero: Heoud: Die! ::Swings his sword at her::
Une: Unestis: ::Leaps back:: Guardian Force...Shiva! Go! ::Throws a plush Shiva::

Wufei: ::Pounces Duo:: Die!
Duo: AAHH! ::whaps Wufei::
Wufei: ::beats the stuffing out of Duo with his plastic lightsaber:: Die, Maxwell!

Une: Unestis: ::Changes into a big plush suit of a Koffing, and idly walks around::
Une: KoffUne: ...

Relena: ::skates off, firing at Trieze again::
Trieze: ......
Relena: ::peeks out and fires a SUPER Super soaker at Trieze::
Trieze: .... ::calmly walks to Relena: : Miss Peacecraft..
Treize: ::stops in front of her::
Relena: ::blinks, looks at Trieze:: Um..hi
Treize: ::pulls a Nerf foam bat from behind his back and whaps her with it::
Relena: ::whapped::
Relena: ::snatches the bat and whaps him with it!::
Treize: .... ::for once in his life, looks seriously pissed::
Relena: ((Oh lord!))
Unmei: (AHHHH run for your lives!)
Relena: ((RUN!))
Relena: ::skates faster...saw Trieze pissed...::
Treize: ....I'm out of tea....

Une: KoffUne: ::Is gone, too::
Heero: ::Dodges, Pulls out a Socom Waterpistol::
Unmei: (Koffune has Unevolved into Weezune)

Relena: ::appears infront of Wufei::
Relena: ::sprays silly string at him::
Wufei: MAXWELL! ::Pulls out a Soc'em bopperSword:: DIE!
Relena: ::and dyes his hair pink before skating off::
Wufei: NOOO!!

Duo: ::standing at the top of an isle, with a lit match in his hand:: You'll all get the soaking of your lives!
Duo: ::after a second, the sprinkler system turns on::
Quatre: .....::Stands up, putting his laptop in a safe place:: MAXWELL!! YOU DIE NOW!
Duo: .AAAHHH!!
Relena: ::hears Quatre from outside..:: ...O.O! Whoa...mad Quatre...
Unmei: Run Duo, Run!

Quatre: ::Flails after him quickly, raging now:: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
Duo: ::stops, looks down:: Hey look, you're all wet.
Quatre: I am going to rip that ponytail off and STUFF IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!

Noin: ::floats by in a raft:: Brownies anyone?
Quatre: ::yells at Sandrock:: SHOOT MAXWELL DOWN!
Quatre: Ooh, brownie. ::Hops over and munches on one::
Quatre: ...Oh, right. ::Mouthfull:: Sundfros, go cruff Duo.

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